Yeah.
Tomorrow shall be mostly spent filling in job applications, mainlining coffee and letting the dog out for a shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Tomorrow I will spend the day with Micro. Haven't had any contact for a week, which is the longest since she was born.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Your day sounds slightly more fulfilling than mine.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)

I went two nights without any sleep last week from the stress & only about 4 hours a night on other days.
I don't know how Boyce went through similar stuff for so long without ending up in a loony bin.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)

He's managed to stay about from them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Is he still getting to see little Riefenstahl?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Yep. In to quite a regular pattern of access as I understand it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

That's got to give you some hope eh?
His ex was proper mental by all accounts
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)

Yeah, but Battered's ex is ginger.
I'm afraid that there's no hope. All we can do is pray for him and hope that his ex suffers from a serious tea-dunking incident brought about by a somewhat myopic pensioner thinking she was a biscuit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Kitchen lol.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)

I really hope it doesn't get to that. I've seen the impact it had on him & his daughter, Not sure I'm as strong at coping as he was.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah, but he deleted his account and killed himself.
Despite the evidence on facebook the other day, I firmly believe that Stunned carries a lifesize cardboard cut-out of Monty around with him for deception purposes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)

It's so he can order two pints and two doubles at the bar without looking like a complete piss head

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)

Following previous encounters with Stunned I can confirm this is 100% true.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)

I've only met him once
but he towered above me so much that my suntan instantly wore off :-(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)

He's a ridiculous 8 foot tall lumux.
With a cowlick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)

I've heard hes a gental giant, unless you're Barryfromeastenders that is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)

+i

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Fanks for that I wondered where I left it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Liam asked for everything he got. The thieving little shit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:45, Reply)

I met him once.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

I met him as well. The little cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

I met him before Stunnedgate.
He seemed OK apart from the whole being a student thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:52, Reply)

I met him a couple of times before Stunnedgate.
Even more vain than Dozer. Had a track record of behaving like a shit - including one incident where he stole his mother's credit card and went on a weekend binge which cost her thousands.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:54, Reply)

I missed out on a lot
when work decided to ban access to a puerile comedy website on the basis that it probably had little bearing on the organisation's output. Despite the fact that I produced some of my best work at the time, in both senses.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Ever thought of setting up your own business?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Occasionally.
The problem is you need money to do so and I ain't got no money.

I did run an art stall for a bit; did OK from commissions. Thinking about that again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Sounds like it's worth thinking about. Plus you could do this outside of working hours.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Now just a speed bump on the M25

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:51, Reply)

Every time a car rolls over it a little puff of powder is squeased out.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:56, Reply)

I know, I know micros name but do you really want to let this lot know it and all?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Whoops! Edited. Ta for pointing that out.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

SHUT UP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Yeah, he nearly let Princess Stella's name out of the bag there!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)

About time you were offered something permanent with unlimited internet access

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Try telling prospective employers that...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

I'll let them know if I see them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)

You do that.
I could see myself in Rory's property empire calling his tenants no-good cunts. That's pretty much what I did when I worked for the Jobcentre. Right, kids?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)

^ This ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)