I was irritated by that steampunk twat when he said I was painfully needy because my wife is hot (ask sporters)
Alt. I would banish Wars, Bigotry, Religion and Racism. I think it would actually be quite a nice place without them.

AltAlt, I was angry this morning when the news showed a women weaving through one of those half level crossings pushing a pram. Fuck you lady, kill yourself if you must but don't put the baby at risk like that. Think of the poor train driver who has the image of your babies skull bursting on his windscreen burned in to his retinas for all eternity. Luckily for baby and driver she wasn't hit.
( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:35, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your alt makes you sound like you're a miss world contestant.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Your alt makes you sound like an overweight, saggy titted, old lady!

( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

*cries*
that hurts, man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Zing!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)

She's alright though, I think, can't quite remember.... A bit to athletic for me, i'm more of a "5 minutes, fag and a schloof" kindda guy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I was going to do a similar alt.
by banishing borders of countries, giving us free will to move about.
But that would cause all sorts of other issues because humans don't like sharing.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

It's in the commandments man! Thou shalt not share!
or put your willy in another mans bottom
( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

She is hot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)

CQ has a taste for fat bull-dykes.
It's natural he'd find it difficult to understand a different concept of "hot" than his. Much like a whale would struggle with the concept of walking.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)