Somebody's making a film with kung-fu nazis in, ideal for McBeef
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kungfury/kung-fury

What film would be ideal for particular b3tans?

Alt: Last film you saw? Mine was Captain America: Winter Soldier which was jolly good since it had both explosions and Scarlet Johanssen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:26, 86 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alt: Also saw Inside Llwelyn Davis yesterday - also fun. Very Coens.
Carrey Mulligan is good in it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:37, Reply)

One that inspires them to post?
Alt: I don't think I've seen another film since the last time this question was asked, possibly the time before that.
I don't watch a lot of films.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)

yeah, explosion in your pants more like
punch and judy show for tangles. because no electricity.

alt: begin again. most surprisingly of all, trout pout keira knightley was actually doing her own singing. i quite liked it. frog was unimpressed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Well, if frog didn't care for it I'll cross it off my list
Do want to watch Under the Skin at some point, and Lucy comes out later this month. *rubs hands on thighs*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:51, Reply)

you'd have loved me a minute ago
my mouse stops working for no good reason, so i turn the computer off and on again. nothing. ring IT, thinking "bring me a new mouse" is hardly a difficult request. surprise surprise, nothing. no reply.

so i unplug and replug the mouse. and it starts doing something REALLY weird, the icon is blinking so fast it's giving me epilepsy. can you guess what the problem was, when IT finally picked up the phone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Yes, I can

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Christ you are bored if you're trying to instigate some IT CHAT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Breast resting on the CTRL key?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:18, Reply)

not a million miles off, as it happens
stupid fucking cables. but that wasn't the original problem. turning the twat off and on again fixed that. stupid fucking computers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)

It was a (semi) serious answer
as it was the cause of issues for a lady I had to deal with once, she had one of those adjustable height desks and when raising it the edge keys (such as CTRL and ENTER) would sometimes catch on the underside of her chesticles, causing odd things to happen to her computer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Going to make the other half watch Timecop tonight, after the discussion in the previous thread.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I watched Back to the Future II last night on the telly.
A lot has to happen between now and October next year for the film to not look very silly.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:56, Reply)

hahaha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:56, Reply)

a lot had to happen inside your mum's gunt over 9 months for you not to look very silly
that didn't happen either
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:04, Reply)

C-

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)

no, gunt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)

You
wish
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Legendary banter right here folks!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Every which way but loose.

( Muns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:15, Reply)

boy, will you look at that rain

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Dunno what's going on here.
If I wanted to sit in awkward silence punctuated by stilted conversation about the weather, I'd talk to my mother.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

big bits of hail now too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

this must be what they mean by a 'torrential downpour'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

i have seen two bits of 'fork' lightning

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

You couldn't make it up

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

it's slowing up now, gosh, amazing scenes here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

i only hope we are over the worst of it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)

i will keep you up to date with any further developments, but for now back to the studio

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)

The Nude, the Bad and the Ugly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Nude, Where's My Car?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Nudefellas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Star Wars: A Nude Hope

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Surely you'd prefer stuff like
The yurt locker?
( Muns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)

+in the nude

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Obv.

( Muns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Yurtles
Heroes out their half shell* - Yurtle Power!!

*in the nude
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:53, Reply)

The Nude Gun

( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)

High Nude

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Once Upon A Time In The Nude

( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

"her" starring most b3tan posters whose daily contact is with windows 7, and that's about it. How's the dating going lighty ? Considering windows 8 yet?

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Went a bit quiet, picking up now

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Nude Model Army

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)

The Nude Seekers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

A Million Ways to Die in the Nude

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Nuden schiess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

People that talk like this? Need to be shot?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28708526
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

in the nude?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)

in the mid-nude hour

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Have I got Nudes For You

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:18, Reply)

John Craven's Nuderound

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)

I think Frog would like a film about budgies with guns.
Alt: I watched terminator 2 the other day. And the end of aliens. And also, last night I watched about 45 minutes of the Postman. I don't know what that says about me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Dorien Gray - Dozer
Snow White - Battered
Every Which Way But Loose - Swipe
Texas Chainsaw Mascara - DBT

Alt. X-Men DOFP. I rather enjoyed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

Bumming makes you deaf, also I am nude with my dog, doesthis help this thread?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:03, Reply)

No.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:05, Reply)

Sorry Jaysum, I tried,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)