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what's your favourite disease of the central nervous system?Alt: alright
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Definitely MS after seeing someone succumb to it.aLT: no
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:28,
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Their live album was excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:44,
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EncephalitisNo need to get so fucking big headed about it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:37,
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That's a tough one.Possibly Alzheimers.
Though it's probably not fun for the person who has it.
Wait, what are we talking about again?
alt. Stick it down your piss slit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:38,
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At least you haven't got Alzheimers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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At least you haven't got Alzheimers (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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At least you haven't got Alzheimers (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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ROY: Even though I have been dating I still feel a bit shaky around the ladies.
JILL: That's just your Parkinson's, Roy.
ROY: I don't have Parkinson's. ...
JILL: This is just your Alzheimer's talking, Roy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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Sorry, my mind's not what it used to be(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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Oh manI want that disease RIGHT NOW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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Meat pie, sausage roll, cpme on"insert football team", give uz a goal.(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Never had a Scotch Egg with a runny yolk but by God that sounds lovely.Least that's one thing the Scots have got right.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:47,
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They make them in the cafe down the road. You an also buy them in m&s to chuck in the oven.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:49,
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they're OK at whisky, too, as it goes.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:49,
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Orrrrrrr... I don't like WhiskeyThis has already been noted. I like Bourbon, but that's not Whiskey
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:55,
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Actually, scrap that. What else would you have to do?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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be funny and dart about like a postmodern Puck, riffing on the polysemous nature of words and the interaction between language and understandingOr had you not noticed that's my thing?
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Well you certainly are a "tit on here"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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I get nothing at all for TWO Shakespeare references?Puck you lot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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The Oberon one was quite clever I will give you thatunfortunately as some of us do proper jobs rather than checking a router I missed it at the time
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I thought being a tedious scotch prick was your thing?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2165221
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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That works quite well with a norn irish accent(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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nah, I just had you pegged as an uppity cunt.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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Alwaysapparently the Coop own brand single malt is a rebranded Dalmore.
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Is this still true?I thought this was believed to be the case some time ago.
The internet is elusive regarding this.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:47,
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It seemed to be.I grabbed a bottle from the local coop a few months back and it certainly tasted (from memory) similar.
Even if it wasn't it was an ok single malt, as above it wouldn't be my first choice but for a bit of cheap it was good
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The rumour was that it was the Dalmore 12yo, no?Which is 40 sheets a bottle. Assuming Co-op own brand is less than 20 it's a solid bargain for someone who's into that kind of highland jazz.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:03,
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Finally got some grub down. Steak and Diddly pie, chips and gravy.Don't use the phrase locally 'having a nosh' as it means something different to eating.
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I bet you've left a bar in the US by telling them you were just off outside to bum a fag, too.Lollers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:49,
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*insert Giles Coren rant here*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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Oh man you look sexeh at chrimbomass hatters(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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He DEFINITELY posts on here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:59,
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Haven't you seen a pic of Stibbins before?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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You could buy me a drink first(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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How does that affect the central nervous system?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:59,
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Because the CNS controls all your bodies actions so the tics etc...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_nervous_system_disease#Tourette.27s
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Ok, I'll bow down to your superior wikipedia researching(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:04,
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This is inconsistent with your earlier post about how long was left.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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No wonder he turned up so early to meet you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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"this has never happened before, I've just been out of the game for a while"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:04,
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I'm never out the game, it's just my technique(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:04,
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*thunderous fives*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:06,
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You might as well, I set it up for YOU, you dopey twerp(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:07,
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oh, 9.8/10 there.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:13,
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The thing about it is, premature for who, exactly?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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No we don't*creates Cretan paradox*
*spluffs*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:45,
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That's not actually the Cretan/Epimenides paradox wot you are thinking ofbut in the spirit of friendship, *labyrinths*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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It's not actually a paradox though.because logical fallicy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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I like this.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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At the risk of being more of a boring petty cunt than I already amthat's a perfectly valid statement, it's not a paradox. Same as the original Epimenides Paradox. For the statement "all B3tans are liars" as stated by you, a b3tan to be false, there only needs to be one b3tan who is truthful. And it doesn't have to be you. So you can lie, and say all b3tans are liars, and that's still a lie.
although I've still got to work out how to get the spunk out of her pillowcase.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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I dont know what to sayApart from maybe driving to Edinburgh and poking you with a stick...
