You all fucked off for the afternoon then?
Workshy cunts.

I've been tits deep in IT misery. Im not going to moan about it like certain folk on here. Instead, I persevered and sorted my fucking issues out.

What you all up to?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 17:56, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm at home in my pants waiting for a call
My IT misery ended up being a simple change of router setting so all is now good.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Im installing new software on new pc's. It's been a bit messy.
Im not even IT though things like this seem to be put on me
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:09, Reply)

I'm sorting my it misery out with a telephone interview tomorrow
Fingers crossed I manage to pretend not to be a hateful cunt for half an hour
( Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)

have a line beforehand.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:10, Reply)

i'm here til 7ish
then lebanese and theatre
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:05, Reply)

I read that as
"then lesbians and dinner".

Now I'm disappointed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:07, Reply)

what do lebanese eat?
Fish pate
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:10, Reply)

I've been compliancing all day

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)

keep it to gaz, yer?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)

sorry babe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Are you two having some sort of affair?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:32, Reply)

What's it to you?
Quite nosy for a General Practitioner receptionist, aren't you?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:33, Reply)

he masturbates to pictures of dead children

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:35, Reply)

As does Mrs Dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:55, Reply)

how can a non-existent person perform any physical activity?
You really are a thick-skulled oaf, aren't you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:57, Reply)

I'm just glad Im not the thickest anymore.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:59, Reply)

it's close though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:00, Reply)

yer innit yer
get fucked.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:04, Reply)

alright Tim
I always suspected you were yet another sockpuppet account of Battered's.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Spending my JSA on fags and plotting out a chart for my downward spiral of introspection and despair in OpenOffice.
It puts the date for inevitable suicide as the first week in August.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:32, Reply)

I have to get public transport from work tonight :(
and to and from tomorrow.

what woes do you have?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:32, Reply)

The state of English cricket

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)

Has it ever been English?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:44, Reply)

The state of the England cricket team, more accurately.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 18:55, Reply)

This is why I don't do sport. The amount of upset it causes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:00, Reply)

You've caught me on a bad day though.
I'm blaming HH for today. He nipped round the corner and poisoned the pitch.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:11, Reply)

BOR-RING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:01, Reply)

quick, do a food thread!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:02, Reply)

'Supper'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:03, Reply)

tell me what you're cooking, I am always really impressed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:07, Reply)

omelette

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:09, Reply)

you ghastly pleb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:11, Reply)

nah, just had a lick.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Shouldn't you be riding a bike or playing with your bird somewhere?
(both of these are euphemisms)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:04, Reply)

I have and I am

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Also, MNIYM.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)