i just got 4 on cavy's colour test thing, yes!!!
what pointless thing are you stupidly proud of? cow, we know the answer is your homo hound.

alt: what is the best seasoning/spice/flavour?

altalt: my trainee has just asked - would you rather have an arm for a leg or a leg for an arm? or a hand for a foot/vice versa? show your workings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:15, 94 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Altalt: Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqKv9rkAE0
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

altalt: Bet you wish Frog had a foot for a cock....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

see, now you and bonzodog are thinking the same thing
I bet you feel ashamed and dirty. I know I would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I have a foot for a penis
well I say a foot its more like 11 inches but close enough eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)

see, now you and localboy are thinking the same thing
I bet you feel ashamed and dirty. I know I would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I feel dirty
and very very sexhay... I bet locsey feels all of the sexhay too
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Clicking fingers that sound like bubble wrap.
Alt: Lager
Altalt: I'd have all arms and hands for a more frog like look, and hands are more useful, feet are rubbish, especially mine. Also I'd like scuttling about on all four arms freaking people out.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Sympathy reply

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I don't know the answer to any of these, soz.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?pageid=77&lang=en
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Like I have time to piss around with that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

i did it on the tube
plenty of pissing around time on the sodding tube
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

DG!
Hows the work "thing" getting on?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Do they have that work thing in the NE?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

There's actually quite a lot.
Granted, a high proportion of it is shit, and jobs in my field are like gold dust...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Silly DG
You get gold dust in mines not fields
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

So THAT'S where I've been going wrong!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Seems so obvious now dont it
(on a serious note good luck)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Contract ends next Friday
and due to political shenanigans it can't be renewed. Got an interview at 4pm today, so I'm at home now prepping. Only 2 days a week, and possibly only a month as it's medical cover, but close to home and a bit of breathing space. And still better than the dole!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Good luck man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Ta. It's not much, but it's better than nowt!
Although the job itself is only 4 miles away, I have to go to sodding Alnwick for the interview.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Blimey
At least Alnwick is nice though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I once had to go to Manchester for an interview for a job in Newcastle.
So compared to that this is a hop and a spit away.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

*points at self*
London for a job in Manchester
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

There was a logical reason behind it as it was national recruitment and Manchester was deemed to be central.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

It was there HR dept, and they refused to travel up to where all the applicants would be
so made everyone that got through the first round go down to them... pricks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I of course mean their and not there but I aint gonna edit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Wankers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

HR dept in being pricks shock
I KNOW...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

My mate once had to fly to Zurich for a job in London

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Your mate wins
or loses depending on how you want to see it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

He won and ended up working in Zurich

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I think you have mentioned him before.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Probably
He's my marra
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

and you are the bone eh
see what I dun there aint I a clever one
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)

*pats on head*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I have been to Zurich
Not sure he won :)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

He's just bought a 5 bed lodge overlooking the lake
The smug cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Its ok
the swiss will probably boot him out and steal his home in the near future if the bank clamp down happens...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Building my wood stores for the garden
I am most proud of them

Alt:
Pepper/chilli

AltAlt:
4 hands all the way, baby
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

HOOVES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

HOOVE HEARTED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I am pretty sure you are copying me
I build 2 wood storage bins before Christmas and had a woodburner first... did you take notes when you popped round to sort out the missus?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I had nowt else to do, did I?
Get your raised beds built so I can copy that please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

already done
but I am not that happy with them TBH did them out of spare stone but quite fancy redoing them with sleepers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Free roof trusses FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Nice,
I am pretty near to a railway and I believe it is derigour to steal from them at the moment, they don't really need sleepers do they?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I may actually have access to a load of free sleepers soon
I'm going to use them to line the flower beds if I can get them for nowt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I dont think I like you anymore

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

The Quireboys tamed their works down towards the end of their fame

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

My brother in law's a railway engineer, he can get loads.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

*makes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Not at the moment though as he's on honeymoon in Goa.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Don't really know why those big blocks of wood
are any better than another, different yet equivalently sized, big block of wood.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I think they are pressure treated to make them last

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Due to the weathering
recycling
look better
aged
treated
waterproof so don't expand

etc
etc
etc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I was most pleased with my bricklaying
Having never done it before
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)

* puts in minimal effort*
something something Wife laying something
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

2 courses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Also
I have done some dry stone stuff (old house innit) not tried the proper bricklaying as yet...

next up for me is to destroy the temp deck I made from old stone slabs and put up a proper one overlooking the nature reserve
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

So the same as any old bit of wood with a spot of Ronseal on, then.
Gotcha.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I used that on my roof trusses
EUPHAMISM ALERT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

POUR SPELINGZ ALIRT

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)

I looked at that but both my monitors show it as different colours so decided to skip it
I am proud of my clever dog, as he learns tricks so quickly

Alt, Chilli and Garlic

altalt obvs hands I would struggle to strangle my victims with my feet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Having considered each of these questions, I have decided that they are all silly and I will not be participating
Thank you for your time.
tuib x
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Eat a Tesco bag full of Alsatian shit in one go.
Or have a sparrow cack in your mouth once a day for the rest of your life?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Odd thing to be proud of

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Well it does take perseverance.
I dunno... you eat some shit with a telly camera in front of you and you're some sort of hero. Do it in the high street and you're some sort of nutter.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

ZERO!

( Peej, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:11, Reply)

Afternoon Phillie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:14, Reply)

'Networking event' soon.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:36, Reply)

Start a new thread please frog.
Edit: Don't bother - Kroney has done one.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:42, Reply)

AND IT'S A CORKER

( Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Pretty sure he's already taken a look and decided to pass out in an alcoholic slumber on the sofa instead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:46, Reply)

My knowledge of pop music is ridiculously good.
alt. Cumin makes everything better

AltAlt. Arm for a leg so I dont have to bend and snap to pick stuff up.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I've heard you love cumin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)