Yeah, that's had it's day. Sorry Lighty!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-26031030
When was the last time you protested?
I used to knock about the Monument in Newcastle with all the animal rights hippiesin my early teens. Even tried being a vegetarian until they told me I couldn't have sweets.

Alt. It's cold. I want soup. What are the best soups? I do enjoy a mulligatawny

AltAlt. It's been a while since I last cried. I think it was watching My Sisters Keeper a year ago. When was the last time you cried? You bloobloo baby.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:52, 193 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Personally, I would have sent Putin a box full of festering turd.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:54, Reply)

I did a dirty protest on YM faces.
So last night I guess..

Alt, you have a pop at lightys thread and then ask a question about soup, A FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT FUCKING SOUP, No wonder god is going to punish your lot.

Altalt... don't believe you... I last cried 2 days after having been fixed when I got headbutted in the nuts by a friends dog
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:55, Reply)

I'm not a crier. I reign it all in until I just have to go out and stab someone.
What a release.

I was going to put in about a dirty protest but it was just too obvious.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:04, Reply)

+ shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:24, Reply)

What's yer best soup?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:05, Reply)

I cried when 'my boys' lost 'the darbie' on 'game day' at 'home' against 'the scum'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:59, Reply)

didn't have you down as a Newcastle supporter.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:04, Reply)

It's all a game of two halfs, you can't sit on the fence. You either win, lose or draw.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:13, Reply)

that thread has had it is day?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:10, Reply)

and now so has this one.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:12, Reply)

why the vicious bullying?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:13, Reply)

She says.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Look, just stop cyber bullying me, it's not very nice

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:23, Reply)

I'd like to visit Belarus
Accompanied by Fiona Bruce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Aint dat de truce?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:20, Reply)

we'd gaze at the skies as we stroked our thighs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:23, Reply)

And dine on a big stuffed goose.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)

then she stripped down to heels and stockings and we had sex.
The end.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Date for the sequel?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

I'm going with Fiona and Sian Williams next time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

Also:
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/castaway-jose-salvador-alvarengas-incredible-story-official-says-fishy-tale-may-be-too-good-to-be-true-9106031.html

I don't believe this dude either. His tale of being a castaway echos Life of Pi a little too much.
Moral of the story. don;t go shark fishing in a fiberglass boat
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Protested about covering every village within 50 miles of here with FUCKING WIND FUCKING MILLS!
Heinz vegetable is reasonable. Packet stuff doesn't get rich enough.

Films, weddings, music, songs, funerals or just for the sake of doing it. I love a good cry me.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:25, Reply)

I love a good windmill.
Have I ever mentioned Holgate windmill?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)

I bet you like men Windmilling in your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:28, Reply)

your wife loves a bit of that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)

\o

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Not windmills Plummy
WINDFUCKINGMILLS
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)

those massive wind turbines?
Elegant, beautiful things.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

^^TGGI^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

pointless bird mincers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

flamingos

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

Individually yes, as swarms no
Plus they are fucking shit at producing electricity.

We do better to burn poor people, their fat content means each one is stuffed full of tasty kilo joules of energy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)

The local farmer who is getting 5mill for using his land
Didn't manage to make it to the meeting.
Must have been busy shooting all his pigs in preparation.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

For 5 million they can build a nuclear power station on my land!

( Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Don't worry, they will.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:31, Reply)

I dunno lol
/ac
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:26, Reply)

What I'm saying here is that I don't understand the questions, having not bothered to read them

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Jay's put a lot of effort in.
Least you could do is read it and insult him.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

As below, I read the first one he did today, I shouldn't have to have two inflicted on me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

What I'm also saying is that we have multiple Jasum threads everyday and I think someone else should take over at least half, ideally more

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I wish they would!
I don't really care about folks opinions. Just trying to keep the fires burning.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

you're driving people away jasum, with your constant need for attention and verification

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Well if you would all just fucking validate me then maybe we could get on with our lives?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Yes you're here, yes, you're queer, but we don't want to have to get used to it, thank you very much.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)

It was only something about musicals and bumming I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)

What I'm saying is Jason is 'a gay'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

NO WAI

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)

I KNOW
I was shocked when I found out
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:54, Reply)

I can't believe he didn't say anything, he shouldn't have hidden it from us, it's misleading and dishonest.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:56, Reply)

I think it's a good job he is.
With that subject closed about 80% of the daily content on here would disappear.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Yeah I guess jasum does post somewhere around that percentage

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)

it's almost as if a dead end call centre 'job' isn't demanding enough to keep his feeble intellect occupied for more than two minutes at a time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:03, Reply)

I don't wave it about in your face.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:03, Reply)

I've seen the way gay people are treated on here. It's not very nice :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)

I have never protested because I'm not a whiney prick
Alt: soup is shit food.

