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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A moment of clarity
Today we have solved two massive issues in work by just having a bit of a new think about it. When did you last have a Eureka moment?

Please relay this to the group via the medium of a post

Alt:
I want a snack. What snack should I have?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:15, 87 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
can we have feet chat please?
Which lady celebrity's delicate little toes would you like to get acquainted with? I'm saying Sian Williams.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
creeper^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
How do you know she's got delicate little toes?
She might have hideous, malodorous feet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
you can just tell.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I can't, you know

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I think she has talons that unfurl once the studio lights dim.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I have no idea who she is, but knowing dozer I'll guess at newsreader or weather girl

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
(I had to google her....'meh')

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
COR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
DOZER HAS BITTEN HER FUCKING TOE OFF!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
This needs a mouseover edit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
HA HA!
I wish I was good at the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I dont know how to do one, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Oh, on the pictures

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
What kind of an IT nerd are you?
I'm shit at computers and I can do it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I can't :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
But nobody would expect you to.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I thought you meant the text mouseover

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
she does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
you what?
I don't tend to fawn over celebrities like a 15 year old boy with learning difficulties and social problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Last Wednesday
Alt: Nothing, you'll spoil your dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I've settled on a Crunchie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Make sure you wipe the seat afterwards then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I am very good at thinking around problems
I think I have a unique outlook on life which helps
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Alt: Beer at 4 o'clock. Like me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Fat cunt

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Thats me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I try to avoid Eureka moments after this one:
b3ta.com/questions/decisions/post880878

Alt: some fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
You win

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I usually have my eureka moments on the drive home.
That or when I'm on the shit-pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
cock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
dammit nakers

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Turns out I can buy 4 cans of decent lager and 4 cans of shit lager, save myself a few quid, and you don't notice the shit lager after the 4 cans of decent lager.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
What is the difference between decent lager and shit lager?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
the way it tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
What is your scale of shit lager to decent lager?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
i dunno,
i know what i like, things such as Estrella and Moretti, but i don't like others, like carlsberg or stella or carling and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
About 6000 miles

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Keep doing that, reducing the ratio of good quality stuff by one until you actually prefer the cheap stuff.
And hey presto, before you know it you'll be a proper alcoholic drinking cheap pisswater by preference. Good Luck!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
it's only a stop gap until i get a job,
then i can go back to drinking loads of really expensive craft beer and decent wine in attempt to hide my alcoholism behind the veneer of being a "connoisseur"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
It's good that you have a long term goal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
we all need a dream forgus,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Excellent prospects
*signs up for Windy Pig newsletter*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I've found some own brand Cava that tastes nicer, if not better than the £15 bottles

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
excellent,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
One of my fave drinks is Rubican Lychee and Cava.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I buy this Polish syrup stuff that sweetens it up but might give that a whirl

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I normally have these when stoned
then forget them the next day.

I've been hungry every day for the past 4 weeks plus on this fruit diet.
Fruit is full of sugar though so I can't see how this is healthier.

I do enjoy my main meal more mind.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I can help with this
1. Sugar isn't necessarily unhealthy, particularly when you consider:
2. There is more than one type of sugar
HTH xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I can always count on you to educate me, Tangles.
You are doing the world a favour
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Also, starving yourself makes your body think you are entering into a period of famine and it starts to store fat in preparation.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Actually I don't know if that's true or not.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
your body adjusts to the amount of nutrition/calories etc it recives
That's why people starting a diet/exercise initially lose weight, but then plateau as the body readjusts.

lots of love

the might ape (hockey prick)
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)
which when you consider how much man fat he consumes...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Only when surprised

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
rubbish gayer^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
You'd expect a bloke to know the value of swallowing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
You'd expect a bloke to know what spunk tastes like...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
i'd expect dozer to know

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Is that why he keeps flirting?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)
he's bi
and in the North so I guess he might fancy a ride on the chutney train
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
or if you ask nicely

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Woooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah PUB!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Pub-formed for YOUUUUUUUUU

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
HA! Glad I caught that one before sloping off!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
About 2 weeks ago,
had a brainwave for an Ipad accessory.

2 toats, 2 grilled baconson top, chopped toms on top , rocket leaves on top, melt cheese with drop of milk in micro and pour over.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
That's surely going to fuck your ipad up?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
thats one weird ass ipad accessory

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
crumbs!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Battered won't be too happy with you using his kid, either.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Only feeding him.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I have had the opposite of a clarity moment
not bringing a spare battery for my bloody hearing aids and one has gone off.
This will make for a tough, confused afternoon.

Least I don't have to be on the phone.
Stupid almost deaf ears.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
they are probably full of all the dried spunk you don't swallow
try pouring some warm water in there
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Is this so he can fucking 'ear?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Birds singing, rain falling.
I can hear! PRAISE BE, I CAN HEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
erk
SHOULD WE ALL TYPE LIKE THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
STOP SHOUTING!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Whole pack of Jaffa cakes should do it.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
jaffa cakes are 70p in the vending machine...and you only get 3, 3!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
That is piss poor
The M&S Jaffa cakes are actually nicer than proper ones
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)
i wanted a crunchy but it got stuck :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Kick the fuck out of the machine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)
it's ok, it didn't charge me
must be a smrt vending machine
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:23, Reply)
i'm so bored I'm doing admin...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)

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