Tangles stood me up :(
Now I know what it feels like to be dozer, I mean I don't know what it feels like to be a hamster abusing sk8ter man child, but I know how it feels to be abandoned
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Just imagine how bad you'd feel if you'd also been given a bonus and discovered that you had to pay tax on it
:(
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

I just drove past a ropey old pound shop
There was a large axe for sale in the window
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

i could only afford 40p of it
but hey, a total scummer of about 15 shoved me out of the way so she could load all 3 of her ear-pierced crotchfruit onto the tube this morning, i'm sure she enjoys spending the other 60 whilst doing nothing all day...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

She probably lives in a full flat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

as she waddled over my foot with her legs that won't stay closed, i did wonder who the fuck had chucked one up her once, never mind three times

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Could even have been three different men

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:52, Reply)

probably for the best, he seems a bit weird

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Beardy weirdy inne

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:33, Reply)

He was clean shaven when I met him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

I'm referring to his genital area of course.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Tangles shaves his glans?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I hope you washed your hands afterwards

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I have that on my desk :)
Is there anyone on /ot you AREN'T stalking?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:25, Reply)

A beard isn't just facial hair
It's a philosophy for life
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I might grow a beard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

I'm not allowed :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Too ginger?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Too spikey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Too fucking itchy
I cant go longer than about 6 days without shaving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)

It gets better on the seventh day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)

OK God

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Yeah, I haven't checked, will print and submit the forms today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

computer says
NO
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

okay well im not shaving anymore, youll have to do it if you dont like it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:52, Reply)

She'll probably insist on trying to shave you with a fork

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:59, Reply)

'What this? Oh I cutlery myself shaving'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

I think you've unfairly pronged her there

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Swipe'll love it - all women love a man with a beard.
They often pretend they don't, but really they do.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Its just being committed enough to outlast the 'itchy' stage that I fail on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)