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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That last thread is well bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:53, 112 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Just one more thing, ma'am.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Mr Bronson styled himself on Kojak.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)
My salmon hasn't defrosted yet, so I donno what to do, it was the main component of my dinner tonight.
Why is life so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:27, Reply)
because you are catastrophically disorganised
hth
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)
Eat it anyway.
Worse case, it'll give you the shits which seeing as that sounds like you anyway, no harm done.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
have it for dessert with choc sauce and maltesers?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
also as well too ... it's only half five ... unless it's a whole massive salmon then there's loads of time for it to defrost

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Salmon is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)

#SNP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
She looks fucking weird
like a troll that's had a sex change
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I don't think we got enough info out of Darth in that last thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)
What info did you want specifically? I can make something up for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
I dunno 6 months of non posting, clearly lots has happened
his blog sheds no light on the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:35, Reply)
He went to Nottingham to find himself.
#spiritual
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
But Nottingham found him
#switcheroo
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Are you saying harters has shot him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Yes, in his bum or somewhere else humorous and a bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
So Nottingham then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)
the only humour that ever came out of Nottingham was that advert for Tunes nose and throat lozenges

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Ah, the old switcheroo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Roald Dahl's erotic writing was quite disturbing.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
alright Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
I ate some chilli and fell asleep. I'm getting old.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)
hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
innit.
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I would've had a nap but had to go to the post depot to pick something up that turned out to be not what I was expecting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
you should have your own fly-on-the-wall documentary

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
I'm currently watching Harry Potter with the apelets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I've got it on as well, but I'm not watching it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
you poor bastard
Mine are playing with rubber balls in the dining room. Nothing can possibly go wrong.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
It's alright at least they're quiet
Voldamort looks a lot like nikki lauda
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
the whole series is an extended metaphor for the 1976 formula 1 season

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
I can see Harry Potter as a F1 playboy james hunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
What were you expecting?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
my watch back from the fixers
turned out to be some bloody piano music for the wife
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Can you make up something less dull please.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Sorry it was massive sex drugs and and a sous vide machine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Get a sodastream.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Stick it up your cock end and shit out an "Aero"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Don't be rude.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Sorry mr Jeffery sir

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
What you cooking for dinner this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
I've tomato and chilli soup so might just have that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:33, Reply)
I just made potato and leek on account of it being winter and that.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Tomorrow is slow cooked pork belly, potato, swede and hazelnut gratin, Garlic calvanero negro and some little picked mushrooms
all sous vide
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:06, Reply)
gratin sous vide sounds not at all nonsensical

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Fuck off you stupid ginger cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)
soz mum

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)
and calvanero negro is presumably related to cavalo nero only way cooler

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)
Shut up honky

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)
soz dad

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)
Please include manufacturer, dull watch facts and gauche mentions of price

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Snoopy Timex.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
#swatcheroo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
NICE!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I was reasonably pleased with that one

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Yeah, alright. Don't milk it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)
It's a massive mirrored g shock with camp strap

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Pure class

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Camp.
Like Larry Grayson.

You have a bender watch.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)
camo strap?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)
they do that on purpose to keep the nations spirits down, it's always the least exciting of things you're expecting that gets 'carded'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
You should have lowered your expectations before going.
That way you'd either have been pleasantly surprised or simply accepting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Problem is my wife had forgotten ordering anything so the assumption was pretty strong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)
slam her fingers in the lid
it's the only way they learn
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
So your general ennui is essentially the fault of your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
I'm having a listen to procol Harum live thong off the BBC radio
I used to listen to them quite a bit when I was getting loopy on mushrooms. Some of it is utter tosh, but the songs I remember fondly are rather good with a big Orchestra.
I'm sure you all think they're shit, but I got goosebumps a couple of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Sounds pants.
#thongoff
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Clam down mate, keep your knickers on
#Thongoff
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)
i was always more of a Caravan or Schpongle man for getting boxed
Procol Harem always had a hint of that self-indulgent posh boy Pink Floyd vibe about them
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)
They're definitly a bunch of prog wankers. But there are some excellent tracks.
Car an is a good idea, I might put some of that on and dig out my emergency weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Or some Domo era Can
if you want to properly melt your brains
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
I dunno. I've got to go and be sociable later. Probably best if I'm not a gibbering wreck.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Not for me, but out of unfamiliarity rather than rejection
Listening to Bluetones at the moment - a bit derivative but fuck me Simon Morris is a good bassist.

Edit - sorry - should have been replying to the flatulent porcine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:58, Reply)
you doofus

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
You dingus

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
I am a full blown flid.
I accept the pillory.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I agree with this and also about Simon Morris. Top musician

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Saw him solo a few years ago
Just him and an acoustic bass and it was very good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Bassists are worst of all the musicians

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
How IS the new band going? Got a soundcloud yet? What are you called?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)
No name. No soundcloud. But it's going well. Got some gigs in London early next year. So that'll be nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)

soundcloud slogan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:25, Reply)
Drummers?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Don't even qualify as musicians, more like monkeys with rythmn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)
A band is only ever as good as its drummer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:35, Reply)
We don't have a drummer
Read into that what you will
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:37, Reply)
#notarealband

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:41, Reply)
I reckon the bees are a bit like a drummer.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)
vegetarian wasps?

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:47, Reply)
How are vegetarian wasps like drummers?
Think man.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)
they drool constantly?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:53, Reply)
Are you saying vegetarians are mentally handicapped?
Because if you are, I'd like a copy of your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)
i was referring to wasps, but if it suits you then yes
the usual joke is "how can you tell if the stage is level?" - "when the drool runs equally from both sides of the drummers mouth.."
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:58, Reply)
I dunno ... thought you might have overdone the hallucinogens and be talking complete bollocks

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:54, Reply)
I really really want some mushrooms.
Can you send me some?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)
I wish I could.
I mean ... even if I could I still wouldn't ... but it's the thought that counts, right?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:02, Reply)
I really fancy getting cocked off my ladle on strong skunks
Yeah.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:05, Reply)
you should do that then
©simple solutions incorporated
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:06, Reply)
got weatherall next weekend, should prolly save myself for that eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:09, Reply)
give him a beardy hug from me

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)
I'll be clean shaven by then m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)
I doubt he will.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:19, Reply)
Yeah, it is mate. Thanks.
Merry Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Happy Hanukkah!

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)
just a droner or two

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:50, Reply)
New thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:22, Reply)

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