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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Train thread!
Was alright today weren't it? Weren't it not, do tell us whys?

Alt: best Marvin?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:27, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm still having today. it's been alright but I reserve my judgement for later.
alt. Marvin The Martian.
or Hank
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:29, Reply)
YOYR not ALLOWED 2 JAYSUM GOD READ THE QUESTION

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Where's my train friend frog?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)
FROG?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:41, Reply)
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)
on his way to kensington!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)
riding the rails
...to rail the ride....
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:45, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:45, Reply)
YO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Didn't travel on a train today
I don't generally travel on trains*.
Alt:The paranoid android.

*Because I'm not a London worker/wanker
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:41, Reply)
the android is correct
my vogon t-shirt arrived today, I shall be wearing it to the poetry night later this week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)
What's vogan?
Is it a vegetarian bogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:43, Reply)
vogon
they are an alien species who do bad poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Don't panic!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Your definitely not a worker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Probably not
Still get paid though
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
there are other cities aside from London where commuting is necessary to receive a higher salary than offered locally.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I understand this
However, on the balance of probabilities and taking into account the 'London is bigger than blah blah' thread from earlier today, it is more likely that a commuter - particularly a train commuter - is commuting to/from London.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)
As nobody commutes to Bristol, Birmingham, Leeds, Manchester, Liverpool, Southampton, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Cardiff, Swansea, Bath, Winchester, Stafford, derby, Nottingham, York, Cheltenham, Reading, Swindon etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:55, Reply)
and Coventry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)
I might get a job in Folkestone but move to London just to mix it up a bit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:04, Reply)
edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)
you forgot Aberdeen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:07, Reply)
He'll be commuting to Edinburgh soon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)
unless he gets a job in Edinburgh Castle as some sort of runty tourist guide

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Let's look at the 'balance of probabilities' thing
Approximately one million commuters to London each day. You quoted 11 other cities, most of which are less than 1/10 the size of London either in standing population or commuting population - therefore on the balance of probabilities, it is far more likely that a commuter, particularly a train commuter, is commuting to London.
Do try to keep up.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)
lets 'not', you're full of shit, mostly wrong and if that wasnt bad enough you have a testicular noggin
Bollockhead
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)
and that there are about 10 people who post on here
and all the regular train-using ones are in London
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)
no, they aren't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Today has been fucking shit.
For reasons already shared.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)
I've not read everything, ease spread your pain out for me to lol at
Ktbx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Should have micro this afternoon as I normally do on a Monday. Ex refused.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Just read it, stoopid bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)
today was alright
definitely not hank. I could eat a monkey's miscarriage. stupid diets.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Gay
Alt: Gaye
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
alright
That gin is called The Botanist.

IT SOUNDS LIKE 'BOTTOMIST'!!!! LOL!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Is it a TEN YEAR OLD BOTTOM!!!! HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I have no idea.
How long is gin generally aged for?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Don't think I've ever seen a gin described as being old.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)
neither have I
Most white spirits are pretty young, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:06, Reply)
No YOUN area

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)
My name isn't Marvin

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)
today was bollocks, but its none of your business why, you nosey pillock.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I'm here for you baby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:59, Reply)
you always are, badmon dukaz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)
*power fist*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:21, Reply)
BOLLOCKHEAD!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:12, Reply)
HELL YES!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:22, Reply)
captain placid likes pthc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:26, Reply)
CAPTAIN PLACID LIKES PRETENDING THAT HE'S COOL

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:30, Reply)
and pre teen hardcore

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:15, Reply)
ahhhhhh I wondered what that PTHC stood for
knowing you there was no way I was going to google it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:12, Reply)
I LIKE MY EXPLANATION BETTER

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:37, Reply)
I'm depressed Frog.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Join the fucking club.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:42, Reply)
So I read.
That sounds shit mate. Hopefully you can make some progress with this.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)
I think this is where I say 'cheer up!'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Thanks. I feel better now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Pleased to help.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:19, Reply)
Yeah.
It's been alright.

