How much debt do you have?Loads little or none?Just paid council tax and apart from a.mortgage I have.none!Yay for me!
Alt, just seen in the last thread Rory.has posted his favourite pic of me.Bless. I think it makes his winkle twitch, every time he gets it off his bookmarks. Who off the.'net makes your winkle twitch? Or your gash froth if you're of the split-arse type? I like that onw who was on Brookside.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:31, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Im officially debt free as of tomorrow.
I did have a few catalogues and loans but all gone tomorrow.

Don;t have a mortgage.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

alt. Tom Hardy
Don't really have a lot of celebrity fancies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Nice one. Feels good :)

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

i have a small loan for the lease extension on my flat
and a small overdraft. that's it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I have no debt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Alt: I reckon Rebekah Wade would be a great fiesty fuck.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Ugh

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Fantastic angry sex, you know, the sort where they try to punch you if you attempt arse to mouth without giving it a wipe first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Think I still owe YM 50p from my last visit

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

You did her 5 times?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

She had no change

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

None of your business.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Is that to debt, or shag?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Err, I don't know, didn't really read it.
I have a small mortgage and a small amount of debt I accrued while redundant. Shag wise, dunno really. Anyone, I'm not fussy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

unfortunately for you
everyone else is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Even orange wheelie bins?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

i wouldn't know
the porters deal with my bins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I wish I paid £833 a month for someone to put out my bins.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

+ round the back of

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

You're paying them brasses far too much mate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

why? that would ruin your "sex" life

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Real Women cost far too much for my meagre wages.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Nah I'm clean.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

alt: nobody off the internet
i like my men REAL and RAW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

+ BENT +SCATOLOGICAL +PAKI

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

are you having one of your fits?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

well stop faking it then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I'm in debt to my parents for supporting me throughout, I'd like to mention my friend Mike as well, who's always stood by me ...
I keep falling out with an idiot nationalist on a political discussion board who makes sweeping generalisations.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Plenty
I'll invoke the power of Rory as I have:

2 mortgages, 2 big loans, 3 credit cards and an overdraft. 2nd house will be sold in 2015 once 2 year lock in period expires. This should net me about £50k profit

I fucking love me a bit of Kylie and Suzanna Reid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

nice work on the let to buy front

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)

alright pricklords
I haz mortgage
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Nice Halloween name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Offset what you saved on an icon and you're quids in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

hello sex-eh
i didn't see you in waitrose for our lunch date
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I haz hangover
I was hiding at my desk.

Now some twitter person is talking at me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

you need to market earphones
by wearing them ALL DAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I need sleep
I can't take the pace anymore
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

having a new baby sounds like the best way to cure that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

your not helping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

at least i'm not screaming it at 2am
and 3am

and 4am

and 5am
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

hahaha
old
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

says you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I have no hangover

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

yer but yourn old

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

meh
I'm 39 soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Ha ha old!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

:o(
I honestly had to work out how old I was last month. I thought I was 37
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I always think I'm 33 but I'm not.
I even had to work it out then.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

maybe that's your iq?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Add 98 and you're right, according to the 100% scientifically correct Facebook quiz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

i got 179 when i did an online IQ test
i suspect shenanigans
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I don't really know what it means. I suspect I am only just above a spastic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I aim to have a hangover tomorrow. Off out tonight innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Alt I think Swipey makes Rory's winkle twitch too, he banters enough with her. B3ta wedding on tje cards?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

he can't cope with successful, intelligent types
he likes them downtrodden and muddy skinned, chained to a caravan sink.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

BRefoot and pregnant.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

i'd get his lab to chew his bollocks off if he came near me, the spotty fuck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Playing hard to get lols.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

FACT
there is a reason why he is too scared to post a pic. even on Halloween.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

How successful do you think you'd be if you'd done a proper degree in the first place?
I did 6 months of a joint honours history and English degree, felt it really helped me on my path.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

no different
because the law conversion is only a year, so it just delayed things by a year. can't do the law conversion without a first degree.

i guess if i'd had to pay fees for the degree or the law conversion (my firm paid those), i'd have found it more of a waste.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Is it not different if you go straight I'm to law?
Or am I being stupid?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)

law is a 3 year degree, then you do your LPC or your BVC depending on whether you are solicitor or barrister
non-law, you do your degree, then 1 year law conversion, then LPC or BVC

so not much difference really
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Sounds a bit OTT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Surely 3 years of law is better than 1 year of law and 3 years of something else?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:08, Reply)

no, not really
by the time you've been doing it a while, you don't use all the other bits. I haven't touched any of the modules except property and litigation for years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

l t
g l
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

About £650 on the plastic.
Which is getting paid off when I do my monthly rent/council etc (tomorrow at work).

That debt was only there because of the remnants of a 0% purchase and being without a debit card for a fortnight.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Small overdraft and mortgage. Ladypig has a credit card we've had to use recently, but it's only a few quid.
I'm lucky to have paid off my student loan in a lump sum after a wealthy relative died.

I miss Boyce, and I like frog but my favourite is TH.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I'm happy with third place \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Well, if TH really was dying after all,
You might be second by now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Where is he? I like that chap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Dunno.
It's half term so he's probably busy with his sprogs. I get the impression he has the more flexible job as he works from home and stuff, so he'll be on kid duty. Or dead. He might be dead.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I hope he isn't dead before we got the chance to say goodbye and tell him what stuff we wanted when he's gone.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)

We could always do a Ouija

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I never can say goodbye....

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

thanks Jimmy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

mortgage and an overdraft which I barely use
And the mortgage is dropping significantly as of the end of next month. Student loan will be paid off by the end of next year an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Mortgage, that's it
The nice thing about a mortgage is it might be a huge - and, in any other circumstance, terrifying - amount of debt but because most people have one you just don't think about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Mortgage finished a couple of years ago. I'm debt free and rolling in surplus cash.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Hey! Look everybody! It's Internet Nonce! Hi Internet Nonce!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

#citation needed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Nonces and fiddlers are generally quite unlikable aren't they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Hi Septic Dwarf!
It's nice to be back.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Not for the rest of us it isn't.
Jog on fatso.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Look me in the eye when you say that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Libertieesss!
(Stibbins, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)