Drug cock fails were most common
That moment as a youth when you realised that while the pill had made your blood rise... the ineffectual nubbin that was left in your trousers was of no use to man nor beast
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I was told this about speed on many an occasion
Never bothered me though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)

errr no I urm me neither
err apocryphal innit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:47, Reply)

^droopy^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

and if you could manage it, you could never cum and kept going, and going, and going.
Exhausting it was.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Oh once it was up it werent going nowhere

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I remember trying in vain to thumb it back in once.
I'm glad she was on as many drugs as me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Like putting a marshmallow through a keyhole

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Playing snooked with a rope

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)