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where the feck are you all, eh?!
don't pretend you're doing something more important. but whilst we're at it, what do you consider to be important?
alt: there was predictable sobbing drama at the hen do. i avoided it by dragging those not immediately involved out to a club. what was the last pointless drama you saw?
altalt: i've got to make that scrounging frog a shepherds pie tonight. what do you put in it? are you a fan of carrots or are they blasphemy like a carrot pasty?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:04, 9 replies, latest was 8 years ago)
don't pretend you're doing something more important. but whilst we're at it, what do you consider to be important?
alt: there was predictable sobbing drama at the hen do. i avoided it by dragging those not immediately involved out to a club. what was the last pointless drama you saw?
altalt: i've got to make that scrounging frog a shepherds pie tonight. what do you put in it? are you a fan of carrots or are they blasphemy like a carrot pasty?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:04, 9 replies, latest was 8 years ago)
I'm on the phone to a woman in Cheltenham at the moment
Its not going well....
Alt:
Go on then, spill. Eastenders
AltAlt:
Minced lamb, onion, carrots, Worcestershire sauce
Potato, FUCKLOADS OF BUTTER
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Its not going well....
Alt:
Go on then, spill. Eastenders
AltAlt:
Minced lamb, onion, carrots, Worcestershire sauce
Potato, FUCKLOADS OF BUTTER
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
I have fixed her issues
Her issues were she didn't know the right password, rather than ITS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU PRICK as she started off at
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Her issues were she didn't know the right password, rather than ITS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU PRICK as she started off at
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
alt: it was all fine until...
the butler in the buff turned up. the bride - who is a drama queen, but in her defence had been drinking all day - disliked this turn of events. and made her preferences known to the bridesmaids ("YOU'VE RUINED MY HEN DO!") and to the butler ("YOU LOOK ABOUT 12. AND YOUR ARSE IS TOO SMALL. (it wasn't))
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
the butler in the buff turned up. the bride - who is a drama queen, but in her defence had been drinking all day - disliked this turn of events. and made her preferences known to the bridesmaids ("YOU'VE RUINED MY HEN DO!") and to the butler ("YOU LOOK ABOUT 12. AND YOUR ARSE IS TOO SMALL. (it wasn't))
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
there was no cock action
just a man in an apron with a bare chest and bum serving sandwiches and drinks. i'm not going to lie to you, i wouldn't have chosen it, but there was no need to be rude to the poor man and make a fuss!
plus he drove there in a brand new TVR. clearly there is some money in having a buff bum.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
just a man in an apron with a bare chest and bum serving sandwiches and drinks. i'm not going to lie to you, i wouldn't have chosen it, but there was no need to be rude to the poor man and make a fuss!
plus he drove there in a brand new TVR. clearly there is some money in having a buff bum.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
TVRs haven't been manufactured for several years, so it can't have been a new one.
You fucking idiot.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
You fucking idiot.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
oh i don't know
i didn't see it myself. the bridesmaids ran in and reported it.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
i didn't see it myself. the bridesmaids ran in and reported it.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I hope you used the you're-a-useless-retard tone of voice that translates as I-completely-understand-coulda-happened-to-anyone
The amount of time I've wasted with phone support, remote desktopping and ridiculously detailed screenshots just because cunts can't accept they're fucking retards that can't remember a six letter word.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
The amount of time I've wasted with phone support, remote desktopping and ridiculously detailed screenshots just because cunts can't accept they're fucking retards that can't remember a six letter word.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I am watching Danny Boyle directing some filming.
Alt: I saw a woman crying whilst being forcibly removed from the venue on Friday. We pointed and laughed which made her cry a bit louder.
Altalt: You haven't 'got' to do anything. I'll just get a Burger King innit. Carrots are rubbish anyway.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Alt: I saw a woman crying whilst being forcibly removed from the venue on Friday. We pointed and laughed which made her cry a bit louder.
Altalt: You haven't 'got' to do anything. I'll just get a Burger King innit. Carrots are rubbish anyway.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
the only way this could be more like facebook is if you were sitting next to each other
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
lamb mince or better stil chopped lamb.
onions, garlic, red wine,thyme, rosemary, worcester, carrots, peas. cheesy mash with grated cheddar on top.
SEEMPLES.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
onions, garlic, red wine,thyme, rosemary, worcester, carrots, peas. cheesy mash with grated cheddar on top.
