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Thursday.
Chicken Thursday.
Alt: how are you? Got anything to share with the group?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:02, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Chicken Thursday.
Alt: how are you? Got anything to share with the group?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:02, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm alroght ta
I should get my cf6 textbook today. It's a laughably easy exam.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:05, Reply)
I should get my cf6 textbook today. It's a laughably easy exam.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:05, Reply)
ugh, i hate early morning meetings
saw "the imitation game" last night. thought it was absolutely excellent, in case anyone has/n't seen it/gives a fuck.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)
saw "the imitation game" last night. thought it was absolutely excellent, in case anyone has/n't seen it/gives a fuck.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)
SPLENDID
I've been out for a run in the dark like some sort of fucking penis.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:26, Reply)
I've been out for a run in the dark like some sort of fucking penis.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:26, Reply)
It started raining literally the moment I ran into the driveway.
I'm like a weather god or sutin.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:29, Reply)
I'm like a weather god or sutin.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:29, Reply)
It's such a show off it always wants to run in daylight for all to see.
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Happy Frogday one and all!!!
Alt: Ten years. I could have killed her and been out on parole by now.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:28, Reply)
Alt: Ten years. I could have killed her and been out on parole by now.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:28, Reply)
hahaha look at this it's like an old war poster you can change to literally anything and it still makes sense!!!!
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my pleasure. and google images, don't think i wasted my time making that because i didn't and wouldn't..
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:36, Reply)
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at least youve achieved your dream of being married to a plain if stupid wife trapped forever in your hometown
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:32, Reply)
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by virtue of having found someone approximating a woman you've virtuely won offtopic
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)
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Come now, you're being modest - I'm second place behind you, at best.
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Not wishing to blow my own trumpet but I certainly am the least biggest retard here.
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I'm not really up for the whole murdering thing but I have been trying to drive mine away for years and she just won't leave me.
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I know what you mean, I don't get it - I'm horrible to her, I ignore everything she says, I try to make her life as miserable as possible and yet she's still here.
Women are weird.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)
Women are weird.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)
don't forget you're really ugly too
and you smell like eggy lentil farts
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:10, Reply)
and you smell like eggy lentil farts
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:10, Reply)
no, he's more like a beanpole*
a beanpole made of hair and mung beans with a vague resemblance to the sheriff of nottingham in "prince of thieves"
*i don't really know what he looks like, but this sounds about right
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)
a beanpole made of hair and mung beans with a vague resemblance to the sheriff of nottingham in "prince of thieves"
*i don't really know what he looks like, but this sounds about right
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:17, Reply)
The Sheriff of Nottingham in "Prince of Thieves"
was a very handsome chap
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
was a very handsome chap
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
I don't see why frogs birthday is important
Its not like he fixed my boiler or anything like that.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:34, Reply)
Its not like he fixed my boiler or anything like that.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:34, Reply)
Shit
Well my Media Centre keeps doing this thing where when the kids use it if fucks up and won't let them play any of their shit barbie films. Can you make sure you don't fix that please?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)
Well my Media Centre keeps doing this thing where when the kids use it if fucks up and won't let them play any of their shit barbie films. Can you make sure you don't fix that please?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:38, Reply)
MEAT-O! MEAT-O!
Felicitations, mersh. Many happy returns of the day.
What time are you finishing work?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:42, Reply)
Felicitations, mersh. Many happy returns of the day.
What time are you finishing work?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:42, Reply)
Happy birthday Snakeypoos
I hope you get the full gamut of post-dinner birthday sexual deviancy that is your right as a man.
Alt: A bit shit TBH - just got a letter calling me in for yet another MRI. Other than that I'm tippety tip top.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:08, Reply)
I hope you get the full gamut of post-dinner birthday sexual deviancy that is your right as a man.
Alt: A bit shit TBH - just got a letter calling me in for yet another MRI. Other than that I'm tippety tip top.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:08, Reply)
So basically you're saying there is no real difference between my wife and a Nazi cow?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
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Maybe he's had his sex for the year.....
... but have you had yours *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)
... but have you had yours *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)
Which Grandad?
