After my accident I went about
36 hours without a wee with fluids being pumped in to me. I couldn't pee lying down and couldn't stand on account of the smashed up leg. It got so painful I was given the ultimatum, stand up long enough to piss or we give you a catheter. I stoop up. It was agony, and I broke a record filling 3 of those funny cardboard hospital piss bottles. I don't what my point was going to be now. Probably something about a catheter.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like Canterbury Catheter

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I had to have a catheter a few years back. The most painful part was the removal. One of the most painful life experiences ever.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:25, Reply)

No one but MEATSNAKE puts anything up or down my wonky.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Thankfully I was under a general anesthetic when it was fitted.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)

It's like a winky, but funny lookin'

( Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:31, Reply)

I'm chalking that up as more WIN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:32, Reply)