Well, We Will Rock You was monumentally shit
Ben Elton truly is King of the Cunts. And Curly from Coronation Street was in it. And that was the fucking highlight. Spanked a couple on monkeys on substandard merlot in the intermission to make it through but the overwhelming third act arm-swaying dun me up like a facken kipper! Diabolcal liberties etc, etc.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:51, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Paying money to watch a musical would actually hurt me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I like musicals
I get totes emoshe and all that, but these cunts weren't even trying. They just took some undercooked Rocky Horror style cheese and wedged some Queen songs in the cracks. My excitement peaked when they did 'Who Wants to Live Forever' and I was looking forward to giving Highlander a rewatch for the gajillionth time.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I had the "pleasure" of watching Rocky Horror years ago
I could not get out of there fast enough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Definitely this.
I fucking hate musicals. Was made to watch West Side Story when I was at school and hated every single one since then.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I literally cringe when someone bursts into song in a film

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

The only vague exception I would make to this is The Blues Brothers, with Belushi & Ackroyd

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 11:17, Reply)

If you just keep it to the musical numbers Blues Brothers 2000 is actually pretty good
I'm yet to find someone that agrees with me on this but I'm ever hopeful.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I'll agree with this one
just
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:19, Reply)