Heading back from Mcr this morning, had an excellent time. This would be an excellent place for a bash.
It was a bit mental in the pub I was in last night re the football, City have now probably won it. I'm not really added. How did your weekend go? What aren't you arsed about?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:23, 48 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright doc? I had a good weekend but knackered today
Bought a BBQ yesterday and did a nice butterflied chicken, the all day drinking may be what's put a dampner on this morning though...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:31, Reply)

Mornin'
Weekend was awesome, thanks. Had a great day yesterday pottering about in Broadway and Bourton on the water, finished off the evening with a Chinese meal. All good.
I'm not, and never have been, arsed about football. It could be expunged from existence for all I care.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:47, Reply)

Morning bastards
Weekend was cleanly divided into two halves; a very pleasant relaxing time and an OH FUCK I'VE GOT AN EXAM IN A MONTH ARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH freak-out, which was followed by furious study.

And I think we all know the only word that should ever follow furious is "masturbation"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:20, Reply)

B3ta

( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:23, Reply)

FOOTBALL IS FUCKING SHIT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:37, Reply)

It is generally. The pub I was in thought it incredibly important though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Blur's less successful etc

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:50, Reply)

It's 'the beautiful game' you dozy little prick
DUH!
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Not that arsed about Manchester or how good you think it is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:52, Reply)

*added
Thick cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)

FUCK MANCHESTER
FUCK FOOTBALL
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)

^ yer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)

It's just another thing for the grief whores in Liverpool to moan about
Whaaaa some people got squished
Whaaaa ken bigley got beheaded
Whaaaa we lost some football
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:56, Reply)

I was quite moved by the 2 minutes silence for the Hillsborough victims
That's the longest the Scousers have stopped whining about it for 25 years.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

A great name for a villain:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27290945
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Hey guys I've had a great idea, let's move 'skull cracker' to an open jail!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Someone should be fired for that stupidity.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Or
Given a Honda Accord, a .44 Magnum and 24 hours to "resolve the matter"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

^How all prison escapes should be resolved^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Also dentist's appointments
Fucking hate dentist's appointments.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

*Jeremy has a ROARING toothache again *
Its because he eats too many sweets and never cleans his teeth.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I love the fact that when he was last arrested, upon being asked his occupation he gave the answer "armed robber"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:01, Reply)

It's a living.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

You've all been away for two weeks.
Glad you're back xxx.

Tomato plants sorted. Swallows haven't laid yet.

Aren't arsed about much really.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 May 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Which pub were you in?
We've had bashes in a few different ones, current favourite is Gas Lamp.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:00, Reply)

It was on Oldham Road. The pubs have changed a lot since I lived here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Scousers gifting three goals in 11 minutes to Palace? Well it beats Stan Boardman for comedy value
Mel C and Ray Quinn are probably hard at work on the benefit single as we speak
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Holy fucking christ
Such a collaboration would be reason enough to kill everyone in the world lest they hear it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

JUSTICE FOR THE 11 MINUTES!!! #ynwa #ymca #ydobirdssuddenlyappear
#neverforget
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)

*steers subject away from Hillsborough*
Last night is totally karma for Istanbul. AC Milan fans can finally put that ghost to rest. If they noticed. Which they won't have. Or if they didn't stop caring after beating Liverpool in the final two years later.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Question
A friend of mine is highly fucked off that she asked a question of a male subordinate this morning and was told "Don't you worry your pretty little head about it". He then refused to apologise or to actually answer the question. I think she should make it official cos that's clearly both sexist and insubordinate but I might be hopelessly biased. If you could temper the standard "what was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?" responses with actual opinions I'd be grateful.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Written warning for the insubordination. Nothing for the sexism.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Because it's perceived or because the insubordination is more serious?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

The insubordination is more serious and the sexism is perceived.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Fair play
Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Honest answer
If she is his fucking superior then she should act like it, rather than running off to HR etc. first she should confront the individual and explain that while she is happy for humour in the work place she also expects respect for the position she is in and does also want questions answered.
Running off to make a complaint weakens her position if she doesn't try to confront it first.


Just my opinion of course
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

She did make it apparent that his attitude was unacceptable, repeatedly, but he refused to retract it
or answer the question. The issue is that he's utterly disrespectful of her superiority. My advice was for her to drag him into a room and give him an ear-bashing, so I do agree with you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Fair enough,
I would always say to try and confront it first, purely because if he is that type of dickhead then he will see it as running crying to HR and while he will get a bollocking it is a moral victory over the "weak" woman.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

This.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Disciplinary - straight off. No ifs buts or maybes*
*Unless there were no witnesses. He sounds like a 24 carat cunt
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah he is
Used to shag my same-sex dance partner. Although if he hadn't he'd be in the minority.

Er, apart from being in a minority already.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 May 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Sounds like he's either......
...A) So sure of his position he doesn't think anything will happen to him
Or
B) Completely oblivious to his position in the company vs his boss's position and actually can't see what he did wrong
Or
C) Just a twat who will play the 'minority card' if he gets disciplined.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)