Alright benders
Just met my boss' new boss for the first time. He complimented me on my dress code. Now I know how Dozer feels, except better-looking and not a cunt.

Alt: Nothing right now, but in general BlakOPz' new album and the sound of decrying laughter from many bastards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

we all know how dozer feels
squidgy and full of hamster fur
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Morning darling
How fares the witching hour with you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

i've had a headache for about a week, darthy
i think it might be brain cancer :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Hmm
There are other symptoms. Do you feel like you're going to fall forwards every time you stand up?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

exercise?
are you mad?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Jury's out

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

You plenty hydrated?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

no, but drinking loads of water hasn't made any difference either
definitely head cancer :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I was told I make an effort with my work dress the other day.
It felt reet good cos I just throw anything on really.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I got excited over a pair of shoes yesterday
I imagine this is how you must feel all the time.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

....dammit, can't help myself
Tell us of these shoes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

They were dark green DM boots.
I used to own a pair as a child but couldn't wear them much because school wouldn't let me and then I outgrew them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Blimey your school must have been posh
I thought mine was but every other fucker there, myself included, wore DMs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)

I wore DMs, but they had to be black, not green

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Oh that does make more sense
Are you not mildly concerned that green DMs are only a step away from red DMs, a bomber jacket and a hairless head... oh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I wasn't. But now I am. :(

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Do people still do that post "the nineties"?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Yep, saw a guy unashamedly rocking the "I hit Pakis" look the other day

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

You saw Monty?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Silly Tangles
Monty isn't real, he's just a story made up to scare young internetters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

I'm not one for shoes.
I get excited over new fabric conditioner.

Take from that what you will.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Natural style etc etc
I don't know about you but I only have work clothes and casual clothes and nothing in between. And although the dress code here is pretty lax I'd rather dress smart so that said clothes get an airing at all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Oh Darth, It's like looking in a mirror.
Except you're not fat, bald or gay.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)

1 out of 3

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)

You sound like a Mitchell brother

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Ben(t)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Not as fat.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)