What new and interesting thing(s) are you looking forward to?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:41, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Mine are mostly films, sadly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)

The menopause

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

the dopey budgie realising that if i haven't killed and eaten it by now
maybe i really am just giving it nice fresh food and water and have no intention of killing and eating it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Maybe it's scared of gingers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Maybe it's heard warnings about humans from Grace.

( Muns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Discontented little squeaks?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)

relax, don't clench.

( Muns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:06, Reply)

FGTH lost their edge after the 80's

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:33, Reply)

It probably thinks that you're fattening it up for Christmas.

( Muns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Someone fattened swipe up for that about 10 years ago.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

he likes me more. he sits on my hand and we take 'selfies'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:07, Reply)

Watch the birdie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:10, Reply)

+ h

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:11, Reply)

shelfies? maybe if he lands there

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Selfies are for pricks
What I'm saying is your bird is a prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:41, Reply)

now hang on
it's not the bird who took them...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:46, Reply)

He meant you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:01, Reply)

I bet frog shows it pictures of you while punching it,
So that he'll always be favourite.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Lol at this mental image

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

The eventual heat death of the universe.
/ac
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:01, Reply)

we'll be long gone by then
Grace will be no more than a careless whisker
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Im looking forward to going wild in the lakes at the hen party in 2 weeks
(yer, I know, bender etc.)
should be a right hoot running amok in a 5*+ listed building...
and the subsequent wedding following.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Oh man I hope you don't get really drunk and decide to go night swimming before getting into difficulties and drowning
Only for the current to take your corpse down stream and it's is decimated by fauna to the point where your parents don't even want it back and are secretly just happy that you're gone.

I hope that doesn't happen at all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Keep your filthy fantasies to your decrepit mind please.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

You realise 'potholing' doesn't mean having a joint and sticking your cock in a blokes shit-pipe, yeah?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Alreet geofffery

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Good thanks Fogie.
Reckon I can get away from work within an hour and then do some boozin'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

So... 'scrambling' isn't 'rape' then..?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Only if you are egged on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:29, Reply)

You must be yolking!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:39, Reply)

These bad puns leave me shell shocked

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:40, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the World Cup
It'll mean the pubs are open later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:42, Reply)

I hope we get time off work to watch the games, then I can fuck off home instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Aren't they all at night or sutin?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:46, Reply)

I dunno/care

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Yeah, if they played em during the day it would be too hot.
#Irishspacetriptothesun
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Seems like a stupid choice of country to have it in then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

I know it's not like South America has any football history

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Like 2am?
I can't see that being a popular venture. People will just watch them at home with a vino.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Yeah, football "fans" are known for their love of wine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:53, Reply)

you'll be telling me they don't like entrees next...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I'm off horse riding at the weekend.
Not really done that before. Looking forward to it and dreading it at the same time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Horses are shit cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:46, Reply)

So are you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

That's as maybe, but it does not detract from the fact that horses are bitey at the front, shifty at the back and the less said about the middle the better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

You love a horsey cock you posh polo wanker

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

It's on my desert island discs list

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:04, Reply)

it's awesome
but fucking hard exercise. it exercises pretty much every muscle in the body. if you're not used to it, you'll be walking like you're shitting a melon at first, because your legs are split so wide over the horse's back
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

I reckon I'll be alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Maybe you need a smaller horse?
Also, how can it be hard work to "sit"?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:49, Reply)

you try sitting with your legs spread and wrapped around something the girth of a horse for an hour or more
you get used to it, but the first couple of sessions you end up walking like john wayne.

it's easy to sit whilst they are walking. it gets harder when they speed up. standing trot is hard until you learn the rhythm. kids pick it up without thinking. adults can struggle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:54, Reply)

unless you want to sit side saddle
i could totally see you doing this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Sounds shit, why not travel by car instead?
Comfy seat, air con, radio and no horse cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Sounds like an average weekend to me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:34, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the 'slider decider'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:37, Reply)

is it between you and the budgie?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:39, Reply)

nah id win that easy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:41, Reply)

obligatory 'YM' response

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:46, Reply)

A summer of being able to sit in the back Yarden,
without having to listen to vinegar tits moaning at her boy friend next door \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 19:01, Reply)

I guess darkies like you have a 'yarden'. Where you entertain your criminal friends.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Don't be silly we just steal other peoples

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 19:15, Reply)

click

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 19:37, Reply)