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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Someone did a delete.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:22, 176 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I'll delete this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
They chose my QOTW suggestion
But I wanted "CLOSE QOTW" really
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Now I've lost my link to Hitler Creamer

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I feel your pain.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
I am here for you bbz
dailycoffeenews.com/2014/10/22/swiss-company-feels-real-bad-for-putting-hitler-on-its-coffee-creamers/
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Is that kiddie pictures?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Yes yes it is
Or possibly its an article about a swiss company that feels really bad putting Hitler on its coffee creamers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Definitely not clicking that!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Who's the man? You're the man!
Yes you are!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Fuck this place and its bloo bloo kiddie picture posting cry babies.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Who posted kid pictures?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Shambles reckons he didn't post pictures of Ringoffyre's kids in retaliation for RoF doing it to him.
Every time anybody mentions it he bloo bloos all over the internet. Pretty pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
yeah ... it's hilarious ahahaha
soz for being mildly sensitive about having pictures of my young kids posted on the internet by a psycho

it's totally well lol
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I don't care to be honest.
Though you probably shouldn't have done it in retaliation. Loses you the moral high ground, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I didn't
I'm not a psycho and I don't know if the fat mental even has kids
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
^ Is a psycho who defo knew the fat mental had kids^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
All this bloo bloo deletion and weepy gazzing is definitely making you look good.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
shit ... and I really needed the respect of the sort of creepy prick who makes up this sort of shit and then wanks on and on about it for months

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
^cant leave it alone^
.....just like Robert
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Probably should have thought about that before posting pictures of peoples' kids, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
YEAH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Terrible bullying this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I should try to bully better

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I think I may be losing the plot

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Somebody help me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Too late

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
You have young kids?
But you're about 108.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Yeah. Locked in his shed

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Maybe he means Pygmy goats

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Hmm sexy pygmy goats

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)
When he says 'my', it's the ones he's kidnapped and keeps in his cellar.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Possesion is 9 10ths of the law innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
As a shit internet lawyer, I can confirm this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)
easy now ... it's not my fault you're a barren old spinster

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Now the pikey wife makes sense
That pension won't go so far when they hit puberty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Why would I need a pension? I have kids.
I won't die alone and be eaten by my cats.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
lol deletion is brilliant, bloo deletion is bent
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)
it all looks like bloo deletion to me

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
I think you might be right

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Which was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
All bloo, unless you or me or any of the other cool people delete stuff it's always bloo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
"cool people" lulz

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Being one one of the cool people here is included on your cv swot analysis, isn't it?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I doubt it, really it's a tongue in cheek term referring to those who enjoy annoying and taking the piss out of each other, not those who send weepy gazzes and delete stuff
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Delete this please

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Delete your face

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
My husbands father and brother already did that with acid for disrespecting the family.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
greatest favour they ever did you

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Teach you to be a slag, showing all that ankle to the menfolk

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Know what you mean.
Someone called **** gazzed a mod reporting me for not using their real name.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
GARY!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah me, I did it for the lolz. To be honest I really didn't expect anything to come of it, gutted.
Also, you can say Dave, it's not a secret you fanny
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
What happens if I say it 3times?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I'll get shambles to track you down and post pics of your kids

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Just gaz him our address, or ask d*z*r to do it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
He's well bad for that.
It's going to get him in trouble, some day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
How come he can still post on /talk ? I thought a banhammer was across the board?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
I'll be honest, I couldn't give a shit what did or didn't happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
me and mongy are sandboxed from upsetting the delicate folk of qftw
or more specifically the weepy shitmod of qftw
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)
As an offshoot of qotw he shouldn't be posting here either, it's in breach of his autistic agreement. Someone should gaz teh modz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)
I doubt they'd ban me for that when they didn't ban me for 'shopping people's kids into pthc grot and posting it on /board

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
About time you came clean.
Doesn't it make you feel better?

I'm calling the police, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)
do you want me to find their number and address for you
I'm pretty good at that
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Someone is a cunt.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)
That 'someone' is you, dear Fisty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Yeah, gonna take your advice, do a whisky tasting, see if I can grab some freebies tomorrow too.
Oh, fuck off tosser.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
you tosswank, I hope you go bankrupt then murder your wife and daughter before shooting yourself in the head while your shit pub burns to the ground.
😘
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Well really.
*goes all bloobloo and drops a hammer on the delete button*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

😎
👘
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
The music of 'Adele' really speaks to DBT.
No returns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
*bangs bar in frustration*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Adele ain't bad for a fat bird.
Still ginger, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
no fat chix

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Bigger tits though

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
That is always one of lifes great disappointments when you see a fattie with small boobicles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Fattie=large funbags. It's what the lord created them for.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
There is simply nothing more horrific than a bird who's belly extends further than her jugs.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Except maybe a man who thinks looks count more than anything else

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
how's your hair?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Up in rollers RIGHT now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)
alright, gran
have you got your tartan shopping basket next to you
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
No, it's mulberry
Your wife would have loved it, I got it in a secret sale, £200 off!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
if only I'd married a desperate climber I'd maybe know what that meant

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
What Chris Bonnington ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
our beards would have Velcro'd us together forever

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
ah well
at least you can afford to buy your wife a bartered down primark special
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
why would she need me to buy her anything?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
romance? surprises? birthday? christmas?
go on, you can't be as joyless as you sound. get down to argos, they might have a sale on...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
a romantic handbag? Christ ... no wonder you've failed to breed

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
failed not to?
i've taken panicky precautions against it since i was 18!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
no need to be defensive ... it wasn't a criticism
posh handbags are almost as good as kids
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
hardly defensive
plenty of people make the choice not to have kids. they're the ones who look years younger and go on decent holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
no offence like
but you could pass for my mum
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
you have no idea what i look like
unless you're a really weird creepy stalker
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
this is hardly an anonymous messageboard after thirteen years
I doubt any of the regulars are more than two degrees separated

