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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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whatever.It's my birthday. get me a present.
alt. frog has flounced apparently. Get him a present.
altalt. Lunch. You fat fucks
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:44,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I dunt reckon any MPs are angry about that report not coming out.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:44,
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Still seething about my rejection eh?First cut is the deepest
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:49,
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What rejection?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:51,
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oh that hasn't arrived yet. I definitely ordered it. Bloody post office. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:54,
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ooh happy birthdayare you out tonight?
alt: no.
altalt: probably a £10 salad, i'm thinking with a brown rice base.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:50,
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I'm sure there's a funny strikethrough to be had here...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:56,
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INORITE!He's actually going out on Sunday!!!11!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:57,
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I can't be the only one wondering which ducks hold the coveted first and second places.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:14,
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I don't actually have favourite ducks.Sorry.
I quite like coots. And foie gras.
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Where do you stand on widgeon?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:42,
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Happy birthday JayJust had some miserable Sainsburys misery for lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:57,
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:( Soggy sandwiches.Im having thai infused salmon and salad, those of you who were wondering.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:58,
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That sounds quite nice thatWho is Madeleine Ashton?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:59,
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my pal just texted me to tell me he'd had 'a bag of doughnuts'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 12:59,
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Oh manI want a doughnut now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:04,
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I have a voucher for buy 12 get 12 free for Crispy KremesBut there's nowhere close to me that sells them :(((
BTW who actually likes custard doughnuts? Fucking rank
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:13,
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i like them, the worst ones are apple, factfans(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:14,
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Raspberry is the only acceptable fillingApple should stick to pies and crumbles
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:16,
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i had a salted caramel and banana one, it was £3.50. it was worth it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:17,
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jesus christhow Wrong can one human being be?
terribly, it seems.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:16,
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custard ones are grimbut they do nice iced ones. and some of the filled ones are ok, like the lemon meringue, but you need about 3 sittings to get through them.
the worst was the one my sister-in-law bought in harrods - the harrods krispy kreme was about £6, was stuffed full of and piled high with chocolate, and said HARRODS on the top in gold leaf. she didn't eat until the following day.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:18,
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I see gold leaf used a lot by top chefs on things like the Great British MenuIt always looks shit and tacky and a lot of hassle. I don't know why they bother
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:22,
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harrods clearly agreed, they booted krispy kreme out about 3 years ago i think(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:31,
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actually ... yeah ... a massive pile of pakora and some awful indian lagerbeer would go down smashing(, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:03, Reply)
I just ordered this for you:www.superflyrecords.com/item/2/0-2407-0-1-0/117336712/the-jazz-workshop-mezare-israel-yekabtzenu.html
Although, I don't know where you live, so I've had it delivered to my work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:05,
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You shouldn't have...No, really. You shouldn't have
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:06,
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Well if you're going to be like that about it, I'll just keep it for myself.Ungrateful wretch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:09,
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Happy Birthday GJ! 21 again eh?Go get yourself some birthday sex, my treat.
Lunch was a half bottle of cheap whiskey and a sausage roll that qualified as pig product due to the baker once watching Babe.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:10,
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I'm having one of them sausage rolls with the pickle in it.It's 'alright'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:12,
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Do you prefer your sausage rolls heated or cold?I prefer cold myslef but apparently this is 'wrong'
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:14,
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heated. nothin worse than cold, flaky pastry(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:21,
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Hot or cold is greatHot with beans is fucking NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:22,
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Since a friend suggested chucking some curry powder into beans thats the only way I can eat them now(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:25,
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Are you actually a student?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:26,
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Yeah right, like students can afford beans!(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:27,
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haha!Excellent strikethroughage
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:23,
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Not on school night. Mid week birthdays are shit. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:27,
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I know. I generally do but it's not like it's a big age or owt.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:30,
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I nearly worked on my 23rd birthday(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:30,
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23 was the last year that me and Twinshambles did the "drink per year" gameit went really really well
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see also january birthdayswhat kind of cunt is born in january?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:31,
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well I never!I'll have you know I share a birthday with Emma Bunton!
who was also my fave Spice Girl
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:40,
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I share a birthday with my dad and swipes dadwho is also my favourite dad
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:42,
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One year closer to your inevitable lonely death in an aids hospice(, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Hay look ! B3th was on the telly this morning ! metro.co.uk/2015/01/21/74-year-old-cougar-gets-live-vagacial-on-this-morning-5030307/?ito=facebook
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:41,
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Oh wow, I'm totes excited about getting a 'dry, sagging vagina' when I'm older(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:43,
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you can smear a useless lotion of egg and honey onto it right now if you wantno need to wait until you're a granny
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Okay, I've got my appetite back and I'm now unnaturally hornyHangovers are weird
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:41,
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:49,
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again, go down the post, find one of those tubes for sending out plans and blueprints and have yourself some lovely lady time.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 14:26,
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Happy Anniversary of touching vaginaAltalt: I had a chicken burger and fries from the Italian takeout place next door to work. Pretty good actually.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 13:47,
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Those wops are famed for their chicken burgers.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 14:02,
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They do all sorts of burgersI just fancied chicken, you sarky bastard.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 14:29,
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how can you have a birthday if you're gay?Alt: no he hasn't. He loves us all too much.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 14:22,
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incorrect(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Jan 2015, 14:25,
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soft boiled eggslightly salted and peppered and served on a cold plate.
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$$ ✅, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 14:26,
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Has anyone ever done the egg in a bottle thingwhere you create a small vacuum (burning a match) in a bottle with a neck that is too small for an egg to fit in then place the boiled egg on top and it get sucked in.
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Somebody's bound to have tried it.....and some A&E nurse is bound to have seen the aftermath.
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It would take a lot of bottle(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 14:47,
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If you ask nicely, yes(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 21 Jan 2015, 14:42,
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