SEEMPLES.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
see, the whole carrots and peas thing INSIDE the pie is a bit controversial, no?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)
yeah, but that would have produced a different angry little midget
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
but then who would regale us with fascinating tales of cooking a meal for one?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I just spotted a recipe that also had leeks just under the cheesy mash
Bit of grain mustard in there too?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Bit of grain mustard in there too?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Plenty of cheese in the mash, also butter, not marge. Carrots are good. You not dumped him yet, then?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Frog!, I'm the one who made the bet and I know we'll be exactly right on time
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Frog is my name and I could play with my life in many ways, that's what they say
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
i hate all hot drinks
so he's been wasting a whole heap of spunk that YM would have loved to gobble down like a hog
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
so he's been wasting a whole heap of spunk that YM would have loved to gobble down like a hog
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
yes
hot drinks are an abomination and can go fuck themselves. even soup must only be served in a bowl with a spoon, like a civilised food stuff.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
hot drinks are an abomination and can go fuck themselves. even soup must only be served in a bowl with a spoon, like a civilised food stuff.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
No, patient problems, the alcohol dependent whos been evicted. Bloody tragic.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Should have paid his rent, rather than drinking it.
Perhaps it's tragic, but it's also his own bloody fault.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Perhaps it's tragic, but it's also his own bloody fault.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Wasnnt just rent, it was the condition of his property, he just couldn't cope.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Yeah, poor dear with his self inflicted addiction that comes from a lifetime of failure :(
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
A lot of shit happens to everybody, every day.
Most aren't wilting fannies about it. At least have the commitment to kill yourself properly without wasting everybody's time and money.
Edit: And fucking cider too, the man's clearly got no pride in his work.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Most aren't wilting fannies about it. At least have the commitment to kill yourself properly without wasting everybody's time and money.
Edit: And fucking cider too, the man's clearly got no pride in his work.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
An empty one, just to taunt him.
Actually, if he's that far advanced he probably won't be able to figure out whether he's already drunk it or not.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Actually, if he's that far advanced he probably won't be able to figure out whether he's already drunk it or not.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Your mum to all questions
except the last one as that would make no sense
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Invoicing, I tend to get into trouble if I don't think it's important
Alt: I've found that there is far less pointless drama in my life since I stopped talking to a few people, much easier.
AltAlt: Mince, onion, mushroom, carrot, peas, lea & perrins, rosemary, thyme, bay leaf, garlic, potato, NO CHEESE.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Alt: I've found that there is far less pointless drama in my life since I stopped talking to a few people, much easier.
AltAlt: Mince, onion, mushroom, carrot, peas, lea & perrins, rosemary, thyme, bay leaf, garlic, potato, NO CHEESE.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Mushrooms now?
How about we throw a couple of chopped chillies in there too? And a splash of brandy?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
How about we throw a couple of chopped chillies in there too? And a splash of brandy?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
personally i think a bit of chilli improves nearly all savoury dishes
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
what????????????????????????
mushrooms are best of all teh vegetables.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
mushrooms are best of all teh vegetables.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
i considered this
or just lots of vegetables under a mashed potato crust. a shepherdless pie.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
or just lots of vegetables under a mashed potato crust. a shepherdless pie.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I would engage in 'top banter' here but Battered might not like it
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I'm working, it's an easy job, and the people are nice, and there's free tea,
Free tea is important.
Alt: my father is making a right hash out of buying new furniture. Poor man. He's bought some right ugly sofas and got very upset when I pointed out they were the same colour as pond scum.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Free tea is important.
Alt: my father is making a right hash out of buying new furniture. Poor man. He's bought some right ugly sofas and got very upset when I pointed out they were the same colour as pond scum.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
i feel his pain. my father allowed himself to decorate the family room.
it now has one red chinese paper feature wall, black leather sofa and massive black electric lazy boy thing, and a 50 inch 3D television. i see why my mother never let him near any kind of decorating.
is your dad's new pond weed at least comfortable?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
it now has one red chinese paper feature wall, black leather sofa and massive black electric lazy boy thing, and a 50 inch 3D television. i see why my mother never let him near any kind of decorating.
is your dad's new pond weed at least comfortable?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
My father seems to have the opposite problem,
In that now he is allowed to make his own decisions he seems to default to the sort of stuff you would see in a 70s DFS advert. He even said he thinks his TV is too big. He doesn't deserve all the money he earns.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
In that now he is allowed to make his own decisions he seems to default to the sort of stuff you would see in a 70s DFS advert. He even said he thinks his TV is too big. He doesn't deserve all the money he earns.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
they should go shopping together
sounds like they would be a good influence on one another's choices
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
sounds like they would be a good influence on one another's choices
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
I don't think I want any of your family near my family.
You know, being Northern an all.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
You know, being Northern an all.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
good point
i don't want my dad to catch ginger from your dad. his hair is all silver, and therefore quite vulnerable.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
i don't want my dad to catch ginger from your dad. his hair is all silver, and therefore quite vulnerable.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I'd love that, all brown corduroy sofas and orange walls. Aw yeah.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Appropriately aged car to go with the decor.
All day, baby, all day.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
All day, baby, all day.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
I think it's important to not call Brokeback Mountain the "gay cowboy movie"
They were looking after sheep, so it's the "gay shepherd movie" shirley
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
They were looking after sheep, so it's the "gay shepherd movie" shirley
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
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