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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I had to cancel going out as I have a big gay cough and my friend is pregnant
i refuse to admit I'm sick, so it's all her crotchfruit's fault.
so now I'm having to do woman things like washing and cooking :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:52,
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11 years ago)
Woman? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:55,
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yeah like you know what one is
AND the new boy toy would rather play out with his friends than with me, typical man
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:58,
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Because going out with friends is always much much more fun than hanging around with needy psycho women probably.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:01,
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as you don't have either, you keep guessing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:04,
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I have between four and six friends actually.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:05,
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LIES
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:08,
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I do! I know this as there are seven people in my phone contacts and one is my mum.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:11,
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and one's work, one your land line, one your sister, one the nhs helpline and one the train line...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:13,
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How do you know I have a sister? Stalker....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:15,
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Because you're from rural Kent
She's also your mother and your half brother
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:35,
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