I've recently caught myself in the mirror and realising that i'm objectivly good looking now.
I've always had the personailty, but now i've got the look too - i'm quite the catch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:30, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

if I weren't married I'd be down there wooing you right now

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Surely you have a nice or something? I'm dryer than Thames Valley Water, _and_ I don't have a problem with leaky pipes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:58, Reply)

Lose the stupid toy watch and I'd fuck you

( Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:33, Reply)

no way
you can catch up on Twitter while he's tossing you off
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:34, Reply)

Yes but if he's tossing me off I have both hands free so I can use my phone and broadcast it on periscope

( Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:38, Reply)

bit selfish

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)

he gets his turn after, don't worry

( Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)

Nah' man, it's wicked, supprises me every day.
Plus it's a life-saver, didn't realise how high my heart-rate is, so i'm gonna go on some new loldrugz probably.

When it starts being bundled with last-years-model-phones, on contracts, then it'll kick off big time. I still reckon most iPhone users will want one within a year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:55, Reply)

I've Shazamed 4 times now, because it's so convinently easy to do now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:56, Reply)

mebbe go for a run or summat instead of adding yet more drugs?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:03, Reply)

Or walk a dog MASSIVE WINKS.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)

is this another sex thing?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I looked at your photos on twitter to check, and yes you're well fit m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:34, Reply)

I looked at all the naked photos your missus keeps sending me and you are well fit mate.

( Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)

Thanks m8, glad you like them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)

Safe blud, what is your @name? I'll follow you, bet there's some well good #bantz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:52, Reply)

I'll follow you l8r m8, it's dave something or other, dunno, don't tweet but I like to both read and judge other people on there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:55, Reply)

Noyce whan bruvah.
My schtict at the moment is using Emoji to say as much as I can.

💩👑-👹 = shitking-hell = shitting hell.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:57, Reply)

Look at this whit !
https://twitter.com/PaulyPutz/status/593332751320948737
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)

Swear down, if they don't fix the HTTPS bug, imma tweet Rob.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:00, Reply)

jesus, maybe i'll just leave it for now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:01, Reply)

yah'yah', like you didn't rase a smile, I'M ONTO YOU.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)

👀🌊 (I see)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:00, Reply)

Egg Zack Lee

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)