Do a bit of exercise every day, even on non-gym days
Not waste time on cocks

Study for another qualification, possibly a masters in psychology or philosophy or classics
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You're turning lesbian?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:29, Reply)

No, just staying about from the bins.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Not those cocks
I do need a better cock filter in other areas of of life. Too trusting, me. That's the problem.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Just stoopid.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I think I lack the chip that most people have to spot a cunt at first instance
Inevitably I will say, "oh they're really nice", even when other people say they aren't. Then when they prove themselves to be a shit colleague/friend/human being, everyone else always says, "I knew it all along."

Or maybe they are all lying and I just need to do more of that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

I'd say it was about 50/50.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Speaking of utter cunts
Have you got your phone back yet? We need to fix new year drinks with your boyfriend and your dwarf sex slave
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah. Old number back on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

But which is that? I have 2...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

757

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I ain't ringing no plane, foo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

*proffers glass of milk*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Mr T.Extbook

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Right, I will text you and him. Next couple of weeks we will sort out something GOOD
Can always do it at mine if people are skint after Christmas
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Plenty of research for psychology on here.
I really enjoyed that. It's interesting. Go for psych.

It does make you look at everyone and everything with a raised eyebrow though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)

One of my best friends is a criminal psychologist
She has the WORST taste in men ever. It really makes me wonder what they teach you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Well if they aren't criminals, she's defenseless.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)

The current one should be
Every single day, I hope she will wake up and dump him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

+ on
It's always about the scat with you, isn't it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

You know I never have an issue with friends partners
unless they start keeping them captive and weedling out mates.

Or unless they are an utter cunt, with reason.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

She met this one on a dating website about 3 years ago
Found out he was married after a few months. Yes, he'd put himself on a dating website. Then followed a 1 year break-up, when he kept promising he would leave his wife and child, but made up awful lies to delay it, like his dad having cancer (he didn't) or his son being in A and E (he wasn't).

12 months ago, she was happy with a nice guy, when this cunt slimed back into her life. Now he's left the wife, but he has a girlfriend. Only she's not the same, it's not as good... Urrrrgh so long story short, my friend dumped the nice guy for this pathologically lying cunt. I hate him!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I bet he has a much bigger cock

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

ha . I
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Sounds like a guaranteed fuck to me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2177032
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

If he went behind his wife's back, he will do it again.
Once you break that moral code it becomes easier.
Plus, the pathological liar thing is a bit shady.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Is she aware of your disdain?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I was fairly brutal about it
As was her other best mate. Unfortunately and inevitably, our relationships with her have suffered, but one day she will see the light. I just hope it's not too late.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

You've done your bit. Just be there when he slips up and don't let her go back to it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

The problem is, he won't do it now, when she's all glam and they see each other at weekends and it's all high days and holidays
It'll be in ten year's time, when she's all knackered from kids and a job, and the novelty has worn off. I don't get how she can not see this. Plus he has no mates, which is never a good sign, and is a right whingey fuckwit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Beware blokes without mates.
Never a good sign. See also women with only male friends. Means they can't socialise.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Very much this
Not only is it a bad sign that hardly anybody likes them or wants to spend time with them, it also means that they are most likely anti-social and will not want to go out with your mates or be happy if you go out a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

A friend of my missus had an ex-boyfriend add her as a friend on fb
Alarm bells rang when she noticed that she was his only friend on there.
A quick check revealed that he had set up a second account so that his wife wouldn't see/be seen.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Urgh
Cheating Fucktard.

My legal news update told me that the only thing going on over Christmas was a massive rocket in divorces because of cheaters getting caught out with phones/gifts etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

I hate cheaters.
One strike and you're out with me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)

But Jason honey, I can change...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

A yurt never changes its cheesecloth!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I dunno, he sounds alright.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

We are never meeting him
So you'll never know!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

:(
I'd like to meet him and give him a 'player five'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I like the cut of his jib.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Sounds like a perfectly reasonable chap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

You never know. Maybe they will keep each other happy.
You never know what goes on behind closed doors.

Just keep glaring at him. Keep him in check.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Moore's law

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)

*attempts re-entry*

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)

*drops monocle*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)

*wins world cup*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Better than Savile's Law.
Most disturbing TV show ever.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

It's only on now and then, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

For the day.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Oh very well played there sir

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)