The fucking tinsel has come out at work.
I am looking forward to the endless, annual barrage of people calling me Scrooge despite me wearing a fucking Christmas jumper. The usual response of "No, I don't hate Christmas, I just hate tinsel, it's tacky, vulgar, cheap, common and for gypsies, the homeless and the lower orders. I actually quite like Christmas, but I like it at home with my family and my friends and not with the bunch of council estate retards with which I'm forced to share an open plan office," does tend to offend.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:25, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

copy pasting this for the office wall

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

A lot of the open plan offices here have got the tinsel up
fortunately as I am not a pleb I have my own office which is not being decorated
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

There is a reason technical staff are usually corralled in a sealed room.
I don't like open plan offices. People keep coming up to my desk (well, not mine specifically, they don't like me glaring at them, I mean the set of desks at which I sit) and expect us to drop everything instead of calling or emailing like civilised people. Then, to cap it off, I get called "hun" or "babe" when I sort their problem out purely because I want them to fuck off.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)

they all defo want to do a sex on you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I've mostly kept myself to one department.
They're a little better educated.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)