UFOs and close encounters
Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.
( Peej, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:49, 11 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I once saw a "something" when I was about 15 or 16
I thought it was a plane or a helicopter then it seemed to fuck off sharpish. Not a clue what it was

I've just been passed this from a mate. Its fucking excellent!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhibN89WJtI
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:53, Reply)

It was a pigeon.

( Peej, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

With lights on?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Yes

( Peej, Wed 7 May 2014, 12:00, Reply)

When my dad first saw a microlite he considered whether or not it might be a pterodactyl.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Your current username keeps making me think you are Gonz
Does that count?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:55, Reply)

me too
but then i also get them confused when i see their pics on facebook
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Does Peej post photos of his food creations as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I thought that
but the post makes too much sense.

Unless Gonz has been able to spell this whole time and now Dr BT has nicked his mojo he's gone mainstream
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Are you having some sort of breakdown dear?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it's me jumping out of YM's bedroom window

Etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)