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Mind you, I'm pretty sure we ARE all liars.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:03,
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*touches nose**points finger*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:06,
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Honest. I've only had a few cunts, drinkstable.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:25,
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drinkstableWell you dont want to spill any
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:26,
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We have a saying round here"The only time a fisherman is telling the truth is when he's calling another fisherman a liar"
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:48,
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Haha you crazy Corns!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:51,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:56,
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You're a right pair of counts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:34,
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couldn't give a fuckneed something to reward my exhausted trainee. hotel chocolat: lemon cheesecake chocolates/caramel cheesecake chocolates/strawberry cheesecake chocolates/blueberry cheesecake chocolates/treacle tart chocolates.
which ones??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:44,
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no surprise you're partial to a bit of beak with a beak like yours(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)
AllIf they have been up until 3am it is worth it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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WHY NOT GIVE 'EM SOME MORE OF MY FUCKEN CHOCOLATE ORANGE(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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how long do you think mini chocolate orange pieces last in a law firm, dude?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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If they scoff 'em down at the rate you do into your pelican style mouth, about -10 seconds.'dude'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:51,
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three guesses what won't be going anywhere near my pelican mouth EVER AGAIN(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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that's true of anyoneexcept perhaps his dad
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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that's special.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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I think it is my favourite thing of the day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:00,
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I witnessed her consumer a pain au chocolate in one gulp the other day. No chewing.Vile.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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She does have a 'unique' eating style. Good at catching fish though.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:00,
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Shame she smells of them so much. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:01,
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says the man who was shoving sausages in EVERY ORIFICE(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:01,
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Get her disease of the central nervous system flavour(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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is there anything that doesn't turn you on?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:50,
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i hope your cat watches you in the bathroom, like it did with me, and gave me teh stage fright(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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you shouldn't have been knocking one in in Stunned poster's bathroom, then
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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shhhhh.They always do you what you tell them not to.
and then all your hi-tech webcams will pay off.
reverse psychology. SCIENCE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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i was just going for a weeI covered up all 5 cameras, even the one in his shampoo bottle, but the cat got the better of me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:56,
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"cat"yeah.
Ever wonder why it whirrs occasionally?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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I assume your trainee is weapons-grade female or camper than a row of gold lamee tents?Otherwise, money, booze or drugs. Chocolate? FFS.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:47,
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we're talking a tiny afternoon treat because we'll be here until 4am againnot a present! that would be bribery! exclamation marks!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:48,
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None of this is going to make her hate you any less(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:50,
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How in the name of fuck is giving something to someone who works for you bribery?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:52,
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This isn't even a fucking law, woman.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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it is if i say it isI thought you'd got that by now??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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I have a law questionWhy do we need to legalise gay marriage? Was it ever made illegal? What laws currently stop sex sex couples getting married?
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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The bit in the vows where it says "marriage is the union of one man and one woman"I imagine.
about 3 lines of the marriage vows are legally binding and are in all services, even registry office ones. The rest are guff.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:00,
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We were told the vows didn't mean shit and it was the signing of the paper that was the legal part.(
Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:02,
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Nah, you definitely have to have about 3 lines.mostly the "just cause and impediment" bit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:07,
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i have a better questionWHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:02,
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Disgusting.Why do gays want to be married anyway? Especially in a place where they are repelled.
Prissy queens.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:03,
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I don't see why they should be happy if the rest of us have to suffer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:08,
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I don't see why they aint happy with civil partnership.I mean one of them still gets to wear a dress if they want.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:13,
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Stop discriminating against straight people!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:15,
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It's because they want to be seen as 'normal' and 'the same' which we all know they aren't.Like blacks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:15,
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And in order to enforce it I presume you understand it?SO ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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hahahayou think lawyers explain the law to people? how else can we ensure you keep coming back??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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I didn't ask you to explain anythingFucking lawyers, its no wonder innocent people get sent down.
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:56,
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Blueberry Cheesecake, or any cheesecake for that matter.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:47,
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berk bought me some of thosethey were very nom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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Yeah, you didn't share them out did you?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:52,
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Stop talking about my uncle!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:13,
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You're not doing yourself any favours in relation to my post directly above, here.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:53,
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they're not for methis girl is about a size 0, the heaving beast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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i don't think she could take 7 fingers on each handbut thanks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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fucking hell, you measure the girth of her fannybefore you take her on as an intern?
Thorough.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:58,
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The job fits her like an East Anglian glove(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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a spit lubed hand job for the mena dry knuckle bang for the ladies.
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tggiSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:52,
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*applies for a job with Bonzo*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:53,
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