Altalt: I don't cry because I'm neither a little bitch nor a child
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Hello GayJay.
And hello OT!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Hi new person!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

It's me!Bear Pookie!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:45, Reply)

^^rory

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Fucksake, i checked!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:04, Reply)

I protested many times (Used to be pretty militant in my youth)
Alt: Soup is always good - Heinz oxtail with loads of black pepper for preference if I can't be arsed to make one myself.

Altalt: Funeral of a friend, tragic loss. Cried like a baby.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)

altalt. Aye I've had far too many of them. Horrible days!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

yeah, Aids is a terrible disease

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Vile.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

There's a horrible inevitability about the old adage...
..'As you age you start by burying your Grandparents, then your parents, then your friends'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:45, Reply)

woah man, profound

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)

I went on a 'demo' in 93 against the BNP
Bonzo was there and all, then we all got beaten up by Kroney's dad for the lulz
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I bet you started it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)

They were asking for it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:55, Reply)

I protested against gay marriages and civil partnerships.
If they want equal rights then they shouldn't be gay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

I don't know why they weren't happy with the civil partnership thing. Covered all bases really.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Christ you really are thick, aren't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Alright Dozer.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)

alright Pook
When are you in York?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

When you're in Sheffield.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Look, just stop cyber bullying me, it's not very nice, okay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Can manage most weekends from a few weeks time.
Just have to find a b and b.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

then make it happen, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

^speed walker^

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)

^ has a TV in his bedroom ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)

^^clings onto youth but too old to be a sk8r

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

^ wears velcro shoes ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)

^^wears velcro hats and pants

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Without socks.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)

^ wears white socks with black shoes ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)

^^wears a baseball cap but insists on calling it a snapback

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)

dude
There are fundamental differences between snapbacks and baseball caps, how do you not know this?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:31, Reply)

^^living in the 80s

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:34, Reply)

oh m8, you are funny innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)

lol

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)

^ RoyCropper shopping bag. ^

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:04, Reply)

^ collects football stickers ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

^ Member of CAMRA. ^

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)

^ 'NHS statistician' ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Toasted ham'n'cheese sandwich and a tomarto/red-pepper soup - STUFF OF KINGS.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Thank you. Toasted sammiches for the win.
There is a decent deep filled toastie machine on Lakeland's website.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

covent garden if you're up for remortgaging

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)

I went on the anti war protest when Bush was in the village
Did fuck all difference so I haven't ever bothered again.

Alt. I like a good tomato, and I mean good, Broccoli and Stilton and again a GOOD mushroom soup. Bad versions of all three of these soups are shit.
( Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)

I bet you drink Heinz tomato soup straight from the can and call it gaspatcho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Heinz soups are foul. Far too sweet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:16, Reply)

You think we get branded food down here?
We have to grow pretty much everything we eat.
( Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

I think you brand your woman to stop them being 'rustled' by your neighbours

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:20, Reply)

I brand my neighbours women when he's out

( Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Yeah I wrote to Number 10 AND The White Hose about Russia propaganda and heard nowt back.
I mean, how busy are they?!

and before you have a pop, sweet Dozer, I am joking.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Been on a few protest marches. The last was the anti pope one about 3 years ago. Done quite a lot of campaigning against the BNP and EDL.
Alt: French onion.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:16, Reply)

The EDL leader was jailed recently for fraud. I laughed heartily.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25862838

Trolled a few of them on Twitter last year to the point of death threats towards me :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:18, Reply)

The anti pope is so much more fun than the real pope

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:18, Reply)

The real pop couldn't hack it anyways.
The new-new one dun an exorcism. Much more of a laugh.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)