I lost my virginity on the 30th May 2000 to a girl I was very much in love with, thought it was great and was glad I was 18 and not 14 like my mates
Do you remember the date you lost yours? Was it crap? Do you still speak?

Alt, I have a 1994 dark green 1.6 VW Polo, mint condition with just 56k on the clock. What shit car do you have that you love anyway?
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:54, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yep, yep, nope.
I have a 1990 VW Golf with a 2.0 ABF engine from a mk3 gti bored out to 2.05 litres with 83mm wosner forged pistons and 288 duration camshaft.

Many people think my car's shit. Most of them are people on the road in Mercs and BMWs and so on. Some of them end up learning otherwise.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:58, Reply)

You should slam it and get some under lights and a sub woofer and just give in to owning a cunts car.
*not really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Why would I do that?

( Kroney, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

No. Yes. No.
2009 Volvo V70 estate. Black, 39k mileage. 2.4 turbo diesel, automatic. Full leather, nav, electric memory heated seats, 12 speaker Bose stereo, dual aircon/ climate control, mp3 connectivity, cruise control etc.

And bloody expensive tyres.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)

I always though the date would be indelibly imprinted in my memory
But I was wrong.

Alt: I don't love cars and I rue the day I ever learned to drive.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Dunno why I'd want to remember a shit shag, really.
Most of them were with the same girl. Seems daft to get all misty eyed over the first one.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Michelle Fisher. The eighth hole of Bootle Municipal Golf Course. Par 4, dogleg to the right, in the bunker behind the green.

( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

I do not, it was, we do not.
Alt: I have a 2002 Vauxhall Astra 1.6 Club with sports velour interior, it is silver. I will have it for a couple more weeks, after which I will not have a car anymore.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Why are you getting rid of it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:03, Reply)

It is broken. Plus I don't use it, or really need one at the moment so it's a waste of money. I will get something really cheap at some point probably.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Swipe can put you on the insurance for hers as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

I prefer to be driven.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I hate being a passenger. Much rather drive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I'm not a fan of driving, it's a chore rather than a pleasure for me. It's handy having a car to get places but I don't really want to drive for the fun of it,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:07, Reply)

It's a control freakery thing with me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)

I do, I love it.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I will give you both a shout when I need a lift. Thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

It's always spoilt somewhat by other people and, given the choice, I'd rather drink.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

oh can i?
thanks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:06, Reply)

It will make a lot of sense once you're living together.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:07, Reply)

how do you know? you only managed 6 months

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

4 years with bitchtits. 6 years with someone else a few years before that.
I thoroughly enjoy living on my own.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

I remember losing mine but not the date
It was actually fucking ace! Yes, we still speak occasionally

My first car was a Mazda 323, P reg. I did 134,000 miles in it then part-exed it for an RX-8
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:03, Reply)

No, yes, no.
I did see a picture of her recently, I dodged a bullet there.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

no i don't remember the date
yes it was crap. no, we do not.

alt: i do not have a shit car. the last shit car that i had was a company car, with fucking birds printed all over it, and the registration plate "I LET" which some humorous wag in salford changed to "TOILET" with an indelible pen whilst i was on a viewing.

classic cars are things of beauty. shit old cars that look ugly and break down should result in a massive fine for the owner for failing to keep the car in condition, to compensate every poor fucker that gets stuck in traffic behind his shit road blocking shitbox.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Im the second owner of mine, its been garaged every day of its life and despite being 20 years old is mint.

( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

But enough about your wife

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)

ZING!

( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I don't get these people who didn't think it was great, peej
Sticking your willy in a girl is great.
Unless they didn't lose their virginities to girls, of course...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

So where do Gay guys put willies?
I assumed they just rubbed them together.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2180060
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Either 21st or 22nd August 2003
Yep, it was shite, as we were trying to be dead silent, as my brothers were in the house at the time. We haven't spoken in quite a while, but we still get on well every time we see each other.

Alt: I don't drive.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Obviously I remember the date.
She was gorgeous, Daughter of a teacher and Proctor and Gamble employee from Englefield Green. The sex was amazing from the first time to the last. We have seen each other a few times since the break up and speak semi regularly on Facebook.

Alt. I have a 1994 dark green 1.6 VW Polo, mint condition with just 56k on the clock. Only mod I have done is Alloy wheels.
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:07, Reply)

You should have got the Polo G40 with the supercharger #justsayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)

You should have got a ginger girlfriend #justsayin

( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)

i did #justsayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Thought so!
So ever since I met her I've wondered. #collars&cuffs?
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Me too!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Not the colour
Just whether or not she spend 200 notes on a cut and dye job "down there"
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:22, Reply)

An 'angry sun' vajazzle costs more than that, and that is what I insist on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:23, Reply)

My wife got a tit, navel and vagazzle for our valentines day trip to the honeymoon suite.
Was pretty awesome actually.
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Don't render the exact date,
But it was in a tent at Truck festival when I was 14. She was my first girlfriend and I loved her. We still talk of I bump in to her at parties and stuff, but not often.

