Standard evening shutin thread. Or shitun, depending on how you're spending your time.
For me; lamb bhuna, niramish, rice. Film (tbd). Cider.

Yourselves?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:25, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Taking the Doris out for a spot of nose bag
www.casamexicana.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:51, Reply)

How is Doris?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:58, Reply)

She's good.
Although for some reason she seems somewhat ambivalent to the fact Bristol Rovers have been relegated from the football league.

I, on the other hand am delighted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:08, Reply)

I cannot think for even a brief second why she wouldn't be pleased with this.
Tsk. Women.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Stuffed full of curry and beer and on a bus, heading to a gig

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Bus trip after a curry? #brave.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Went out last night for nosebag with G/F and stepdaughter
Staying in tonight - had a really great mixed kebab and I'm now drinking wine and frickin' about on t'interweb.
Life is good.
However, considering the Chernobyl-style chilli sauce on the aforementioned kebab, it may be a good idea to put some wet wipes in the fridge ready for tomorrow's inevitable meltdown.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Might have some cbeese on toast and a soft drink.
PARTY TIME!!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:19, Reply)

Woah!
Go steady!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:24, Reply)

I just hope I don't develop some sort of addiction or habit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)

We're all able to support you if you do. Look how well everyone has helped Boyce, me, Stunned, JTDF & others with their consumption isses.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:28, Reply)

Good point. Drugs and pub it is!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Atta boy!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:30, Reply)

so far so good

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Drink Caerphilly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)

edam right I will

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:50, Reply)

woke up - reread more of Feast for Crows
then watched too many episodes of game of thrones.


What I'm saying here is I might as well live in Westeros
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 May 2014, 20:46, Reply)

between the books and the series
that's the 3rd time *that thing that happens at the end of episode 9 and about 3/4 of the way through book one* has nearly had me in tears.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:53, Reply)

errrrrmmmmmm, ok
is that a good or bad thing?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:15, Reply)

it's a bad thing that happens in the story
but it's good character writing that I still care each time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:22, Reply)

Yeah well I'm to drunk to care
Can you send me Pics of your nipples instead?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:24, Reply)

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I'm hilarious, btw
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:26, Reply)

Giraffe Bat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:34, Reply)

I feel I may have used up all my allowed alcohol units for the next three weeks today
on the upside I FEEL GREAT AND I LOVE YOU MAN
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 May 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Asti, spliffs and Stars in Their Eyes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:23, Reply)

Typical benderino. ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:25, Reply)

yeah brown stars ha ha ha ha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:27, Reply)

playing trip hop records
Bhuna is my favourite curry an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 May 2014, 0:31, Reply)