The one who died in 1935 or the one who died in 1969? I need to know!!
Pair of slackers, haven't done a day's work in years
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)
The one who died in 1935 or the one who died in 1969? I need to know!!
Pair of slackers, haven't done a day's work in years
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:24, Reply)
Cheers!! Although I was rather hoping for a night off!!! hahaha .....no, really. Seriously. Friend.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:21, Reply)
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My cold has gotten worse.
At least it waited until I was back at work before going for it I suppose.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)
At least it waited until I was back at work before going for it I suppose.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)
Happy Birthday Mr Meat
I got you a gift of unexpected breasts from the lass who lives in the house over the gardens from mine this morning.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)
I got you a gift of unexpected breasts from the lass who lives in the house over the gardens from mine this morning.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)
Merry birthday Mr. Snake
I hope the world is the shellfish of your choice on this most joyful of days
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
I hope the world is the shellfish of your choice on this most joyful of days
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Geiger was blatantly inspired by them when designing the aliens from Alien.
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I'm grand, thanks, Windy Pig.
Also - happy birthday Meatsnake.
Mrs V and I have started watching Sons Of Anarchy.
It's a bit shit, I think - a bit cheesy.
Friday tomorrow, thank the maker!
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)
Also - happy birthday Meatsnake.
Mrs V and I have started watching Sons Of Anarchy.
It's a bit shit, I think - a bit cheesy.
Friday tomorrow, thank the maker!
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)
if you stay out later than me with these reprobates
and then stagger in.... go and wake up the budgie, not me.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
and then stagger in.... go and wake up the budgie, not me.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
if you want 12 stone of alcohol fumes blundering in and sweating next to you at 3am
i can send him your way with pleasure
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:03, Reply)
i can send him your way with pleasure
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:03, Reply)
well let's hope he blunders drunkenly into somebody who isn't a miserable old granny, eh?
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Nah, it's last-of-the-xmas-turkey-thank-fuck-done-in-a-curry-thursday for me
Alt: I'm great cos I'd been thinking it was Wednesday day all day! Might have a wank to celebrate the Thursday revelation.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
Alt: I'm great cos I'd been thinking it was Wednesday day all day! Might have a wank to celebrate the Thursday revelation.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)
Also, Happy Birthday Meatsnake and I hope your first child is a masculine child.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
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Chrimbo was two weeks ago.
Did you buy a twelve pound bird for one person or sutin?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Did you buy a twelve pound bird for one person or sutin?
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Nah, I just had some bits left on a plate in the fridge
Some old pate had fallen into it but I scraped most of it off and gave it a microwave to soften it up a bit. If I curry it up today with some spices and the yellow-stickered cream I bought on Monday it should be good for a few meals over the weekend.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
Some old pate had fallen into it but I scraped most of it off and gave it a microwave to soften it up a bit. If I curry it up today with some spices and the yellow-stickered cream I bought on Monday it should be good for a few meals over the weekend.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
I'm sure it will be fine but I'd not eat two week old meat
cooked or not
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
cooked or not
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
Weeell, it's mostly cooked I'd say still a bit of pinkness but that's alright yeah? I'm sure thats how the top chefs do it
And I drained off the red juices it was sitting in (gotta keep the flavour in!). The plate might need a few scrubs before it's roadworthy again though
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
And I drained off the red juices it was sitting in (gotta keep the flavour in!). The plate might need a few scrubs before it's roadworthy again though
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
If I buy proper chicken from the butchers it's fucked after a few days.
Meat that hasn't been filled with water and preservatives doesn't last that long.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Meat that hasn't been filled with water and preservatives doesn't last that long.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:07, Reply)
I must say that Fiona Bruce was looking rather pleasant last night
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There's something very very naughty about Sophie Raworth
I think she would probably ruin me. And I'd let her.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:40, Reply)
I think she would probably ruin me. And I'd let her.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:40, Reply)
I really like it when she gets angry and quotes people swearing. Like that Dapper Laughs prick.
I'd like to add Sam off of BBC3's '60 Second News'.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:01, Reply)
I'd like to add Sam off of BBC3's '60 Second News'.
( , Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:01, Reply)
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