Michelle was pissed off through that whole thing. Solemn, perhaps.
I was more pissed off that Graham Norton got a ticking off for wearing an AIDS ribbon by the Beeb. Apparently they don't want to endorse charities, yet presenters are made to wear a poppy.

Cunts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:27, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

They don't want to endorse charities...
And yet Children in Need, Comic Relief...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:28, Reply)

CHILDREN IN NEED OF A GOOD SLAP MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I hear ya.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Which supposedly funds drugs, guns and death, according to the highly impartial Beeb news.
Auntie really does have this whole self-flagellation thing down pat in the last year or two.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Comic relief are apparently 'reviewing their investment programme'.
Fancy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)

most investment funds hold shares in that sort of thing
And, seeing as even the best ethical funds only deliver mediocre investment performance, investing in alcohol, tobacco and weapons is exactly what I would expect a charity to do.

Comic Relief just need a better IFA.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:33, Reply)

An organisation we work with refuses to be named in an investment programme we're currently developing
on the grounds that it's lottery funded and therefore against their Christian values. And yet they seem quite happy to take local government funding, which is raised by taxes, and Jebus hated the tax man.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Jesus said to give unto Caesar what is Caesar's though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:37, Reply)

The stupid cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Me, I won't be PROPERLY happy unless a film crew follows my fiver all the way from my bank account until it ends up in the hands of the poor person.
And it zooms in just enough that I can check the serial number is still the same and be able to say a relieved "yes, that's MY five pound note".
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:37, Reply)

your pension probably invests in Nestle, Monsanto and BAE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:39, Reply)

That's why I don't have one.
My finances are planned out meticulously, I intend to declare myself bankrupt on my 70th birthday and then live on the state.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)

I'd be the same to be honest.
You can't trust these corrupt darkie nations.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:40, Reply)

It's a bit different wearing a poppy to respect those who have died fighting for our country than wearing a ribbon because a couple of gay fellas fucked a monkey then couldn't be bothered to rubber up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)

I heard it was brewed in a Government lab.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)

No it was gay monkey fuckers, deffo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)

you always speak for the silent majority xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)

When are you lot ever silent about anything?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:33, Reply)

shut the fuck up, bumboy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I'll shut you up with my swinging man meat in a minute.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:35, Reply)

It's Doozer, please amend to NOT meat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)

He ent no veggie. He loves a meat injection.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:39, Reply)

I knew you'd get that wrong. The Dozer meme, among others, is that people don't meet him.
It was a clever play on words that, as usual, missed your head by the length of both dozers feet*



* he has big feet
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Jason's a bit thick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Bless him, he tries hard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)

yer but he gets it wrong every time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)

It's hard work, sure, but he's worth it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)

nah, don't like that one.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)

like get
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Bumming makes you deaf apparently.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:47, Reply)

what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:48, Reply)

plus two veg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)

I will not be drawn in by the gay agenda, it's a gay disease after all.
I'm just saying what we are all thinking.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)

oh baby you always do xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)

^^ Fucking bender

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:35, Reply)

don't bungle my jungle you little mo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Pissed off is too strong a word.
Bemused?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)