Lets workshop this problem mate. To whit what does this pedantry relate to? Why would he be spiteful if he is reliant on the sale for (full) payment?

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Upsolve the efficacy and let's get people excited!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)

He threw his toys out of the pram the other week regarding us speaking to them
Apparently us ringing our solicitors to ask where the sales was at was not necessary, as they would inform us, despite actually never ringing or emailing...

My fault, obviously
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:32, Reply)

maybe you should have used less shit clerks to do the dreary paper work

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)

My mate's a solicitor and deals with property and leasing.
When he bought his first house, by the end of it even he was cursing bloody solicitors.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Why didn't he do it himself?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)

He weren't quite qualified to at that point or summat.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)

It's just tedious admin in lawyerspeak, I'm sure most people could do it if there wasn't the option to pay some prick to do it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)

it's an absolute piece of piss
my baby brother did his conveyancing when he was doing property development and he's barely an idiot
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Of course he did

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)

the only people who think it's tricky are solicitors and that's only because they're generally pretty thick

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I can't think why they get paid several hundred grand a year to be able to understand and enforce multi jurisdictional legal agreements stradling property, construction, and commercial heads to delivery multi billion pound infrastructure projects
I just can't quite fathom it really
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)

that looks fascinating and if I live to a hundred and everything else goes to shit I might even read it

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)

It's ok, I've pitched it slightly above a 'Russell Group' intellectual level.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:10, Reply)

fortunately they'll all be replaced by computers within five years and be working in Tesco or B&Q

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Maybe you need better solicitors
Ours were brilliant and happy to be phoned up, especially when we were pushing them to get the sale through and processed within a 2 week deadline.


HTHs honey
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)

THX BBZ X

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Take it to the Property partner expressing your concerns as to the progression of the matter, particularly as the solicitor dealing with it is refusing/unwilling to speak to you as a matter of professional courtesy or otherwise. Copy him in to all e-mails
Also seek confirmation of the firms complaints policy and procedure.
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)

holy fuckadiddle ... this is like the dullest Basingstoke dinner party ever

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)

This fellas finances are hanging by a thread, I don't think posting a step by step pictorial guide to a pizza oven will help matters

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)

it can't be duller than this
unless we start discussing interest rates or favourite rush hour A roads
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Then smash his fucking teeth in with a hammer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Take it to the Property partner expressing your concerns as to the progression of the matter, particularly as the solicitor dealing with it is refusing/unwilling to speak to you as a matter of professional courtesy or otherwise. Copy him in to all e-mails
Also seek confirmation of the firms complaints policy and procedure.

Have a couple of pints, then head down there angry and shouting your head off, threatening physical violence to anyone who tries to placate you.
Oh and don't forget to record the conversation.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2434613
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)

We have already done that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)

They really have to enter into the spirit of their complaints procedures, although truth be told they don't really give a fuck and know you are too far advanced to take it to another firm.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)