Ouch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:42, 45 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

OH REALLY?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

I'm as surprised as you are about this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

As your online doctor I prescribe drugs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

That was part of the problem yesterday. Today I'm 'just saying NO'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Just for you.
m.youtube.com/results?q=just%20say%20no%2C%20%20grange%20hill%20&sm=12
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:10, Reply)

I thought you'd given up mds due to your epi spazz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Yesterday was an exception.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Anything interesting?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)

There are none left, I took them all.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Seen a mirror?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)

The irony is strong with this post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:25, Reply)

He's been waiting to use it for about 24 hours I suspect :((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Wasn't really worth the wait, he should have included something about your new ginger hair 'now with 100% more ginger'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)

ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:35, Reply)

I hope the pair of you burn your arses on the bbq

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Or on your flame head

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Ginger bird lols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:01, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Oh, him again.
The whole cow slurry thing is just sensationalism, he's also set fire to their tractor, killed a calf and threatened to kill the family. Why they are concentrating on jerking off in cow shit I don't know.
( Peej, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Service stations?
Robbing CUNTS That milkshake is coming out her inheritance.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Oh dear, what was your poison?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I had some banana tequila the other week. Fucking rank. I am A fan of Amaretto though, gorgeous, although it does supply a good dose of the shits.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:13, Reply)

In other words, everything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Pretty much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

No skag? #zammofail

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:17, Reply)

As med students, we were lucky in that we could get our paws on high grade anything. The dda cabinets were an absolutejoke.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Bear in mind I mixed all of the above with Lamotrigine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:23, Reply)

choked on a sock?

( Peej, Sat 31 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Ambulan

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)

AmbulanCes go to Iceland.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Ouch indeed.
Suggest a couple of stubby bottles of Stella, that'll take the edge off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I might have a glass of port.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:22, Reply)

*Dials 99 in preparation*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)

the cadbury helpline?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Trying a can of cider.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Booze is ok with your med, no idea about the coke however.. If just nasal, I'd have thought it ok.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I think the only risk is what it may be cut with.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)

I want a free parker pen just for enquiring.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)

That's cos you got you Patron on.
Im having a nice Amstel as I type. Sun's gone though :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 31 May 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Patron is ace. I'm now on my 5th can of the day & they're not working.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)

So I'll have a spliff in a bit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Spliff will sort you out.
And food.

Then rinse and repeat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)

in the pub. might go the ale festival in a bit.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)