I'd say 'morning', but none of you drink and drug addled wankers will be up until 1 anyway.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 7:01, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck off
I'mm away up to Nottingham shortly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 7:53, Reply)

Condolences

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Fuck off.
I'mm been up since 6.00 doing paperwork, now nomming a large broseakfast. What you dooing up anyway?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:03, Reply)

I've been up since half 6. Collecting my daughter at half 8.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:07, Reply)

YEAH WELL I GOT UP AT 3AM AND RAN A MARATHON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

You mean you sprinted to the bog

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)

maybe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I'm about to get up your mum's mimsy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

NO U NEVER

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I ain't even had a beer since yesterday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I'm up!
Done the first load of washing, had breakfast, now contemplating my third cup of tea of the morning.
Rock and/or roll
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Roll. Preferably bacon. Cheers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

It's not a 'roll'
It's a batch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Ponce

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Only soft southern homos call it a 'roll'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

That's how I roll.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

barm cake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Mancunian twat.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

rowie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I got up at 2am, 4am, 5am and finally 6.30am
The joys of fatherhood
( Peej, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I slept quite well, and my house in incredibly peaceful all the time.
Though you'd like to know.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Right!
I've done the shopping, hung the washing up to dry and had yet another cup of tea. Now I'm off to cause mayhem with power tools* and reclaim my man card.


*Cutting stuff up to floor out my G/F's loft**

**Not a euphemism. Fnaaar
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

rollerblading is well bent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

your face is well bent

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

that is irrelevant to my point dear chap

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

That's where you're wrong.
It's only just after ten to one and I'm awake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I just saw a woman that looked like a toad, and had a posh burger.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

What made the burger posh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I think because it was a tenner?
Plus proper huge slices of gherkin, mustard mayo, all the good stuff man. And served medium rare.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

For a tenner
You could have gone to the butchers and got a nice bit of steak.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I would have but I don't carry around the appropriate cooking equipment when waiting for a train.
Maybe that's something I should look into.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Hah, like steak needs to be cooked
just carry a lighter.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Shhhh! You'll bring out the food snobs.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)