Alt: I still have the rover 400, 1999. Nothing wrong with it, and it's worth no money because no one wants a rover, do its just under a car port and I start it and drive it once in a while to keep it good, but I can't see a reason to sell it if all I can get is 500 quid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I would love one of those fastback 800s

( Kroney, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)

They are good things,
Apart from the horrific fuel economy. Even the 400 was shit for it. In fact, that's it's only downfall.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)

I reckon I'm getting 24 out of mine at the moment
so poor fuel economy isn't really too important to me, I'm used to it.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I never really noticed,
Going from the Morris minor to the rover I knew my fuel bill would jump, but until I got the Honda I hadn't realised quite how poor the rover is. 20 I reckon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Truck festival used to be quite good.
Is it still?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Mostly because they now charge a huge wad of cash and filled it with gourmet vegan Bollocks and a kids tent.
I bet you'd love it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I rather liked it when there was just a chip stall run by the local rotary club

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Yeah, it was ace back in the day.
I remember getting upset when they started charging a tenner.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I got my first real banjo string
Late in 87 or in early 88.

It was shit but I am a quick learner. I reckon a few more times and I will get it to last over a minute.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)

A minute?
That's just showing off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)

^^^
What would the point be anyway?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Dunno.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

15, on holiday in Benidorm (stay classy) I still spoke to her for years after.
she grew up and got married, we kinda lost touch after that.
She even kept me on when I became a fully grown mary.

alt. None.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Was it her being a crap shag that made you a shit stabber?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Nah it was her lack of cock.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:31, Reply)

She was someone else's sloppy seconds.
He liked the taste.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:50, Reply)

HEY SWIPE!
If someone I know handed over a 92k deposit on a house and the solicitors released the money to the other party without the deeds and now the person I know is being told they're are no deeds because of an access dispute since the house was built. Who is the biggest twat. The person I know for harding the money over. The solicitor for releasing it or the person selling the house?
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)

You.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Maybe, I did laugh when I was told.
She moved in to the place before it was all completed, done loads of work to it, fallen out with all her neighbours because of the access dispute and now it looks like she has to leave and lose 92k. Shes suing the solicitor. I think its everyones fault.
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)

What's the access problem?
Sounds like the solicitor made the fuck up, but I'm no expert.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Shut up then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Not really! You ARE an expert and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)

You have to walk over a small bridge over a river to reach the property
The neighbour is invoking the ancient Cornish rite of "GET ORF MOIGH LAAAAND"
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)

So the bridge is owned by some other bloke?
Or the path to the bridge?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Not sure, possible both but I think its the path after the bridge and the bridge, not before it.

( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Sounds a bit petty.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Yeh that bits petty
but the guy who built the house and then sold it has 92k but she has no deeds. The Solicitor says he released it on her say so. I think even if thats true its pretty shit legal advice.
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)

It does seem to be bad advice.
I'd be interested to hear how it plays out
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:44, Reply)

She could sue the homeowner.
The statutory interest on the money alone equates to £20.00 per day. I'm not sure why the solicitor would release the monies directly to him though, it's usually sent to the other parties solicitor to distribute. Until the completion date, though, no-one other than the solicitors should be in possession of anything from a financial perspective.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I think she should cry herself to sleep

( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:27, Reply)

boring answer
need more info to form a view. you don't need a deed to have a right of way, although it's better if you do, from a certainty perspective. if you and your predecessors have been doing something for 20 years or more, you might have acquired an easement.

in fact, the whole story sounds fishier than YM's pants. who lets someone move in and do works when they've only paid a deposit? what if they fuck your house up and then never finish or pay the balance?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Thats what I thought.
THe access rights thing isn't really an issue, its the excuse they are using for not being able to provide a deed.

My question really is, If the solicitor handed over the money when a deed apparently doesn't exist, is he at fault?
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:36, Reply)

it depends on what advice he gave her
and what instructions she gave him. if he could not reasonably have been expected to know of the existence of the deed, that is one thing. but it seems to me that, on the facts, he should have been asking questions about access. then again - maybe he did.

if she is in any doubt, she should ask him for her file, and take it to see another solicitor, to see if there is a claim.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:43, Reply)

She could access her house via trebuchet.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Sex is for gays.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

You're doing it wrong.

( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:45, Reply)

^ UKIP

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)

No. Yes. Couldn't even tell you her name.
It wasn't a one night stand or anything I've just got an appalling memory.

Alt: It's silver and hasn't broken down yet, so it's alright by me.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)

The silver ones are the second fastest.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Thats why my bike is red.

( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Terrible bullying of swipe

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:47, Reply)

I haven't bullied her!
Just last night I lifted her up on to my dining table and fucked her until she had three orgasms then I spunked up over her tits.

Thats true love that is.
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:51, Reply)

It flies sideways through time

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Only when kept antiseptically clean

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Alright Monty

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:51, Reply)

No, no and no

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)

You don't love me and I know now.

( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Call him Mr. Raider, call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain (Mr Vain Mr. Vain)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:24, Reply)

No. It was quick. Can't remember the name. Might have been dad
I used to have an old colt that was great. Had a second gear level as an overdrive
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:35, Reply)