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So what do all think about 70's prog rock bands kidnapping Nigerian schoolgirls?Definitely not a Whiter Shade of Pale there.
Alt: Lunch, obvs. I had a sloppy pulled pork bun and a doughnut.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:53,
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Too late, man, too late.I heard this joke yesterday afternoon.
Lunch was a chicken wrap and a banana.
Friday I drink beer - yay!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:55,
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it's because Boko Harum sounds a bit like Procol Harum, see(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:03,
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I can't believe that 'Norwich' think the telephone is a passing fadAnd are going to pull the plug on investing in it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:03,
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Only after Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young had finished(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:15,
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i got a brown rice saladwith cucumber, peppers, red onion, grated carrot, mixed beans, green jellypenis, fresh chilli and feta cheese, tossed in lite ranch dressing.
and a bottle of water.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:07,
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What's wrong with paying a tenner for some fucking mouldy salad FFS?Is there something wrong with you man?
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it was £10.05and that included a bottle of water and a packet of ready salted 90 calorie popchips ACTUALLY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:30,
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A tenner for water AND crisps as well as salad?Bargain.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:14,
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saves me going to the supermarket, buying it, making it, then looking at the remaining half because i get sick of the same thing twice and frog doesn't eat salad...cheap at twice the price that way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:26,
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This isn't making you not look like a fucking idiot.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:41,
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It makes everyone who moans look fucking cheap for whinging about a tenner(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:42,
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Tossed. Lol. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 May 2014, 14:14,
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Alt: minced raw chicken on toast, cheese moments marinated in saltwater and a pint of hot cherryade (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:09,
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You should poach your cheese moments in owls blood(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:15,
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As I had an attack of the Brown Rain this morning I have just managed 3 digestive biscuits
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Honey I know, I know, I knowpants are changin'
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:19,
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Mulligatawny soup, 2 x cheese + Sriracha sauce sandwiches and an apple.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:12,
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innit.Maggi's masala sauce isn't bad either.
Every so often I get some posh stuff in from Upton Chilli's, for a treat.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:30,
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I fucking love Mulligatawny soup.Made my own once and it was totes amaze
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:13,
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This was home made using the Hair Bikers recipe but I think I used too much sweet potato for my liking.Lesson learned.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:30,
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I feel just like Im walking on broken glass...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:28,
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Yes. Maybe there's a metal Butterfly involved or some sort of Crimson Monarch. As always, I had a sandwich, except today, it was house bread as I forgot to go to the bakery on the weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 May 2014, 14:13,
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alt. Harissa spiced chicken with rice and veg(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:14,
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There's no RushAlt:
Some bread with all kinds of seeds in it and on it with some eggs and a packet of crisps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:25,
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I see Katie Price just announced her divorce a day after discovering she was 6 months pregnant.Stay classy.
On Twitter no less.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:29,
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Thank you for bringing this important information to our attention Jason Really. Thank you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:39,
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Alt: I took micro out for breakfast so I'm not hungry after a large fry-up. I plan on cooking Nasi Goreng tonight with scotch bonnet chillies. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:31,
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www.food.com/recipe/indonesian-fried-rice-nasi-goreng-61614
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:36,
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I know what it is, you tart(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:37,
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I didn't realise Indonesian food had been introduced to the northern savages. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:39,
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Who plays for Unemployed Whippets United.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:42,
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Did anyone watch "Vera" earlier this week?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:44,
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Its a TV series, you bent spastic(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:45,
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Pretty sure it's a film about Second World War sluts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:45,
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If that's your mums name, then yes ho ho ho(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:45,
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Extra £5 for her to be "Vera"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:46,
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The latest one was filmed at the bottom of my street(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:46,
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I'm imagining the opening credits to coronation street(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:47,
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That smells of despair, misery & Sports Direct leisure wear. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:49,
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For some reason they added fake lamp posts to the sea front(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:52,
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I make that, it's a great dishBut do you make egg fried rice OR ribbons of cooked egg?!
