What happens if you say trick?
I don't think I've ever said trick to a trick or treater before. I usually just ignore the door.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 31 Oct 2016, 17:21, 9 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

Shit in newspaper
Set on fire
Shove through letterbox
Stab escaping householder
Steal all possessions
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Oct 2016, 18:02, Reply)

^Saturday's lineup on the Attentionwhore Facemetal stage

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Oct 2016, 18:04, Reply)

That's not what happens and you know it young drimbley, you adorable little scamp you.
I'll tell you what happens, mr sockpuppet. When you say 'Trick', the Halloween Police come to get you. That's what happens.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 31 Oct 2016, 20:49, Reply)

Oh hello, fancy seeing you here

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Oct 2016, 21:11, Reply)

Little cunts don't even get through the first stage security gate in this compound m8
I carved a couple of pumpkins and put them on the balcony though, so they get their hopes up only to be ignored
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Oct 2016, 18:08, Reply)

What about the kids that live in the compound?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 31 Oct 2016, 22:59, Reply)

Excellent
I didn't know hallowe'en had a grinch. To be fair, if we encourage them it might get like American hallowe'en. Which has the potential to be a massive pain in the arse. For those of us who don't live in gated communities anyway.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 1 Nov 2016, 0:28, Reply)

You have to perform a sex act for money

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Oct 2016, 19:22, Reply)

It shone a torch in my face.
Then I relented and gave it* a miniature bag of Haribo.

*indeterminate gender.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 1 Nov 2016, 0:23, Reply)