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Thanks to a calendar event I must've set up whilst drunk I may be forced to meet the internet this monthWhat are your best and worst experiences meeting internet people?
Alt: Have you ever watched a film and gone, 'yep, that's my life in a nutshell right there' ?
Altalt: What was the last thing you faked? For me it was the laugh I did when the leathery checkout assistant gave me the comedy 'once-over' when I was buying some alcohol at the weekend to make sure I was 18. Fucking perv.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:39,
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Alright 'Bill Clay'I have never, and will never meet Internet types, as they are mostly grubby, untrustworthy types who have fuck all personality away from a keyboard. So I am lead to believe.
Alt: Every pornographic film, ever.
Altalt: I have to pretend to understand and care about 'foot-ball' to help ingratiate myself with 'ladz' and partake in 'lad banter'. Sometimes I am better at this than others.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:46,
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Alt: Yeah 'Bareback Russian Bumlords 9' especially(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:49,
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So you've seen me in action then? Impressive aren't I?*pelvic thrusts in your general direction*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:51,
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altalt: I wished my employer a 'good morning' today.In reality I wish him a slow and agonising death.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:51,
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upon reflection I don't mean that(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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You'd prefer him to go quickly?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:02,
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I find meeting internet people much the same as meeting real peopleI stand there looking awkward for a bit and then one of us makes an excuse to go away.
Alt: Unlikely, my life story is an uncommon one - my parents died when I was a baby, so I was raised by my aunt and uncle on their farm. Then when I was in my teens I met an old guy who said he knew my father and wanted to teach me martial arts. Then we went off and had an adventure where we rescued a princess, who turned out to be my sister, from a bad man, who turned out to be my father. Then we met some teddy bears something something forest moon of Endor.
Altalt: WYSISYG
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:52,
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A;t; Yes.Altalt: happiness in any form.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:53,
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Not that you can actually remember that since you were off your tits on pescription medicationand undergoing a mental breakdown at the time. But hey, don't let that stop you.
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Here's something to cheer you up on a Mondaywww.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a523256/miranda-hart-appeals-for-stolen-laptop-return.html
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:59,
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I cannot believe that 1.4 million people on Twitter follow that man.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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Not everybody can have as many followers as you, mate. Be kind.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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I have met b3ta people. They were, without exception, utter nobbers.Alt: Zoolander. Being as it is a ripoff of a Bret Easton Ellis novel.
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I've tried reading that one but couldn't get into itThat's not the one on the cruise ship is it? That might be the other one I didn't finish.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:05,
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Glamorama does feature a cruise ship.It's the only one of his that does.
And don't bother with Lunar Park, it's atrocious. Imperial Bedrooms is good though.
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Best and worst was meeting Monty/LustyBest was the night out. Tayyabs + beers
Worst was ther morning after, hungover to fuck, with a day's work and a 300 mile drive home
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Yeah - Muppet Christmas Carol
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I don't "fake"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:05,
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Just bought some new door handles for the car.A snip at a tenner. Now that I've made your mornings, you may carry on with your regularly scheduled programming.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:05,
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I've spent over £100 on wood to put my stairs back into looking what they should be like(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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Restoration work is satisfying.Even if nobody else you know has the faintest idea why you're bothering.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:08,
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this^For someone who does not do DIY, I'm remarkably proud of what it looks like
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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"But why? Your current door handles work""Yeah, but they're faded. They're all grey."
"But they WORK"
"..."
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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lolMrs Cow is currently wanting to spend £150 each on replacing the internal doors.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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At least wooden stuff can be sanded and re-varnished.With black plastic you're fucking about with boiled linseed oil, peanut butter and heat guns.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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have you been booting the back ones in again?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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Viagra pretty expensive round your way then?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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christ you could have bought a better car for that(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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i think we all know the answer is fucking pizzagatebest: any of the nights out with the usual suspects.
alt: no. songs, maybe.
altalt: orgasms, naturally.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:07,
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Now is the time to remind you that you sucked Chompy's cheesy cock. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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i'm going to slaughter rory for this, if it's the last thing i do(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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At least it was only four times(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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Something about quattro formaggi pizza? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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Anyone got any suggestions for which songs here?Fat-Bottomed Girls?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:10,
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My milkshake brings Chompy to the yard. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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'Ginger' by David Devant And His Spirit Wife.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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Like a virgin (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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Short fat fannywww.youtube.com/watch?v=f9F-BU-zIyk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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Most of them have been OK.There are a few pricks, obvs.