ITS A CONUMDRUM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:37,
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I reckon I'm going to do toad in the hole later.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:09,
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That is definitely a filthy sex actThis place is like the last days of Rome during the breakup of the Beatles
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Looks like Skull Cracker has done a blaaaaaaaaaaaag:www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27305266
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:38,
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MOAT or GOAT?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:45,
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I'm not sure the fact I took my now ex to Rothbury on our honeymoon contributed to our eventual divorce, but I suspect it did when I asked her to take a photo of me next to the 'Welcome to Rothbury' sign whilst I wore an orange t-shirt. Miserable cow refused.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:48,
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Birdy never got the recognition he deserved. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:46,
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Museums trips today = 1Kids touched on the cunt = 0
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:41,
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The day ain't over yet though, eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:42,
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Took micro to a play centre this morning. #Loadsofmilfs(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:43,
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That's all well and good, but how many of them are married?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:44,
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Yeah like that matters(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:45,
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Batts has enough barriers in his way alreadyChicks just don't dig Cuban heels
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:46,
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Do they let you have a go?The soft play, not the milfs.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:56,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2276653
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:58,
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Soft play is great fun!We were there on Monday. Grab your child by the leg in the ball pool and pull. They go skimming over the top of the balls (!)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:00,
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I take her most weeks. www.topsyturvyworld.com/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:05,
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CoolI know my two love going there. This is about 100 yards from my house
www.treehousewhitleybay.co.uk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:06,
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A mate of mine also runs another one nearby(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:19,
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It is possible to be both.Apparently.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:21,
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I picked up a Panini World Cup 2014 sticker album this morning for me and my ladGot 10 packets of stickers as well. We spent our lunchtime sticking them in the book like a pair of 8 year olds. He's 16 and I'm old enough to know better.
Tragically there were no MILFs involved. Sorry everyone.
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You need to to kill your son and then yourselfDon't forget to delete any accounts he has
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:18,
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Boooo they've caught skull crackerWhat we can learn from this is that northern police are fucking useless
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:17,
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I think an armed stand off is unlikely once he's in custody (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:19,
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I think anyone who commits a murder when they are children should go to prison until they are 18 and then be killed.- Actual comment on facebook post about Robert Thompson and Jon Venables
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Peej, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:22,
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It's mad.People are using James Bulgers murder as propaganda to try and bring back capital punishment. When someone points out that you can't just execute children thats the response. Mental. Mind you, I think its Denise Fergus' fault.
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Peej, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:26,
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I agree with It is the 31st century, Ulysses killed the giant Cyclops when he rescued the children and his son Telemachus. But the ancient Gods of Olympus are angry and threaten a terrible revenge... - Mortals, you defy the gods? I sentence you to travelamong unknown
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:32,
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he's one of the more humorous members of off of the topix(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:35,
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I agree with this. We need a bit more Old Testament in the Criminal Justice System.
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I got stoned they other nightI told this Palestinian bloke the west bank belongs to Israel.
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Peej, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:31,
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This may be truebut he was in jail in Kent and caught in London
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:20,
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Even the criminals don't want to stay in Kent :'o((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:21,
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He managed to rob a fuck load of banks only getting caught on unlucky 13You'd think he'd be pretty good at hiding
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Peej, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:21,
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ha ha thats classic It is the 31st century, Ulysses killed the giant Cyclops when he rescued the children and his son Telemachus. But the ancient Gods of Olympus are angry and threaten a terrible revenge... - Mortals, you defy the gods? I sentence you totravel among unknown
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:32,
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I meant its classic75843295743928057423986-7175123709854365943895034278950423789547238906574318905137289-54739875894375983475980342715890437589430764190863216473296473285437-0132749803217583476584370923702391754908321753762374922293897234932884732867576532786392182378974389
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:33,
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you don't know him frog is the best one here(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:34,
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Wont someone please start a new thread?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:37,
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Why would you suggest that?You must really want this place to get worse
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Peej, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:40,
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this^I've done a shit one already today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:41,
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I'm not sure it can get much worse. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:42,
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your lunch sounds filthyif I'd stayed more than a week in london I'd have put 4stone back on in no time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:42,
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AfternoonStart a new thread, there's a dear
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:43,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2276720
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:44,
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you are so meanI will cry
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:45,
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who's sporters?I'm not sporters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:47,
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i'm busy drinking teaand have other purposes for my limited creativity
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:45,
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I don't think it was a good idea to put clemantine and red chilli pickle on my sandwich today.(, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Clementine and red chilli pickle sounds awful(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:46,
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It sounds deliciousI have some spicy carrot pickle/chutney stuff which is amazing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:48,
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your face is weird
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:56,
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