I was the victim of a drive by egging once when I was a student :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

so what

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:53, Reply)

so I was hospitalised for a week

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:53, Reply)

I wish you had died

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:54, Reply)

WELL MAYBE I DID, DID YOU CONSIDER THAT???????

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:57, Reply)

what you haven't considered is what if I'm dead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:57, Reply)

harassment of a corpse is not a crime m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:58, Reply)

STOP GHOST DOZER STOP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:59, Reply)

we went to a halloween night at once mega night "school disco" when i was about 22
two of my friends got badly egged on the way there.

when we got in the club, they were inspecting their clothes to see the extent of the egging. I realised "beat it" was playing and fell about laughing. when I explained, they told me I was a twat :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:53, Reply)

they were right

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:54, Reply)

How can you stand her M8

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:56, Reply)

the money and lavish gifts

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 9:57, Reply)

it's funny because you both love me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:01, Reply)

I love my iPad and my trainers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:01, Reply)

and your big pig pizza

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:09, Reply)

zero points for strikethroughs here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:09, Reply)

I don't love it this morning.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 May 2016, 10:12, Reply)

I love the 50" TV she said I could have and then gave to someone else
I don't know why I even speak to her, its hell on earth watching x-files on a tiny 42" TV
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)

shush and read this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1041720
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 11:46, Reply)

Awwww man, I miss Monty Boyce

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 11:46, Reply)

i found that whilst searching for something
and lol'd.

this place used to be great.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:02, Reply)

you however have remained consistent throughout.

( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:11, Reply)

yessssssssssssss

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:36, Reply)