Altalt: I regularly fake interest in stupid projects just to keep other people happy even though I know they aren't going to work. I have a meeting this very afternoon about one. I have the option of being honest, pointing out why it isn't going to work, or just taking the £10K and shutting up.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:16,
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my friend just texted me to say that she spent the night with a fairly new bloke last night, and was mortified that she farted on his leg in her sleepshe thinks he might dump her. i agree with him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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As long as she didn't follow through she should be fine. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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Women don't fart. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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i don'tbut this particular friend can guff for 30 seconds straight, it's most perturbing.
as for men.... i have some friends whose blokes get out of bed and leave the room in the night to be polite, and others whose blokes think dutch ovening is hilarious. men are a funny lot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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I just let rip these days. I used to go out to the bathroom, or at least leave the room. Not anymore. Fart city in the pig house.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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i suppose you are teh windy pighow soon into seeing the other pig did you start this charming practice?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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It's only been the last year or so. So she got 3 years odd of me being nice. Although she did say I fart in my sleep sometimes, so I may have been doing it rudely and never knew.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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you sound like a decent sort of blokewell, for the first 3 years.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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Like you've never done a fanny fart in your life. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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i can honestly say that this has never happened to me(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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pfffftEither your previous conquests are built like gnats or you've got a melted welly top "downstairs"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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I have clicked 'I like this!'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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I can only assume you've had a pressure-equalising vent fitted to your vajoo thenthat, or you're spending too much time with underendowed men.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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hang on, i thought it was the other way aroundsmall cocks cause them, as air gets pumped in with them?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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nope.air always gets pumped in. small cocks allow it to come out again.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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ohwell, it's never happened to me, and i have quite a few friends who say it's never happened to them either. maybe we are all shagging men with small dicks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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Or you are some kind of anomolyand your friends are all liars?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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girls don't lie to each other about that sort of stuffwe are alarmingly graphic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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bollocks.You are alarmingly graphic about certain things. You lie like bankers about others.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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haha, not to each other!some of my texts to/from my best friend read like a gynaecologist/sex therapist's hand book.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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Oh, you do.I promise you. I mean, "you" singularly might not be. But some of your friends are.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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interestingso it's caused by big cocks? what about vajay size, would being exceptionally small stop it? or flapping flaps?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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How can you be so clueness as to the simple mechanicswhilst at the same time being a dirty old tart?
Air gets pushed in. It's released when there's room. Usually when the obstruction has been removed. If there is room around the obstruction for the air to escape slowly, no queefing.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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i am too busy laughing at dirty old tart to take the offence that is required, hereso by that logic, surely someone with an elephant's ear would queef a lot more than someone with a mouse's ear
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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nope, tighter fannies queef more than looser onesbecause looser ones allow the air to escape all the time, so no build up and no queef.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:55,
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No, wrong way around.A bucket would allow air to escape around the penis. For somebody with a small opening to not queef, they're either fucking tiny cocked guys, or they're lying/tragically deluded about the scale of their fishwhistle.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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i am sure you are wrong about thisboth of you.
but it is true that both the bedshitter and greggs had rather petit cocks, so maybe not.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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yeuchi'm glad it's never happened to me, anyway. human bodies are disgusting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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So are you admitting to having a bucket here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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I'm guessing she falls into the "tragically deluded" camp, here.(
Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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nah, quite the oppositeit's proven a problem on some occasions
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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Of COURSE it's happened to all of them.This is precisely the same as women saying they never fart.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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cf. Fat people who "only eat salad"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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CHIPS ARE POTATOES AND POTATOES ARE VEGETABLES(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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Anyone who didn't fartwould be dead.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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I like your SCIENCE hereThere are fanny farts because of my massive cock.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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*finger guns*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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One of the joys of living on my own is dropping my guts whenever I wish. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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You should see the state of his kitchen floor(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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Once I managed to fart the tune of 'We buy any car dot com'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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people fart.some people need to get the fuck over it. leaving the room in the middle of the night to be polite? fuck's sake. Maybe on a first date, but as soon as you accept the relationship is going somewhere, accept that both parties have bodily functions. Anything else is frankly repressed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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no, it's not.It's a perfectly normal bodily function.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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you might as well expect someone to leave the bloody room to sneeze.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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yeah, for the fartERbut what about the poor fartEE, stuck inhaling it? if there is a disproportion in the number of guffs per evening, and let's face it, how could there not be... it's not fair.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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If your arse-trumpets are particularly vile smellingit might indeed be polite not to subject other people to them
Otherwise, frankly, people need to grow the fuck up and stop being repressed little children.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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just because it counts as foreplay in scotland(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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I wouldn't know, I've never pulled anyone Scottish.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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but presumably by having sex in scotland, that by nature makes it scottish sex?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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I'm pretty sure it doesn'tIn the same way that having sex in a field isn't the same as fucking a sheep.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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but it would still be outdoor sexsame way as you might not be scottish, but mini badger is. location is important.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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If geographical location pre-defines type of sexthen you're screwed in Greece.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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"we invented it"as the owner of our local taverna says to me, repeatedly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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fucking small boys in the arse? why yes, they did.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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i think that's what he meantdespite protesting that he was totally straight