That's why the kiddie picture bants aren't funny
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
then you know i am hawt
sorry dude, your old mum comments make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
yeah ... I'm sure in the shallow pond of humanities dorks you're probably a minor catch

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
at least people dive into the humanities/social science pool
ain't nobody getting wet in the science department
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
said the spinster with the handbag fetish

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
i like jewellery too
and flowers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I'm sure they'll be a great comfort in your dotage
and the jewellery might even pay for a few weeks of food for the cat that you name as your sole benefactor in your will
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
i'm allergic to cats
your spreadsheet of stalking has let you down here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
it's amazing that the secret services didn't headhunt you

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Not 'bants' though is it Mr Internet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
pipe down, Albert

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Oh yeah he's the other one you did your weirdo creepy stalking on, Jesus man, you're dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
If this had came from anyone but you Swipey...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)
My beauty is only skin deep Rev

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
You're going to be chucked like hot coals once your tits sag, big man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
But what beauty it is Meaters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I don't care about looks; just window dressing innit
Attractiveness comes from whether someone makes you laugh and has a brain, not from a six pack
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Les Dawson is fit as fuck

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
A stiffy with a stiffy?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
they had to stand on the lid of the coffin to close it

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
#bernardmanning

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
imagine being the lucky Pierre in a Manning/Dawson sandwich.
Go on. Imagine!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
But which as the anchor?
I MUST KNOW!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
If you like them to be pointing at the carpet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Depends what position they are dangling from dunnit
#ladblog
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I've seen a few larger cups and they have without exception been a disappointment.
Perhaps I'm just unlucky, who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
What is yourposition on big arses?
#dothe doggy
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Should have chased more pavement and less cake

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
A bit of hair dye wouldn't hurt, surely.
She ought to have some self-respect. Being ginger isn't the crippling disability it once was. Quick bit of Grecian in the shower and job's a good 'un. No shame, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
There are gingers here too kroney, tell them brother, tell them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Somehow I reckon her millions will console her
Also she could be twice as fat and ginger, somehow I doubt she'd look twice at a group of sweaty internet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
ahahhahahaha
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2399417 ^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Of course, there's that God-awful East End market trader voice of hers.
Ain't nobody getting the horn from having sweet nothings whispered to you by Mike Read's sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
there's a massive amount of projection in this post

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
No, just lol'ing at the #ladbantz

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
the thing about genuine #ladbantz is that the horrible chav pricks who use it are generally having lots of awful teenage sex
whereas this lot ... not so much
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
That was kind of the point
A load of shuffling sweaty nerds nudging each other and going, phwoar would, Urgh wouldn't, about women who wouldn't touch them with someone else's minge
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
fair point

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/095731485X/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?pc_redir=1414164814&ref_=pd_bxgy_b_img_z
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Charity auction at work offering a signed Status Quo guitar
which has 1 bid so far. Christopher Biggins coming round your house and cooking you dinner has no bids yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Stick me down for a tenner, for our Christopher.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
£50 increments, which has put me off rather

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Fuck that then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)

cooking you dinner noncing your kids
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
I would deffo bid for Biggins

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
There's also
"A week in the new, beautiful, ultra luxury Blue Lagoon villa in Virgin Gorda that sleeps up to 10 people (www.bvibeachvillas.com) between mid June and mid November 2015. "

Sounds right up Swipe's alley.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
oooh yes
you bid for that, and frog, stunned, monty, me, cavy, jeff, rakky... we'll all be there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Bidding on that one starts at £450
I'll check back in just before the auction ends. But I suspect that'll be massively overbid by a director showing off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Yeah taht was me soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Haven't you left 5eva yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
still 'between jobs'
I won £25 on an old lottery ticket this morning \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Ah, you prick
I've done nothing but lose on those, recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I've got two tickets for tonight £150m here I come!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
I'm getting mine in a sec.
Race you to the Bugatti dealership!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Ha! Nasty crass cars
Get two, your twice as likely to win then
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
You know me, Nakers.
You know what car I'd be getting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Delta Integrale?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
Aston V8 Vantage innit

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
platform is too old, new one next year wait for that or at least get the v12!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Damn right the platform's old.
I want the 1977 version.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
good point, very handsome car, throw in a db4 zagato and we'll head to the South or France ma cherie x

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This time next week, we'll be laughing at all those povvos on the riviera.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
WHAT HAPPENED?!?
fucking hell, I can't leave you alone for one afternoon without hair pulling
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Alright Jay, I'm up Manc tomorrow, at this.
www.thewhiskylounge.com/event/manchester-whisky-festival-2014/
Can I crash at yours tomorrow night?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I ent been to a whisky do in a while.
There's a rum one soon. Might go to that early doors and make a Leo of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
I've never been to one, I intend getting royally pissed. There's twenty something to get through in an afternoon, without making a cunt of myself.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Last time I went to one they gave me a nip in an oyster.
About 3 minutes later I was stood outside the whisky shop (this was in a Scottish village with a load of distilleries so the festival was spread out) emptying my stomach at about one in the afternoon. A passing car beeped it's horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Did they not have glasses? That sounds rank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Yes. They gave out free ones with the event.
However serving the nip and the oyster together was the selling point as that one was supposed to go well with oyster, or some bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
It's porridgewogs poisoning you there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)
they definitely saw you coming
and puking
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)
I think gonz has started making baby food, I'm currenty feeding child two with "RAspberry, spinach and greek yoghurt...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:00, Reply)
if it were gonz it'd be razzbry, spinitch and yogot

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)

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