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Has anyone filled in a UCAS personal statement? Any pointers?Alt, what haven't you done for a long time?
Altalt, what have you never done and would like to try?
YMs answers not wanted please.
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aren't you a bit old for that?or are you going back to Uni?
/I've never filled them out. However, I can get to see and brutally judge about 5-600 a year as that's our usual number of first year applicants.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:42,
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My suggestion:Unless you are applying for medicine or vet med, it doesn't make a blind bit of fucking difference what you write. We will judge you on your academic peformance.
Unless you are, of course, applying for a course where academic ability isn't important in which case STOP FUCKING RUINING HIGHER EDUCATION FOR THE PROPER STUDENTS.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:46,
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haha, I'm just trying to lure out the righteously indignant social scientists.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:53,
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I don't think in any way that the subject of the course is relevant, being honestat least within reason.
The problem is more that you can do a degree in Chemistry from the University of Stoke, say. Which clearly isn't even going to get you a job adding chlorine to swimming pools.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:07,
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Isn't the problem more to do with old prejudices and preferences about particular institutions?Or, if there genuinely is a massive difference between degrees, the regulation of qualifications?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:10,
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if the university requires 2 E's to get inas opposed to 3 A's, there's a reason for that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:12,
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I mean a consistent standard for a degree.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:21,
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There really isn't. The use of external examiners is supposed to ensure this. But the more universities, the more shitty courses, the more shitty external examiners available. Obviously, employers in a specialist science/engineering field are unlikely to take your degree in any way seriously if the external examiner moderating it is Bobby Buttfuck from Padstow Tech, but then prospective students, probably understandably, rarely check that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:46,
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There's no really clear regulation of qualificationsthis is why all decent science and engineering degrees are accredited by certain industry bodies.
Unlike a University of Stoke science degree.
There may not even be a University of Stoke. I don't know. The point is valid.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:12,
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It's Staffordshire UniversityThey appear to be accredited by Institute of Biomedical Science and the British Psychological Society, amongst others.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:20,
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That's still fuck all good if you do a Chemistry degree.Now is it?
I never said all degrees from Stoke Poly were shit. Or, for that matter, that all degrees from a redbrick etc. were good. Just the point that "worthless degrees" are not decided purely by field, but by whether that particular course at that particular institution has any value or respect within said field.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:26,
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*finger guns*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:38,
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And theatre choreographers?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:10,
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BUT THE TAX PAYER SHOULD PAY FOR MY DEGREE IN PHILSOPHICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDIESEVEN THOUGH THE "UNIVERSITY" WAS FOUNDED IN 2003 AND I GOT STRAIGHT E'S IN MY A-LEVELS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:53,
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Yes, OK, this University was a public swimming baths until last year. What of it?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:54,
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it's my right to have my education funded to tertiary level(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:55,
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Education should be the preserve of the wealthyPoor people would only waste it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:57,
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this doesn't just apply to education, dude(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:58,
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The majority of students I've met seem ok financially, at least for going out, holidays, cars etc.In their defence a few do work.
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"higher education is a right not a priviledge"no, you fucktards.
It's an intellectual priviledge. If you hadn't all been so desperate to get your Bachelors in surfing studies, there would be enough money to fully fund student courses for, say, 10-20% of the population. You can't have it both ways
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:59,
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My leftie heart rails against thisHowever when I was at Uni (and I am sure you see a lot of this) there were so many people who were far to fucking stupid to be doing a degree. It was that universal push to have "education" that fucked up the benefits of apprentices etc.
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It's not against any leftie principle to deny University education to those that won't benefit from it.My leftie principles remembers that there used to be other routes for people to take, tech colleges, apprenticeships, and rails against the loss of those.
But that's not the point with University funding, at least directly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:03,
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I know...It is set on Auto Rankle that's all,
logic says universal higher education is a flawed system. Hence me mentioning the decline in apprenticeships etc.
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it should be merit based, with a bias in favour of those at state schoolsalthough frankly anyone could get an a at a-level, they're hardly difficult. depending on what you score, you get a contribution to your fees. otherwise, if you want to go, you have to pay.
meanwhile employers should look closely at what is actually valuable. clue: it's not going to be fucking Chaucer for an hour a week for 3 years.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:09,
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haha.petard. hoisted. *kills self*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:04,
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I did what was effectively a creative writing and journalism degree.So suck my balls, narc.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:12,
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Yeah, going back to uni.It's a subject I've worked for 20 odd years in, on and off.
