Hollydays
Mrs Cow has just decided we are going on holiday at Easter. Tell me tales of your greatest/worst holiday experiences please, my internet chums
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:33, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Have I ever mentioned my trip to Tibet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Didnt you once travel to Paddington Station
From Darkest Peru, before being adopted by a lovely family?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:39, Reply)

How many years were you there?

( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)

8

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I've not heard about it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Jamaica?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)

No she wanted to...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Jakarta?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I once went on holiday to Tunisia and terrorists bombed the hotel
not when I was there mind, a few years later.
( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I haven't had a proper holiday since 2008.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Frogcock has no passport.
Discuss.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I've only been to Morroco and Turkey this year :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:55, Reply)

plus I fear there will be no skiing :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I was just about to post a BBC link, you psychic stomping fucker.
Got detained by Belgian customs and excise, and had my car taken to pieces, fucking Belgian arseholes. And I was bloody innocent! No word of an apology from the gits either.
Where are you going?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Hello Xavier

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Xavier is an imposter.
I don't approve of other bears on here.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Just about isn't stomping its you being fucking slow!

( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Ah the Belgians, world-renowned bad-asses. Nobody fucks with the Belgians, ever.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45, Reply)

JCVD would kick your arse
Then fuck it, then kick it again, then do the splits between two chairs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:55, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I'm planning a trip to Cornwall to bomb Phillie Joe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:43, Reply)

too early surely?

( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45, Reply)

That's what I originally wrote
I think I need a screen break
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:46, Reply)

So do we all

( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Look, I'm going to edit it back and we'll pretend it was worth all this effort, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Let's just hope PJ doesn't edit his original post, then his reply to you, or this could go on and on...

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:53, Reply)

He's such a prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Hit it with a blunt instrument.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:50, Reply)

We're planning on going on holiday around then, too.
Where are you planning on going?
( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Double date with the cow family, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I think thats what he's trying to avoid

( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Not unless the Family Cow is also going to Florence.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Thanks!
*packs bags*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Tunisia.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Technically, a Gladiatrix.

( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Looks like a butch Kate Bush.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:46, Reply)

WOLF POWER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I went to Tunisia
once, it was fucking shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)

The missus went to Morocco and narrowly avoided being abducted.
True story.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I didn't go to Morocco and also narrowly avoided such a fate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I haven't been to Morocco or Tunisia and I haven't been abducted, either.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)

A similar thing happened to me when I didn't go to Beirut at the height of Hezbollah's kidnapping campaign

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Morocco is ace.
Thoroughly recommend it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)

^kidnapper^

( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)

^papist^

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I was once asked if I would sell
an ex (not at the time) girlfriend of mine, retrospectively I should have taken the money
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Tenerife
Los Gigantes area
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Every day should be a holiday.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:48, Reply)

But then what would you do for a holiday?
Go to work?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Get a job.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:53, Reply)

"IRONY CHECK"
Aisle 3
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Aisle 3 is baking goods
BP works in baby care. Aisle 8.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)

ALANIS MORISSETTE 'IRONY' ISN'T IRONY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Isn't it ironic?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)

no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Don't you think?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)

ok. yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Morrissey's more uplifting music never hit the heights of his more dour works

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:52, Reply)

worst place in the world, ever, bar non is Blackpool
I couldn't loathe that smack-filled cess pool more.

Vile
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I've only been once.
For Rebellion, the punk music festival this Summer. The Golden Mile was a shithole, tbh I really only saw the station, my b and b and the Winter Gardens where the gigs were.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:55, Reply)

it's a spot on the arse of humanity.
and this is after it's "revamp" sand blasting the sea front
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I'M GOING FOR A BEER. I HOPE YOU ALL HAD GOOD HOLIDAYS ONCE.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I loved Ibiza for me and some of my friends "we turn 30" jaunt.
I loved Paris also, long weekend drinking wine and walking about.

I hadn't been abroad for years until last year and this one so will be making more trips next year.

I always enjoy my London visits.

York is lovely for walking round too, loads of old bars etc. but I'm not longer welcome there thanks to Doozer slandering my good name.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)

he ent got no orfority

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:58, Reply)

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Paris reminded me of Leeds.
I like York, that Dozer lives there you know.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Leeds aint got class.
Been there a couple of times and found it a bit dull too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

paris reminds you of Leeds?
Fucking hell...I don't even...I mean...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:03, Reply)

The suburbs yeah.
Obviously not the touristy bit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)

often like to dismiss some of the worlds great architecture, museums and eatery's as just "touristy"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)

And troll Kroney in the process

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I don't take much trolling. There's hardly any challenge in it.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I thought the apostrophe was a nice touch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Paris was fucking cool
...and free
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I got separated from my family at the airport,
Ended up on my own in New York. Then some bad guys that I beat up with high dangerous and near lethal traps the Christmas before showed up and I stopped them from robbing an old man and murdering me, as well as defrauding a major credit card company and being a genuinely shit human being for a few days. Oh and some old lady tried to nonce me up with her own birds.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)

That homeless lass, after she got sacked from Casualty
for noncing people up with birds.

Nasty piece of work she is.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)

that's the plot of home alone 2, what were you really doing Clive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)

No, he was with Clint

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

*keeps the change*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

*dies of anaphalactic shock brought by bee stings*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)

*takes loads of drugs and kills my drug dealer*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Oh man I love Star Wars!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I'd like to go to Roma, and abuse their social security system.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Rome was all of the awesome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:20, Reply)

That was pondered last year but I just couldn't afford it,
Definitely on my 'to do' list.

Like YD
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Both are well worth a visit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

the eternal shitty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:30, Reply)

No, he does wash

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Sounds like that for you, Rome is where the heart is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Were it not for the fact that I went there with a menkle ex, it was perfect

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

The Amalfi coast in Italy is awesome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I've only been to Rome
5 day break
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Also the lakes
Como etc, Some superb museums and you get to go on a hydrofoil,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:46, Reply)

At this time of year, Croydon is wonderful.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:32, Reply)

It is, as its 295 miles away

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:39, Reply)

err you are wrong its 250 miles away

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Google says from the postcode I'm in to Croydon is 295
unless sir, you are attemping "under-bridge" life
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I have just checked and it is definately 250 miles from me
Hang on are you in a different part of the country
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Grenada
Luxury cat cruise. Boat pulls right up to where you are waiting on the white sand. Highly recommended.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Top notch pussy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

We also did a day trip to the grenadines and cruised around in a vintage schooner
It looked cool but fuck it was uncomfortable. Stick with the plushy pussies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

why go on holiday to a regional ITV broadcaster?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I've never been on a holiday I haven't wanted to get back from after two days
I'd rather slob about in my dressing gown spying on the neighbours
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I just...I mean really?...is this even...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:43, Reply)

A troll account...
Yes.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Did I miss something?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

The door, dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:02, Reply)

The worst thing is
He lives in barnes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Barnes? Where the hell is Barnes?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:53, Reply)

He sung with INXS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:54, Reply)

*stranglewanks*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:03, Reply)

I read that as strangewanks.
Which made me lol a little.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:11, Reply)

next to Farmes

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Who are you trolling bear?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:10, Reply)

piss off west kensington

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:11, Reply)

HIGH STREET

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:15, Reply)

I am in the pub. \o/

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:16, Reply)