I can see no flaws in your reasoning and thus support it wholeheartedly.
#affect/effect
( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I wasn't sure which. I stick with effect normally.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)

if he EFFECTS the transaction properly, the EFFECTS will AFFECT you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)

see also in/dependent and dependant
your DEPENDANTS are DEPENDENT upon you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

yer, that annoys me an' all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Definately.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)

keep these things SEPARATE
not SEPERATE, you loser.

and BUISNESS. ffs.

the only exception is gonz, who hugely improves things. fwah gwah might even have overtaken oboejeans as my new favourite gonzism.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:13, Reply)

defiantly
Also, 'loose' instead of 'lose' and 'chose' instead of 'choose'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)

You effect something
Something affects you.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Unless, of course, you're affecting something, but we'll ignore that for the moment.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Chz. Noted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Then, of course, something can have an effect on you.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Effect as in, about to do. Affect as in, has just happened.
When I pirated Ben Assfleck's latest movie; the effect is that i'll have something to watch, but the affect is that he'll lose money. Or the other way around, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME, I'M A MORRON ANYWAY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:50, Reply)