Why does swipe have to go to a brothel for research purposes?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:26, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

She wants to know how to stop her fanny smelling like Irn bru, and is too ashamed to go to her doctor.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)

not a brothel, a dancing club
client confidentiality

although i've had to chuck out a number of brothels over the years. and a tenant who was using his shop to film porn. he was classic.

bailiff: what you got in there?
tenant: stuff.
bailiff: what do you do with it?
tenant: stuff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I don't get it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)

he was just the dodgiest fucker on the planet
all he would say in response to anything was "stuff". i got him out on the grounds of immoral user. hah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)

immoral user sounds very open ended

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

yep
sometimes it's worse, it's amoral. where do you draw the line between immoral and amoral?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)

on the gooch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

You'd know!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Oh I meant I didn't get why you would need to look at a lap dancing club in your line of work

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Female lawyers need empowering

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

so naive

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)

TGB is working there and a circus troup of squatters have set up home in her vag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Oh man. RIP TGB 4 EVA IN R HARTS

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Can't draw a line there - Stunned is lying across it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Hang on, so was Ch*mpys ex a prostitute or a dancer?

( Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Both

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I believe the term is 'sex-worker'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Stripper, I think.
Accusations of prostitution were made, but just out of bitchiness.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)

So did she work at a brothel or a dancing club?

( Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)

No idea. I didn't really care to find out.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)

According to google, it was probably either Platinum Lace, Sugar & Spice or Fallen Angels
Darth should know
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I do
In fact she worked at what is famously the only lapdancing club in Norwich with a zero tolerance policy on girls prossing themselves behind the curtain for extra dollar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Do you know why they really split up?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)

i think we all know he wasn't my favourite person
but unless someone did something awful like hitting or cheating, there's hardly ever a real reason why any couple splits up. it's always a collection of boring little things with no loldrama.

i've got my doubts about the couple whose wedding i'm going to this weekend. they've done nothing but drive each other mental and argue for the last 6 years. i don't know why they think a wedding ring will improve that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:06, Reply)

They probably aren't aiming to improve it, they've just realised that they might as well be married if they already behave as if they are

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

*fist bumps*
TGGI
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)

They split up because she moved halfway across the country to live with a guy she only knew for six months.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Oh that's harsh.
Poor Chompy
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Perhaps, but I believe something along the lines of 'realising she didn't really know him' was cited as one of the reasons

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Wasn't it because he'd lied about his financials?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)

That smells of the proverbial straw, to me.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Still don't care, soz

( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)

edgy

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

She can't work out why Chompy left her.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

I'm guessing she's written a bit about greggshat into her sitcom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

bebbeh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I know but I'm not saying because you're a cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I refuse to engage with someone who immediately resorts to throwing insults around.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

That's why I don't bother talking to you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Because you're an arsehole?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

NO COZ U R STUPID

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

To confirm the going rate for playing out a shit fetish.

( Muns, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)