i got a massive whisky bottle from one of the pubs i worked in, for my dad to chuck his change in
even though he prefers cash to cards, so has a lot of coins, it's still taken about 10 years for it to be nearly full. we're just trying to choose a charity - probably give it to my mum's school to buy books for the kids or something as she was the north-west literacy co-ordinator - but fuck knows how they'll take it, it weighs a bloody tonne.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

daddy's girl in 'story about money' shocker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

yep
only really spoiled people save up their spare change to give it to charity.

although it would probably buy your entire house, so meh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

it really wouldn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:38, Reply)

yeah yeah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I'd tell you how much it's valued at, but talking about money is vulgar.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

it is when it's in the teens

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah
Your dad bought you your flat as an IHT dodge.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

+ half

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

or minus half, depending how you look at it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)

i look at it as a large flat on kensington high street
you can look at it however you like, if you can see once the sea has eroded Folkestone and taken your house with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)

It's not on the high street though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

how vulgar

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

i doubt folkestone has a high street
just plenty of low ones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I'm not pretending Folkestone is a dream location, we are talking about your High St half flat which isn't on the High St

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:56, Reply)

well no, it's not above a shop
it's about a 2 min walk, I wouldn't want commoners running around underneath me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Pulp's less successfuzzzzzzzzz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)

5 minute.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:17, Reply)

it's ok, the discounting of the iht liability will have kicked in already
If he gives her the other half then fingers crossed he makes it through the next seven years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)

He'd have to buy her the one next door and knock through.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

your dad should have sued durex to buy yours

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

AT LEAST HE'S GOT A HOUSE HALF FLAT GILL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

with walls plastered in straw and hamster shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Earthen plaster is a legitimate 'green' building technique.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

it's for that central York 'Tudor look'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Did you know that I am a charity?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

so........ many.................... strikethroughs....................................

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)