Just had Jehovah's Witness at the door. How quaint.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 12:14, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

We only really get mormons here.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)

the fact they call early on the weekend means quite a few of them have seen me in a housecoat with the dt's.
You can pinpoint the part where they wished they hadn't called.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 12:19, Reply)

there's a mormon church half a mile away
I quite often get buttonholed by neatly dressed American chaps wanting to share the good news.
(Good evening Good evening, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 12:19, Reply)

strikethrough button
+ corn

Lol!
(Good evening Good evening, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)

by neatly while
American in leather
wanting to share the and it's
news fun
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)

dunno about Mormons but apparently JW's will actually not bother you again if you ask them not to.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)

they are idiots

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 12:21, Reply)

Tell them you used to be a mormon but left.
You're pretty much on par with satan after that.
( Muns, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:24, Reply)

Should have invited them in, personally I have a 'human skin lampshade and hunting trophy heads' lounge for this purpose alone.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)

he was on his way the minute he'd given me the leaflet.
I'm having a pint after doing the shop.

I've 'treated' myself to a decadent lunch of Mr brains faggots.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 14:50, Reply)

By 'doing' the shop I hope you mean robbing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:06, Reply)

if I was stealing I wouldn't be nicking £1 ready meals.
That would constitute a striking lack of ambition.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)

Some of the pound shops round here have security guards, what the fuck is this country coming to
Just how much theft would you need to prevent to pay for your employment
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:18, Reply)

it really is bad.
A wise theif would go for meat, booze and designer clothing.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:26, Reply)

We used to security sticker some of the pricier beef joints.
Occasionally you'd go round the shelves at the end of the day and find a bit of bloody plastic with the barcode sticker on. So a customer has actually come into the shop with a retractable knife in their pocket ... premeditated much?
And who'd put a piece of meat with the wrapper cut open inside their coat? Ugh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

a bloody shoplifter

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)

<s>shop</s> shirt

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)

I've bought steaks outside pubs from shoplifters with obvious drug addictions.
They provide a service. They always have the packaging still though. I don't think I'd want it seasoned with bits of lint and Golden Virginia.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 17:01, Reply)