It shocks me that you don't know how to handle a pussy
Morning all. I had the sleep of coma last night and am still struggling to wake up properly. Its great!

This weekend I will be mostly doing overtime from home (type something, wait three hours, type something) and hopefully finishing my patio, which has been delayed due to rain
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh YOU'RE the cunt that stole my sleep
It's unfortunate for your wife, children and tenants that you must die.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:06, Reply)

I can die rested then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Also, my tenants have been fucked off with advance payment of rents

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)

In other sleep news mini ape V 2.0 slept through for the first time last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)

\o/
Daughter took 6 months to sleep through and son 7 weeks. Typical woman
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)

11:30 to 6:30, I awoke very confused that it was light

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

If my kids sleep in I always wake up with a start

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

OH GOD EVERYONE'S DEAD/BEEN KIDNAPPED/RUNAWAY
oh, they're asleep
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

^ this

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

in your case it was just your wife leaving in the night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I feel bad aboput this post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

i feel better now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I don't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I remember this historic moment. The optimism that it would happen every night, that my wife and I might get to have sex, we could enjoy a full night of sleep.
It took about another 4 months before she slept through again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)

And you never did get to have sex with your wife again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

We all did, sporters
Some of us at the same time
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

I knew I'd seen you before!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

You'd recognise his glans if you saw it
Magnificent!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Its the pit(uitary)s

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Her hand eye coordination is truly something to behold

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I did. Had to get her drunk though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Yeah I know, but she only wakes once normally so it's not too bad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

It's a pity chcb isn't still here to read how to parent properly
She had a two year old that was still keeping her up half the night.
Also, fuck off back to mumsnet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Ferber method.
/mumsnet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Dunno what that is soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Your kids are too old for you to need to concern yourself with it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

This^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Horrible to go through but worth it in the end.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Just like YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Careful, that's what Gerry and Kate did.

( Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

They should lighten up
for the sake of the grandkids they've probably got
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)