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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This sounds like a fumble in a chip shop in the Grass Market(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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I'm not sure there even is a chipper down there any more.I dunno, I tend to avoid it like the plague. There's only so much sexual assualt from fat geordie hen dos you can handle.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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It's what keeps my relationship with mrs tangle strongNeither of us could be bothered to go through that pretending not to fart business with someone new.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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I take great pleasure in farting at the dog when she rests her head in my lap.She has been known to wander off in disgust.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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hahahaha!I'm giggling away and having to hide behind my monitors, thanks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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i knew farts would find a humour level with the men around here...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:39,
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My dad used to blame the dog for HIS farts so often that it got to the point that if the dog heard someone drop one, it would get up and leave the room.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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og guffed in her sleep last night. A proper foghorn job. First time I've ever heard her do it.I woke her up by laughing and she got cross when I wouldn't tell her what was funny.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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i'd bet anything that it was actually you, but you thought it was her because you were asleep(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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No, I was awake and looking for door handles by this point.(
Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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No reasonb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2120380
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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I met Monty, we had some beer. It was excellent. Monty was alright too, Lolololol. But seriously, nice bloke.
Alt: Final Destination 3
Altalt: I faked enjoyment of the pizza fiends of mine made from scratch as an alternative Sunday dinner. It was proper horrid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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No it was a typo. Morning swipe. I'm in a fantastic mood today. How're you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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i had suspected as muchgood for you, how so?
i'm tired today, but can't otherwise complain.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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Got a second interview Thursday, and from what the agent says all I have to do is not lose it and punch the guy, And the job is mine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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Never mind, there'll be other jobs.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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I booked in at 10 am so I'll only be half cut and therefore should be able to hold back. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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oh nice!!!then you can come to london for celebration beers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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Yeah, it's in Middlesex, I don't even know where that is. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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Staines.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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It doesn't exist anymore. Hasn't for fifty years.Are you going to be an electrician in the past? Sparky McFly!
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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What do you mean it doesn't exist? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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Got swallowed up into Greater London.Stopped being an official county in the 60s.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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Right, I've had a look at a map, and it's in a stupid place. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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Just try not to take it out on the guy conducting the interview, yeah?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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It was absorbed into Greater London before you were born.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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It's more of an action than a place.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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HAY U GUYZ(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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gonz, what do you think about farting/burping in front of girls?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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This is like asking a serial rapist about his opinions on groping.(
Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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Gonz never gets close enough to a girl to find out. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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I try my best to avoid it where possible, always appologise afterwards if I can't avoid it.Unless I know them well, then I make a joke along the lines of "Was that you? Oh, must have been me then".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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True story, some b3tans crashed 'round my yard one night about 3-4 years ago, there was about 6 of us sleeping in my room........ when I woke EVERYBODY up with a shock, everyone thinking "did I just imagine that?" followed by lawlz.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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I hope you kill yourself after seeing Dozer fuck your wife.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:36,
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I can't believe I do some work for an hour, and I miss a thread inundated with my favourite subjects :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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It's people doing their jobs that's killing this place(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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I try not to work and waste hours and hours here daily, but sometimes you just have to take part in a 'LIVE WEBCHAT'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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it's almost like we waited until you'd fucked off(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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Nonplussed would be an overstatement. You're alright, but you're no 'Bill Clay'.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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you all love mei'm the best one here and all that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I've met some right weirdos from off of the internet.But that's okay. Weirdos are more interesting.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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what's the meeting protocol?nametags? carnations? balloon hats? I don't wanna go meeting the wrong people.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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Balloon hats.Then you have to pay for everyone's pizza and then suck their cocks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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\o/Woo-hoo! Typical weekend right there, like a comfy pair of slippers. I was afraid I'd be outside my comfort zone.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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It was all a bit "Spy movie" the first time I went to one...with all the non-real-names.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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I don't know anyones real namesIncluding myself
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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Now , the other thig is how do I make 'meeting up with people on the internet' not sound like 'shagging my bit on the side' to the other half?if internet savvy were frequent flier points she'd have enough for half a game of hopscotch
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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There's no way you can make it sound normal to her.In some ways it would be easier for her to understand if you were shagging your bit on the side.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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I think I'll just leave it as.."I'm going to a gig in the smoke, see you Sunday"
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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