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I don't get whats wrong with doing what everyone else who lives in the real world has to do; get a job.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:24,
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Nope, neverAlt:
Drugs, m'kay
AltAlt:
DMT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:42,
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DMT is a bit mad. I wouldn't go near hallucinogens for a while, had some 'shrooms recently for the first time in ages, was a bit mad really.(, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Write, gimmie a uni place you cuntsalt. Does 3 weeks count as a long time?
AltAlt. Murder!
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Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:49,
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Is she withholding conjugal rights again?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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Yeh, whats up with that? Got rid of the 5 year old this week too and still nothing!(
Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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I'll never understand women(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:54,
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This is because you are doing them wrong.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:56,
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It was an accident, it slipped alright(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:57,
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i feel like this deserved more credit than it got(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:11,
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i was 17so about 4 years ago...
alt: gone on a rollercoaster. I want to go to alton towers and go on the smiler.
altalt: white water rafting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:54,
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and you still wouldn't have filled out a UCAS personal statementwhat with them only being introduced in the current form since you and I were at Uni.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:55,
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It's online obviously, up to 4,000 words.There's a few tips on the UCAS home page.
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You should probably check there then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:58,
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i definitely had to write a personal statementI remember doing it. I was ranting on about how I've loved reading since I opened my first meg and mog book.
lucky for me they only looked at grades, as you say. because I sounded like an utter spastic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:57,
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I had to do one as a Cambridge applicantI'm pretty sure it wasn't part of the standard form. Then again, I was UCCA and PCAS* so, well old skool
*well, obvs only UCCA. I wouldn't have soiled my mind with a PCAS form.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:00,
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It's not like I fucking got in, chief.You've got to show willing and that. Got me out of a certain expulsion in the sixth form, as it happens, the fact that I was an oxbridge applicant.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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Should have been in a further maths lessonwas caught in the pub. pissed. in school uniform.
This after a couple of incidents in the lower sixth that, apparently, were nowhere near as funny as we thought they were, lad, and we'll soon wipe that smirk off your face.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:40,
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neitherI did a BA in eng first, then a law conversion
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:04,
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Wait, you're not even properly qualified in law?No wonder they keep passing you over
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:06,
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pffffti'm about 3 years off even being qualified enough for it to be an option. don't repeat rory insults; they make him look daft enough as it is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:11,
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That's if the cancer doesn't get you first(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:12,
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i got the all clear from that. it'll be something else nasty.keep up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:12,
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No one is properly qualified in lawThey just try to use the most convoluted sentence structure to say the simplest thing then charge a fortune for it...
Fucking chancers the lot of them
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I don't remember, I think I lied a fair bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:59,
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Threesome with two girls, not fat.That in answer to all the questions.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:59,
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"I had a threesome last week and here are the pictures"would be a fucking awesome UCAS statement.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:04,
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My mate Barry is somewhat of a ladies manI woke up one Sunday to frantic texts from him sending me pics of his latest threesome
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:05,
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Hahaha yeah Eastenders is fiction, right?Pffft.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:09,
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Threesomes are overratedThink how hard it is to please one woman.
