I think UKIP's PR problems could be solved with a catchy slogan everyone can get behind
How about "Wipe until you see blood" ? Hard to argue with that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:10, 51 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

They need a cool hashtag, such as
#chivealive

Or

#pastramiarmy
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:13, Reply)

Oh Hi, I swear to drunk I'm not god.........
yeash.....alright.........hic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:32, Reply)

^drinks to forget^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:33, Reply)

I love you...I've alawys loved you MOST OF ALL...........
errrrmmmmmm who are you again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:38, Reply)

Ed balls

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:40, Reply)

I would expect that from battered
*adjusts cricket box*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:44, Reply)

I might have been a little tipsy when I came up with that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:41, Reply)

Yeah OK, that is what the spin doctors told to you say

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:43, Reply)

No, they said to go with "Wipe until it's mostly blood"
apparently that's more inclusive.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:48, Reply)

Could have been worse
they could have said go with Swipe until it's mostly ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:51, Reply)

I would like to go to sleep, it ain't happening

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:45, Reply)

All excited I bet?
you know Cornland visit, I do hope you have your passport in order, they will burn your holiday home
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:48, Reply)

Yeah I'm like a kid on a eurodisney advert, but inebriated

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:51, Reply)

I'm listening to Donald Byrd would you like a link

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:53, Reply)

Only if it's good, your links are hit and miss.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:56, Reply)

A bit like Dominoes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=16_RNvYWogs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:58, Reply)

Dunt werk on my 'platform'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:01, Reply)

yeash ok try this then (hic)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtB7PyVKBOw
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:09, Reply)

Stay up watching films till you're tired then go to bed and think about what you could do if the rest of the world was frozen in time but you weren't
Works for me
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:59, Reply)

I dozed off for an hour earlier, it has ruined my sleep pattern

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:02, Reply)

Oh man, that's the worst
Dozing should be confined to post roast dinner and whenever dozer posts
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:05, Reply)

Indeed, got a five hour train ride tomorrow/today so can recharge then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:07, Reply)

You really aint staying there are you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:12, Reply)

Where? Newquay? Yeah, about a mile outside apparently

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:14, Reply)

Outside is OK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:15, Reply)

From the pics swipe sent me today it looks lovely

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:16, Reply)

It is Very very
But it isn't the NQ from my childhood, all like a Blackpool thing now, chavs, drunks, hen and stag do's :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:20, Reply)

It's near watergate bay
Newquay is nearest big "town". Poor Newquay, they've turned it into such a shitehole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 24 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

^this^
I mainly used to stay in Carbis bay, until the little one was old enough to body board & surf, then moved onto Hollywell bay.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Is there a lot of upskirt action in your version?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:06, Reply)

*arrests for smoking*
^film
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:08, Reply)

Some people in my office were talking about voting for UKIP as some kind of 'protest'
I just...er, fuck, I dunno...i mean, er? Fucken people.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:57, Reply)

You should have kicked them in the tits

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 0:59, Reply)

That would have been immensely satisfying HH
but I have neither the leg dexterity nor the desire to interact with my fellow workmates that would bring that scenario into reality. All I could manage was a silent anguished wail and a quick trip to the local offie to offset the effects of my melted brain.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:03, Reply)

I am probably not allowed an opinion as I didn't vote, but protest votes are bullshit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:03, Reply)

I guess a vote is a voice in a democracy
so in the spirit of saying whatever the fuck you want er, fuck it I guess
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:07, Reply)

No Swipe wont let him*
Have him a say that is
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:14, Reply)

Wtf were you lot on about?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 24 May 2014, 9:11, Reply)

It's raining.
I need coffee.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Wales cancelled.
Drinking at home alone commences at 12
I love a good rainy weekend.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 May 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Midday boozing!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan to me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

What are you going to have?
I'm guessing Red Stripe or Rum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I do like dark rum
red stripe is shit trufax
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 24 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I had free coffee and biscuits.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)

And now the train woman has made an announcement regarding decapitation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)

It's amazing what they offer in First Class.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:57, Reply)