You can fucking have her
Plain and dumpy were the first two words that sprung to mind.
( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:13, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

innit
A mate of mine fucking loves her. I don't see the attraction.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

If she was wallpaper, she'd be fleck.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)

I don't see your lack of attraction.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Thats because you only fancy kids and plain dumpy birds

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

greggs hat loved her
and penny out of BB. and ALL men love philippa forester. why?

genuinely I don't get any of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Ewwwww

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)

fucking stupid name

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Penny from BB?!
Wasn't she that skinny, old, wrinkled, blonde thing?

Vile.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

i hate to admit it, but she's not that skinny, by hollywood standards
she has a fairly nice, toned body. but her face... she's just not that pretty!

#bitchy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Butterface.
She will be haggard now. She was in the second one or summat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

swipe is talking about the dreadful shitcom The Big Bang Theory, you dimwitted oaf

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Awww. I was enjoying Jason getting it wrong again :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

soz m8
Did you resend that Peshay record?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Yeah before xmas but I dunno where it is

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)

it ent at my gaff, that's fo sho, me knotty headed nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Surely that would be BBT then and not BB, which has always been an acronym for Big Brother, Blackbery or bareback.
I don't watch Big Bang Theory, or have a clue who is in it, but thanks for your input.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

ffs jason we can't tailor every post to meet your homosexual agenda, most people here are normal remember?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

MODS!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Kaley Cuoco has mannish shoulders.
And Forrester was only fit when she was on Saturday morning kids TV. She's a right munter these days. She's even worse than you, FFS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

you've never met me, sunshine

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Frog gave me the lowdown on the magnitude of your muntitude.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

wipe the spunk off your screen, then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

it's spew, not spunk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Victoria Coren is easy to explain
She's pretty attractive, good body, and very intelligent.

I've no fucking idea who Penny out of BB is, and I can't really picture Philippa Forester so I obviously don't.

Your idea of an attractive woman is one of those interchangeable ones that look like pre-pubescent boys so if it's OK, I'll consider your opinion fairly worthless on this one, yeah?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

oh man!
if it helps, I think the hottest women on the planet are: megan fox, Jennifer aniston, a young calista flockhart and, back in the day, vivien leigh. oh and I quite like the ginger one from girls aloud.

they aren't ALL pre-pubescent, surely?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)

you have shit taste in birds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

Calista Flockhart fairly famously suffered from appaling eating disorders, no?
Megan Fox and Aniston I'll more or less let you off, at least they vaguely look like their might be some oestrogen circulating somewhere there. I'm sure you used to bang on about people like Kate Moss a lot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

oh yes, she was fucking stunning back in the day
still is, but some of her early 90's calvin klein shots were amazing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

She. looks. like. a. teenage. boy.
It's no fucking wonder women have mental self esteem issues
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

she is all lean and cheekboney and big eyes and big lips, it's ridiculously hot
that video she did for the white stripes was like porn.

humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I agree with swipe here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

fucking hell
I feel sick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

^^This man speaks for me in these matters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Men like fat birds, men like thin birds, men like lots of make up, men like minimal make up.
Men like curves, but not too fat. Men like skinny, but not *too* skinny.
That's why women have self esteem issues.

They should just be themselves, and someone, somewhere will love them for who they are.

Doesn't help when their magazines are splashed with pics of "fat" celebs mind. More fool them for buying them!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

So, men like girls who are average, which causes women to have self esteem issues.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

GeordieJay is of course an expert in what straight men like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Who do you think straight men talk to about such things?
Certainly isn't each other.

Blessed are the hetero's with a gay mate.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:58, Reply)

far more than you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Straight men don't like ginger haired, morbidly obese cetaceans with halitosis and a shrill, northern whine.
Only bent paki millinery victims and Fokestone depressives would stoop so low.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)

she ent shrill tho bruv, sounds like a man innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

which explains the massive hands and hairy toes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)

you'd love a pic of them feet you massive pervert

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)

nah, I only like small, cute feet with painted toenails.
Not massive ones, with hairy toeknuckles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)

You have over complicated the issue
Men like women who will occasionally touch their winkys
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Or even imply
that there might be some winky touching in the future
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)