^likes his males well hung and covered in grease

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:26, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

actually I like my beef from heifers, no nasty testosterone ruining the flavour. actually.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:37, Reply)

I didn't even know you could get male beef
I just assumed that bulls did fuck all day apart from stand around, chase people out of their fields and stick their cocks in the occasional she-cow
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:39, Reply)

bullocks

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:41, Reply)

just once I want to read a piece about Sandra without the word 'kooky' appearing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:42, Reply)

pretty sure that my instructions were, don't read meaningless celebrity shit.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:45, Reply)

just trying to get in touch with my feminine side, next stop is bleating on endlessly about who killed dot cotton in corrie or some such bollocks

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:51, Reply)

bullocks

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:52, Reply)

bunch of heifers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:05, Reply)

SHE-COW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:42, Reply)

Through the early morning sun, I can see her here she comes, she-cows the drum

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 20:43, Reply)

I rather like the stone roses

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 21:12, Reply)