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Whatcha getting/doing for YM on YM'sD ?If ain't got no mum what would you get her?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:26,
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latest was 11 years ago)
You don't bring me flowers.... anymore.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:27,
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G'mon Jase, you can do better than that.It's the women who raised you into the fine young beast of a man you are today !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:29,
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D'ythink it's her fault he turned out this way?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:33,
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A lovely young man? Yes. Definatly.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:41,
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Herditary male pattern baldness travels down the maternal line(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:46,
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Whenever I get something extravagant the reaction is "you shouldn't have wasted your money"So I don't.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:35,
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My Ma' don't care really as long as it doesn't have any kind of circuite board.She don't want any chocolate or flowers, so I might get her some fags and lotto tickets, she'll like that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:37,
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Nothing.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:28,
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Before or after the Alzheimers kicked in?I'm thinking a postmodern novel might be a bit much for the after. A picture book of big cats or CD of songs from the 50s, probably would have gone down well.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:29,
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I always prounce Alzheimers as "old timers", and its normally something that old people have, true story.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:31,
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Box of chocs and a card this year.The kids are getting the missus a bottle of whisky.
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Peej, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:29,
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"please mummy, drink this and pass out so daddy can finally get some"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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I might ring herBut knowing her, she probably won't be in
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:29,
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Nothing, she's cooking Sunday lunch for me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:30,
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Has he introduced you to her yet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:40,
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Nope, but my Mum submitted a formal request yesterday.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:41,
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I know, she cries far more than you do(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:42,
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I keep getting texts and emails from companies inviting me to surprise my mum on mother's day with an awesome gift.The temptation to reply "fuck off you insensitive pricks, she's been in the ground for 23 years" is strong.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:30,
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this^You might get something for nowt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:38,
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More texts and emails(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:39,
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Probably.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:45,
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some people think bereavement is absolutely hilarious(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:39,
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Your death will celebrated throughout the land. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:46,
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not by you thoughyou'll have been in your grave for 40 years by then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:47,
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You think you'll last another 41 years?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:50,
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a wreath i guessi used to get her things like a facial and manicure, books, one year i got my artist friend to do her a painting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:31,
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Vouchers down the local spa place sound like a good idea.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:34,
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Sideline, I saw an advert for some women's smellystuff the other day, and they had both an "Ol De Purfume" and "Ol de toilét"I always thought they were were the same thing?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:35,
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Ahh, coolio.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:38,
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noesssentially parfum is stronger. toilette is more watered down. parfum is more expensive and lasts longer, but not all women like such a strong fragrance.
best choice: jo malone "red roses".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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Cool, that's a fair few quid. Not that she ain't worth it, but I'm not in my usual financial state this month.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:40,
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get the smaller bottlethey fit in your handbag for bonus points
www.jomalone.co.uk/product/3612/10066/Fragrances/The-Collections/Light-Floral/Red-Roses/Red-Roses/Cologne/index.tmpl
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:41,
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Like this?www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-x-Jo-Malone-Red-Roses-Cologne-samples-sprays-/111296147316?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Fragrances_Men_s_Fragrances_Aftershave_PP&hash=item19e9c46f74
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:42,
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I am seeing my mother for the first time years in 3 weeks time.Should be an interesting afternoon...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:34,
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He's run out of money(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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It's time. That's all. Plus, if we can sort things out micro can have more than her maternal grandparents in her life. Not going to rush mind. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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Chocs, flowers and cardsGet the kids to make a card/picture too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:39,
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Making something sounds good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:41,
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That doesn't work once you're out of primary school(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:44,
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it does if you're good at stuffmy stupid artist friend has unlimited amazing free gifts at her disposal. stupid talent.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:45,
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she doesn't do it to everyone for every giftthat would be overkill. but i've got a couple of nice paintings for having them to stay for various art fairs and things over the years. mostly though i'm jealous of her amazing ability with a sketchpad. she can entertain herself for hours, and it's so nice to look through.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:52,
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I'm only just outside, at 3:35 every thursday, in my lucky raincoat, despite what the weather is doing.Doesn't that count?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:50,
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Flowers, card.My mum doesn't really like me very much because of what I did.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:46,
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c'mon now, whatcha do? It's not like you took your jogging bottoms to a funerial.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:50,
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probably because he ruined her stomach and split her vag open like a watermelon under an axe(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:53,
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Because I'm worth it.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:55,
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I don't know - we're pretty different.She makes Hyacinth Bucket look like Waynetta Slob, and I spent much of my teenage years taking recreational drugs and becoming
She seems to have taken my doing so personally.
But she's alright - we're just different.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:54,
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IF it helps, I had a mate who did that, he's now 30 with no qualifications or skillsets and lives above a harvister thats tied into his job.So, all in all, coulda been worst.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:56,
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It's not a fucking Harvester.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:01,
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Haha, I genunily don't know about your situation, that was a true story.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:04,
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Yer like I could satisfy ...No wait - that doesn't work ...
HEY!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:54,
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Its ok its was all Thebes(thebes- fibs... nah that doesn't really work)
As you were
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He doesn't even HAVE 8 legs you muppet(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:08,
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Hahahaha this is much better.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:12,
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Prollya nice box of worms, not that there would be much eating left mind.
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Worms don't eat cadavers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:56,
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I'll put some flowers on the grave, Then I'll feed the koi in the pond next to her, then I'll have a bit of a cry and go get drunk I reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:55,
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Littlefoot?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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Ere Doc I got a right case of Cobie Smulders
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We're going out for lunch and I shall give her a big bunch of tulipsplus a promise to stave off putting her in the cheapest old people's gulag I can find.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:18,
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I've been doing some work in a few old people's homes recently, Some horrid, some nice. My advice is that it would be kinder to kill her.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:22,
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Yeah. In reality I shall organise with my brother over one of us building an annex to keep her in. Doesn't hurt to create a sense of morbid fear and impending doom over a period of years, though.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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Game of Thrones Season 3 on DVD.It's what she wanted, so who am I to argue?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:23,
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