Fuckin Friday Danny dyer train can thread! Gettit you slaaaaaaaags
Alt: fire or ice?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:25, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oi! Treacle.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Oi oi!!
Jeffers how the devil are you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Tired. But then I'm always tired.
Going to the pub in a bit though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Why are you tired you ain't got kids...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:33, Reply)

No, but I spend a lot of time going out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Well, who have you got to blame then?
My sis has just bought a house in Brizzle, I'm sort of jealous, I miss the mental old place
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:43, Reply)

+ touching kids
as an aside in a presentation today talking about parent and child tables in the database the presenter said "and you have to be careful when touching the child... Oh dear, that sounds bad." as we all pissed ourselves.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:44, Reply)

naked ape touches kids on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:46, Reply)

haha you have a right laugh there don't you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:05, Reply)

I'm not getting a train until 19.24, can this wait?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:29, Reply)

No sorry, maybe it'll still be limping on by then
Where are you going?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:31, Reply)

He said on a train.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:31, Reply)

On the 19.24

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:33, Reply)

Pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:35, Reply)

The 19.24 train may be going to pricks
He didn't specify.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:38, Reply)

I sometimes wonder if you read ANY of my posts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:05, Reply)

It's not that I don't read them it's that I don't care, alright?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:20, Reply)

No wait, the other way round

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:21, Reply)

No not that either....piss
I'll sleep in the spare room
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Alt - or both. Like, if stuck my leg in a FIRE I'd want to put some ICE on it
Didn't think of that, did you?

Didn't think that people might stick their legs in a fire, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:32, Reply)

I never thought you'd come back from the dead but hey ho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:34, Reply)

I can assure you that never in my life have I ever been dead

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Corse you have you horse loving junkie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:40, Reply)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Hahaha Winna!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Dyer weather this weekend?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:45, Reply)

I doubt it'll be Phil Collins weather, like.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:52, Reply)

It's Phil Collins in Bristol at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Windy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:01, Reply)

No jacket required.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:02, Reply)

It's warm?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:19, Reply)

oi oi saveloy
Awight mucka?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Stunned!
Oh, wait. It's you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:50, Reply)

It's an easy mistake to make!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Nah, stunned's alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:56, Reply)

'alright'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:01, Reply)

I skim read this and read the words dyer train
I thought it was something about dyeing. Natural dyes are really interesting, dontcha know, bought me some indigo the other day, already had a go with cochineal, logwood and fustic, also onion skins and random plants. I think I shall knit my own yoghurt next
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:58, Reply)

oh and alt: whitewalkers are going to kick everyone's ass I reckon
dragons are trouble but I wouldn't bet on them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:58, Reply)

No one cares cavy sorry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:00, Reply)

some do
just no one here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:02, Reply)

You gotta make your own fun in wales I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Game of Thrones is for spastics and virgins.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:01, Reply)

poking fun at other peoples' interests
is for cunts and twathatchers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:02, Reply)

twathatchers was the last thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:06, Reply)

there was a nest of them in the bird box last year
the one in the bollock tree
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:19, Reply)

it really isn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:12, Reply)

I always thought it was weaving, not knitting, yoghurt

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:02, Reply)

gotta be different

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Using two hands, then

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:02, Reply)

you get a better texture
from the fabric, catches the good bacteria better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:03, Reply)

I'm strictly a cottage industry
I'd aspire to a two handed loom, but I must make do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Can't believe it's been nearly 13 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:47, Reply)