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Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:08,
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Reacharounds are compulsory(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:10,
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Ah, come on, who doesn't want high fives and winksand oranges when you change ends at half-time?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:13,
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If it all gets a bit awkward you can discuss what A roads you'll be using to get home again.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:17,
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"A" roads, eh? Eh? Eh?Eh?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:41,
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I'm rather disappointed in the lack of response to this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:20,
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Pro Tip:Never engage in a roast when your brother in arms is rocking the old glass eyeball
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Who gives a fuck about pleasing one woman?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:09,
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Easy.I just turn up.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:10,
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Where the LAYDEEZ are.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:14,
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Not particularly, in general, IMEalthough obviously it varies.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:14,
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In my advanced years, I find it a struggle to keep up.I'm waiting in fear of a *click* as my back gives out.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:18,
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Shouldn't competition encourage an improvement in standards?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:22,
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I have no fuckin idea what you're all blathering on about because I'm thick. Bye.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:13,
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Please don't go. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:18,
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In a strange case of lateral memory, I now have that Tony D Bart song in my head.(
Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:21,
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bought it at the five and dime(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:31,
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Sometimes I worry about my brain when that song popped up on reading Rory's post(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:34,
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Its been a while since I was last sucked off by the bins behind pizza express.(
Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:27,
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*sighs* Ok, meet me round the back of the one in town(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:29,
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Janet Street Porter walks into a bar and says "can I get a large aperitif?" The barman says "I fucking doubt it, love"
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:32,
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Luis Suarez seems to have been able to get himself a pair(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:33,
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Well I think you should have enough here to make a pretty decent personal statement.If in doubt, just print out this page and stick it in instead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:39,
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AltAlt: owned a dog. Unfortunately living on my own makes this unrealistic unless I paid a dog walker to look after it whilst I'm at work.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:51,
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I have a dog walker for during the day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:53,
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She can walk herselfShe's back at work full time now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:54,
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Ah. How much does the walker charge?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:55,
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£6 per walkI take the dog out morning and night and Mrs Cow is normally in by 4pm. It also helps that my dog is a fucking lazy cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:57,
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Thats £120 per month sportersWouldn't it be cheaper to kill the dog with a hammer?
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ProbablyUnexpected return full time for the Mrs though, hence having to sort dog walker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:01,
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Do you bark yourself as well?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:04,
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I cannot lie, tanglesIt's been RUFF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:04,
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Speaking of dogs.Someone on Reddit was saying that they had a dog and a roomba, and found out the hard way that if your dog has an accident and shits on the floor the roomba will proceed to smear it all over your house.
This filled me with mirth.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:18,
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The missus has one of themThey are fucking huge 6" screen etc, but really very good
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This is 5.5, I think.Absolutely enormous after an iphone. HD, too! I'm really going to enjoy my late night under the cover porn marathons now.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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Good battery life too.Probably sufficient for an elongated comedown powerwank.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:16,
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Best of all the elongations.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:19,
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Apparently. Not that I really intend on going snorkelling with it.(
Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:56,
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Relevantwww.theguardian.com/technology/2013/sep/26/waterproof-iphone-ad-hoax-tricked-users-into-destroying-their-handsets
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No, its the one that if you drop it, it detects it and the gyroscope makes sure it turns off and lands on its back(
Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:15,
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Ah yes The collision avoidance system, very advanced. They were also going to fit micro airbags to them as well so you can throw it at the wall.
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I think they did that for the Z1. He should test it out. You can reset the airbags afterwards by heating it over a candle(
Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:21,
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Loving the work in this sub-thread(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:21,
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I think you are rightDid they also fit the special pressure sensor to the screen on the Z1 that means you need to hit it with a small hammer if it freezes, which kicks it back into a virtual "safemode"
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is this thread still limping on, like a tired old racehorse trying to avoid the knackers' cart?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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You're only saying what we're all thinking. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:25,
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then you are thinking about me WAY TOO MUCHwe've been through this before.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:25,
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STOP GAZZING ME YOU FUCKING STALKER HARPIE.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:29,
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Oh is that what it wasI sent the pics into the BBC for the wildlife photo comp.
I titled it "Yawning Hippo"
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y'all should be so luckyyou go back to begging for once a year access, and battered might see some poon this side of 2016, if he's lucky.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:34,
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Kylie's less successful redneck period?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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swipe gets more cocks than John Wayne's pistol(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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And that just about from the bins round the back of pizza express(
Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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More helmet than the Nuremberg rally.....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:37,
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I wouldnt be tonsure about that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:34,
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For real. Stop acting like a 10 year old. You're an adult, act like one.
Like I do.
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yeahself improvement is for chumps
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:48,
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Yes it is. If you didn't take the opportunity when it was age appropriate then too fucking bad.
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*shakes head sadly*because 18 year olds always make good decisions
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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Yeah. My bollocks Music Tech 'qualification' helps me daily selling shit for heating systems innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:56,
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all my degrees are relevent to my jobjust took a while to get there. Other qualifications I just did/do for fun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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The good ones do. The hopeless cretins end up in dead end jobs because they are hopeless cretins and make poor decisions.
I don't make the rules.
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Didn't see you down there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:12,
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I liked that by accident. I dont like it. bully.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:19,
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Violent thomas the tank engine puns subthread.Thomas the Shank Engine.
The Gat Controller.
go...
