My ring tone is the intro to Hells Bells
My text sound is actually a grenade explosion but sounds like a thunder crash.
I have one of my photos as a wallpaper.
I get nervous if I'm more than 10 yards from my 'phone at any given time.

I'm going to get drunk tonight, because I'm a disappointed, cynical alcoholic in search of hope and love.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:57, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

my ring tone is like a normal phone, cool eh?!!??!?!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)

No - that's well dull.
It's the mobile phonic equivalent of chips.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Haha! Vagabond called you dull! *points*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)

i must start using a ringtone to express my personailty

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Yes you must.
Step to it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond will be thrilled.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)

I'm getting her drunk, too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Are you Chris Martin and Gwyneth?
That would explain a lot.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

fucking hell thats harsh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Bit over the top there, m8.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)