Alt: Marvin Timpson who runs the butcher on cowley road. Top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Does he also cut keys?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:24, Reply)
I dunno.
I'll ask him. I bet he'll love that.

Why is battered so sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Like a 1980s credit card that hasn't been paid.
Access denied.

Poor fella.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Well, that's fucking shit.
Any reason or just her being a dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)
I haven't spoken to him, but it sounds like his 'crime'
Is wanting to be an active, committed and loving parent.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)
The bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Yeah. What a rotter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)
Oi, Jeff
tell me some good advert catch phrases from the 80s, preferably for cheap 80s food like crispy pancakes and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:12, Reply)
So what the fuck am I then, chopped liver? :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)
you didn't seem like the type that would know that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Sadly I do, I'm waffley versitile

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Mindpiss.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)
In YOUN FACE bitchtits

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)
in your tits, bitchface

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Don't remember that one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I am not a waffly versatile poster.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)
damn you both
I had that one, also it's REALLY annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Two birds with one stone then
"Marvin the mountie always gets his man"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)
what's that from? i kinda recognise it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Labbats* Larger
I think I've spelt it right?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
The sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite.
Which was taken quite literally by a huge number of shut-ins.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)
i need something you could chant
also a milky way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Too orangy for crows.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Try saying Mattessons without saying 'Mmmm'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
You and your bloody dog

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
LIKES

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This then
They drink it in the Congo
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)
It's the business, it's the fizzness
Sodastream.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)
not with milk it's not

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)
They're tasty tasty very very tasty they're very tasty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)
also good
i thouoght you were too young for this
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Nope born in 71 my dear

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
i'm mixing you up with someone else then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
If it's that cunt Al, I sear down Imma gonna shank you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)
You could just YouTube 80s adverts.
If you are lucky you might find Russ Abbot smoking a Hamlet cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Hahaha I just remember the one with the guy on the outdoor toilet

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Ohhhh god and it was Rab C Nesbit with the comb over

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Hello Tosh got a Toshiba?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)
And re-record not fade away.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)
NO WHISKEY CHAT
WHISKEY SCOTCH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Brains Faggots. So good, you'll wish you'd tried them.......years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)
My tummy says it's time for tea
So let's down tools for Dairylea.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Milk? Eurgh. Got any lemonade?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Tetley make teabags
Make tea.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Acrington Stanley, wheres that?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastingmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivin
I had to google this one, I remembered the first bit of it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Countrylife butter
Had a catchy song.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)
So too did Tizer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Yellow Pages did some cracking ads back then.
JR Hartley and his fly fishing
The Hornby R186 signal box and indeed the kid who wanted a new bike, 'like sittin' on a razor blade'

I were right about that saddle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:12, Reply)
It's just possible you could save my life

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:15, Reply)
The red car and the blue car had a race.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I bet 'e drinks Carling Black Label

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:18, Reply)
I no longer have to ride the polyester pullman.
Hank Marvin was a good guitar driver for his day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)
you broke up with dozer?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:51, Reply)
^ This deserves MOAR credit ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)
I love Mondays anyway, so it could have been shit but I would have still loved it.
alt: Hagler not sure if he was the best but he certainly was marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Shut up HH.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
You're quite enjoying this aint you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2233629
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Sozz I ent clicking that it could be a link to donkey porn

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)
And you'd be disappointed if it wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
Derrrrrrr.....OBVS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:51, Reply)
u ok hun?
im hear for u
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:52, Reply)
How is Coventry this evening?
Listening to an album, having a bottle of ale and a crafty joint I wouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Just got in from rehearsing for a little gig on Wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:59, Reply)
What I want to know is why you didn't rehearse before you recorded your album.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Dunno didn't think of it at the time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Maybe next time, eh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:09, Reply)
We've still got a couple of songs to record for the new one
Might suggest it for those
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:17, Reply)

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