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:50,
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I love you sometimes, Stunned(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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I like your style Stunned Poster, you say it like it is and I respect that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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See above. Did you stay in your London Wank Palace again last night?
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Nah, went home. Had to talk to a taxi driver about race classification, he called his ex a spastic, it was a joy. I told him he should join in here.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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Battered's half brother. Shit. Imagine half a Battered? That'd be fucking miniscule.
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I dunno how tall Battered *really* is, but I'm hearing those double amputee fellas feel really good about themselves around him.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:01,
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Joey Deacon is a intellectual giant in comparison. Janette Krankie is a stallion of a man in comparison.
etc, etc.
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Froggo here is one of the wee folk and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:06,
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FFS. Not another one. It's like the bleedin' Bash St Kids around here.
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I'm getting the picture!Anyway it's just gone 4pm...............................TO THE STUNNED CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:07,
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James the ready-to-kill enginethat's all I've got. Not much on tank engines
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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Abu Qatadais it possibly to say his name without doing it to the tune of Have a Banana,
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I dont know why it popped into my headbut it just makes me giggle, I really hope the old bill said it while nicking him...
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I have cause to speak to an Eddie O'Brianwho has to be sung to the tune of Any Old Iron
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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Costa Concordia Captainwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882
Was knocking off a Moldovan dancer when the ship crashed. Now is it just me or does she look a little bit like a young Jo Guest?
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I'd crash my ship on her rocks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:18,
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I had a drink with jo guest when she livedIIn wooton near woodstock, oxford.She was thickas pigshit. True story.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:21,
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tis true. she used to go in the Killingworth castle where my mate lived. I played her at bar billiards(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:25,
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im not gonna fall out with you over this. but I am angry. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:31,
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On that last sentance when the girl was missing, I bet they find her in one of the cabbing shitters.That's where my bloated drowned corpse would be if I was on that ship.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:31,
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Oh I hate proprietary bullshit.Can't fucking transfer files from my old phone to my new phone because Apple won't let you or anything else directly access your own damned gear,meaning you can only transfer from a backup, which of course I don't have on my work bloody computer because you need iTunes. Well, I don't bloody well want to install iTunes on my work computer and I don't want to install it for one bastard use on my nice, recently rebuilt home computer either, do I? No, I bloody well don't.
Cunts.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:29,
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If it helpsyou can do a device to device direct transfer using a Cellbrite machine, Vodafone shops have them
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Don't want the phone staff to see the photos of my workmates.(
Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:35,
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Fine dismiss the advice of a chap who works in the industry out of hand, that's good work Frenchy...
The Cellbrite doesn't save or hold copies it simply transfers the files the GUI doesn't have an option for stuff to be viewed.
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Well I didn't know you worked in the industry.Anyway, the shops'll be closed by the time I get out of here, even if they're not I'm with O2 and even if Vodafone will do that for the customer of a rival, I need to make a dinner date.
So basically, I will be dismissing your advice out of hand for the above reasons and besides I LIKE impotent rage.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:44,
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They charge something like a tennerAlso most Apple stores will do it too, but to go in there you need to put up with those cunts...
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That won't help me get anything off my iphone.You can't directly access the user files without iTunes.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:36,
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You cant add files from your iPhone into Dropbox?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:37,
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What a load of cockGrab a "spare" laptop and use that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:40,
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The thing is, I don't want to install itunes and take a backup onto a fresh builditunes leaves shit all over the fucking place like an incontinent dog plus there'll be the honking great backup file stored God knows where. I'll have to use my knackered machine, get well angry at how slow it does it and then rebuild afterwards. Fucking pain in the balls.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:42,
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Grab a loan/spare laptopInstall on there
Copy files
Format
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Profit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:43,
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Grab packet of Gaulouisedon Breton shirt
Add stupid beret
shrug
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Be French
(, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)
All our laptops are in the middle of lease renewal.I picked about the worst time ever to do this.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:46,
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I'd have thought you'd have been more sympathetic, given that the thrust of it all is "Apple are a bunch of cunts".(
Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:53,
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Listen to Sporters you help desk monkey. You might learn something. (, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Get a shit laptop or sunnink! LISTEN TO SPORTERS!
Couldn't you turn it off and on again?
(, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Not even in my top ten DJs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:44,
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thats because he's an MC.Novice. You've embarrassed yourself.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 16:58,
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